Tonight I Become My Male God’s Kitten—Lick Him! chapter 18

Chapter 18: Not Good at This Kind of Thing

Mu Feng asked this with a smile.

But in reality, he truly hadn’t taken physiology classes. When his peers were taking the course, he had been locked at home for a whole year.

His differentiation into an Alpha was also completed during that time.

He only knew that his powerful spiritual force had caused a grave mistake; therefore, his identity as an Alpha was no longer a source of pride.

He disguised himself as a soft, inconspicuous Omega, curling up in a corner, surviving.

Mu Feng added, “I really haven’t taken physiology classes. I’m not lying to you.”

Liang Yuhang heard the honesty in his tone and said directly, “Then let me tell you, for an Omega to hook an Alpha like that just now—it might have been unintentional, but it was inappropriate.”

But he wasn’t an Omega.

Would Teacher Liang react the same way to an Alpha’s touch?

Mu Feng nodded, his gaze landing on the other’s slightly heaving chest. “Then, based on my shallow physiological knowledge, Teacher Liang, is your susceptibility period approaching? Otherwise, you wouldn’t react so strongly to just a touch.”

Liang Yuhang: “………”

Still half a month away—not too close. Maybe he was just too busy and hadn’t had time to release.

This guy was truly innocent to the point of being blunt.

He raised a hand, wiping the cold water from his face. “No, still early.”

Mu Feng nodded, his mind full of mischievous ideas. “That’s good. If it were that time, you definitely wouldn’t let me come close.”

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Liang Yuhang didn’t want to discuss such privacy issues with him here anymore and issued an eviction order. “If you don’t change your clothes soon, you’ll catch a cold.”

Mu Feng looked down at himself. His clothes were indeed soaked through. “I don’t have clothes to change into.”

Liang Yuhang raised a hand to press his brow. “I’ll have 0717 send some to you.”

Mu Feng sat on the bench nearby to wait, watching Liang Yuhang submerge into the water again and swim a few laps back and forth.

0717 came running over, puffing and panting. Handing over the clothes, it complained, “Why did you end up like this? I’m very busy; I’m really not part of your play.”

“What are you saying?” Mu Feng reached out and patted its fat head wildly. “I fell into the water. Do you have any sympathy?”

“Oh, thought it was some wet body…”

Catching Liang Yuhang’s gaze, 0717 coughed violently a few times and changed the subject. “Teacher-student pool academic exchange.”

Mu Feng snatched the clothes. With this light bulb here, any amount of pink bubbles would vanish.

He went into the changing room and changed his pants. Just as he grabbed his collar to pull off the soaked top, a frivolous whistle sounded from behind.

“Nice body, Student Mu Feng.” Liang Jingyi appeared out of nowhere like a male ghost.

Mu Feng turned around and frowned. “Why do you linger like a ghost?”

Liang Jingyi leaned against the changing room door, looking him up and down—broad shoulders, narrow waist, beautiful abs. “I’ve been here the whole time. Watched you fall into the water, then get picked up by my brother.”

“Are you sick?” Mu Feng pulled the clothes over his head. “If you’re sick, go get treated. Did the biochemical virus poison your brain stupid?”

“I discovered you’re very different in front of my brother compared to me.” Liang Jingyi observed him. “Which is the real you?”

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He had done a background check on Mu Feng. The least favored youngest son of the Mu family, a marginal Omega. Committed some offense as a child, but the records were sealed by the higher-ups—quite mysterious.

Mu Feng approached, his pair of pale green eyes staring at the other. His gaze was cold, his tone indifferent. “I’ll say it again: don’t pester me. Unless Lieutenant Colonel Liang wants a second demerit.”

“Angry.” Liang Jingyi reached out to pinch his chin. “Even angry, you’re so cute. Why didn’t I meet you sooner?”

“Don’t touch me.” Mu Feng tilted his head to dodge, then raised his hand and slapped the other directly.

Two sons born from the same mother—how can one be so vile and disgusting, and the other flawless without defects?

Liang Jingyi tilted his head, then turned back slowly. “So thrilling. I like it.”

Mu Feng: “…………”

He felt his hand was dirty.

0717, who was squatting at the door eavesdropping, turned pale with fright. It rushed towards the changing room next door as if on wheels of fire. “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Liang Jingyi is harassing Mu Feng again! He’s so disgusting! Mommy! I need to use the highest level cleaning program to wipe the chat log just now; it was so greasy it dirtied my 0717 pure memory!!!”

Liang Yuhang had just finished changing. He turned his head. “Delete it after playing the recording.”

0717’s face was filled with disgust. “………Er, really so disgusting.”

After listening, Liang Yuhang pushed the door open and knocked on the door next door.

Mu Feng opened it from the inside, his expression changing like a master face-changer. In a second, he switched from indifference to a smiling face. “Teacher Liang, looking for me?”

Liang Yuhang glanced at the Alpha standing inside, his voice cold. “Want another demerit?”

Liang Jingyi shrugged slightly. “I didn’t do anything. Just opened the door and accidentally found someone inside.”

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“No, he’s been stalking me.” Mu Feng hid behind Liang Yuhang. “An officer tailing me like a ghost. I’m traumatized.”

Liang Yuhang had heard the recording.

The Mu Feng in the recording didn’t have a shred of fear. Right now, it looked more like he was complaining because he had someone backing him up.

Liang Yuhang happened to dislike this brother too, so he seized the opportunity. “Liang Jingyi, you’re about to get a second demerit. If you get three, you know the result.”

“You believe whatever he says?” Liang Jingyi sneered.

0717 suppressed its nausea and played the recording again. “Mn, Lieutenant Colonel Liang, already uploaded to the military department. Sorry about that.”

Liang Jingyi: “………”

Why is this dead NPC everywhere? So damn annoying.

He looked at Liang Yuhang and said slowly, “Do you care about him a lot? Then I’ve found your weakness.”

Liang Yuhang’s tone was calm. “Don’t care. I’m just a superior disciplining a subordinate, nothing more.”

Mu Feng’s heart twitched upon hearing this.

He thought, This is normal. Liang Yuhang just treats me as a student. This is very normal.

He lowered his head. “Then, Teacher Liang, if there’s nothing else, I’ll go first.”

0717 chased after him, chattering away. “He said that on purpose; don’t take it seriously.”

“It’s okay. Even if it’s the truth, I can accept it.” Mu Feng smiled. “It’s true anyway. In this life, it’ll probably be hard for me to become Teacher Liang’s weakness, right?”

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0717 couldn’t refute.

Its boss was like a working machine—heartless, indifferent. His relationship with his family was ridiculously bad, let alone taking anyone to heart.

If one had to name a weakness, maybe it was that cat.

Liang Yuhang was truly good to Mumu.

0717 laughed awkwardly and emitted a series of mechanical stutters. “What do you want to eat? I’ll go steal it from the cafeteria for you.”

Mu Feng patted its head. “Do you know your subject change is really stiff? Don’t worry, I won’t be sad over such a small thing.”

After all, there were too many things that made him sad. Liang Yuhang’s words were just an insignificant, expected one.

0717 spun around twice on the spot, not knowing how to coax him. “Then where… where are you going now? I’ll accompany you for a walk.”

“Don’t you have to work?”

“Work can go to hell. Skipping work!”

Mu Feng felt this little NPC was quite loyal. “I want to study. Exams are coming up soon.”

“Oh, then then then…” 0717 frantically queried its system but couldn’t find what to do in this situation, fretting uselessly. “Then… I’ll accompany you to study. I know a good place in the base.”

Seeing that it really didn’t intend to leave, Mu Feng nodded. “Then lead the way.”

0717 took him to the roof of the base, crudely opened the lock with a laser, and rushed in. “Not bad, right? Found it when I was slacking off.”

It was indeed not bad. It was very high here, offering a view of the entire base. Beyond that was the sea, shimmering with blue light.

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Mu Feng stood at the edge, blowing in the wind, and turned to ask, “Why are you called 0717?”

“Don’t know. He said it was a randomly picked number,” 0717 said.

Mu Feng curled his lips slightly. “Probably really was random, but I like this number very much.”

0717 turned into starry eyes. “Rounding up, does that mean you like me very much? even if you say so, I won’t be very happy, hehehehe.”

“You really look like a fool.” Mu Feng turned his back, looked down, and opened his notebook. “Alright, don’t be noisy. I’m going to study.”

He stayed on the roof until nearly nine o’clock, night falling low.

Just as he was preparing to leave, 0717 grabbed his hand. “Wait, wait a bit longer, almost ready.”

“You’re not really planning to wait for the cafeteria to close and go steal food, are you?” Mu Feng lectured it. “That won’t do. You’ll be caught and dismantled into parts.”

0717 didn’t speak, just pursed its lips and tugged at him persistently.

Mu Feng gave a soft tsk. “I’m going back. Honestly, do you just want to skip work?”

0717 shook its head, pulling tightly, repeating, “Wait a moment, just wait a moment.”

Mu Feng waited another ten minutes. Finally getting impatient, he strode towards the door. “I’m really going back. You stay here yourself. Bye.”

He pulled open the door. Outside was Liang Yuhang striding up the stairs. Their eyes met, speechless for a moment.

“Teacher Liang? Why are you here?” Mu Feng was surprised.

“Oh my mother, if you ran any slower, I would have shattered.”

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0717 felt relieved of a heavy burden, slowly shuffling outwards while unable to resist gossiping, looking back. “I’m leaving, this time I’m really leaving.”

Its eyes spun wildly, wishing it could record the entire conversation that followed.

But Liang Yuhang told it to scram, so it could only scram.

Mu Feng tilted his head slightly, like a kitten seeing its owner, a bit confused. “At this time, aren’t you supposed to be having dinner with the Commander?”

“Came back immediately after eating. 0717 said you were unhappy because of what I said.” Liang Yuhang didn’t beat around the bush.

He actually felt he hadn’t said anything wrong. Caring about Mu Feng—not really, hadn’t reached that point.

But it seemed he was too direct and hurt the other party.

Mu Feng opened his mouth, his cheeks burning a little. Having his thoughts laid bare was quite awkward. “Nothing of the sort. He exaggerated. You didn’t… didn’t need to care about me anyway, right?”

Liang Yuhang placed the packed pastries in his hand and looked up at him.

The Alpha, holding a high position at a young age, was still wearing the military uniform from the meeting. He looked imposing and arrogant.

“I’m not very good at doing this kind of thing, but if I unintentionally hurt you, I’m very sorry.”

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