Chapter 1: The Cannon Fodder in a Dogblood Novel (1)Ā
Standard Content Warnings: [MUST READ! Do not enter by mistake]
- No moral compass, no logic, dogblood (melodramatic) plot, heartthrob/everyone-loves-the-MC (love at first sight). Highlighting this!!! Contains aphrodisiacs, confinement, forced love, crematorium-style groveling, etc. (All of this will be written later).
- All debuting characters are physically pure. The ending is open/no fixed CP (stock trading ending) in the main text, extras may vary.
- No slicing (one soul per body, you know what I mean).
- No side couples. My shou (bottom) baby is the only protagonist. (Extreme gong-con or shou-con readers, enter with caution.) I am a shou mom; I love the baby I created. So donāt scold him. If you must scold someone, scold me for not shaping him well enough.
- Not a standard quick-transmigration. Itās a unit drama. Note: Same system, different protagonists. “Many people,” so the plotline in each small world will be a bit long. (Highlighting this!)
Main Text:
[This is an NP (Multi-partner) novel.]
Shen Tangqing raised an eyebrow.
Niupi (Awesome) novel?
Good lord, let him see just how “awesome” it is.
After a long silenceā
System 0032 couldn’t help but ask, “Host, what’s wrong?”
“I’m pondering a question.”
0032: “What question?”
“How can a human being write such explosive words?”
Shen Tangqing was simply stunned after reading the plot transmitted by the system.
The novel was titled: Etched Bone Crisis: The Cage You Can Never Escape.
Just when he thought the title was already explosive enough, he glanced at the content… and wanted to wash his eyes out with bleach.
Is this text something a human could write?
[The protagonist, Xiao Yu, is forcibly seized and plundered by various perverted crazy men. The plot contains aphrodisiacs, stalking, imprisonment, coercion, dogblood drama, Shuraba (battlegrounds of love), crematorium-style groveling… Good lord, itās practically a gang of outlaws.]
No wonder itās an old-school dogblood drama. truly no morals, no logic, no ethics, and no laws!
There is nothing the author can’t imagine, and nothing she can’t write. In short… this poor little thing is either being coveted by perverts or is on the way to being coveted by perverts.
The word “miserable” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
But in the end, Xiao Yu actually fell in love with this group of people who abused him physically and emotionally… and the group lived a shameless, happy life together.
Shen Tangqing: “…”
So, NP doesn’t stand for Niupi (Awesome), right?
0032 was silent for a moment before answering Shen Tangqing’s question.
“AI definitely couldn’t write something this explosive.”
Shen Tangqing: “…”
“As expected, AI cannot replace humans.”
0032 didn’t waste any more words with Shen Tangqing. “Host, I am about to begin the transfer.”
“Wait!”
“Is there another problem, Host?”
“Is that mission completion reward of one hundred billion you mentioned real?”
Shen Tangqing had been bound by this system claiming to be for “Malicious Cannon Fodder” after dying from sudden cardiac arrest while pulling an all-nighter to revise a proposal.
It promised him that as long as he completed the mission, he could happily mention a resurrection and a luxury cash reward of one hundred billion!
To be reasonable, as a poor wretch who still owed three thousand on Huabei and over a thousand on credit cards, he hadn’t seen that much money in his entire life.
Of course, barring any accidents, he probably wouldn’t see it in his next life either.
Moreover, after transmigrating into the so-called “Small World,” the character he played would be a 1:1 replica of his original body’s data.
Even his appearance would only be slightly adjusted according to age.
This made Shen Tangqing even more satisfied. After all, no one wants to wear a stranger’s face. How creepy would that be!
…
“It is true, but the premise is that you must complete the mission without breaking character.”
The system’s mechanical voice sounded in his mind again.
Shen Tangqing narrowed his eyes. “Say ‘Chinese people don’t lie to Chinese people’.”
0032 was confused. It wasn’t human! But it still repeated the phrase according to Shen Tangqing’s words.
Shen Tangqing’s beautiful face was filled with excitement. “Let’s start! I can’t wait for my one hundred billion.”
The next second, the system’s voice came from his mind.
[Transferring…]
[Target transfer point ā The Jiang Family. Target has fallen asleepā]
[Transfer successful.]
As soon as Jiang Qingyan entered the room, he saw Shen Tangqing half-leaning on the sofa, asleep.
He was wearing light blue loungewear. The collar was loose, revealing a bit of clean collarbone.
His head tilted gently to one side. The broken hair on his forehead hung down, covering half of his eye, leaving only long eyelashes casting a small, faint shadow under the eye.
His breathing was very light, his chest rising and falling slightly with the rhythm.
His fingers rested unconsciously on the armrest of the sofa.
White, slender, with fingernails trimmed neatly, revealing a pretty pink. There was a small red mole at the webbing between his thumb and forefinger, adding a trace of ambiguous allure to the entire hand.
This was a pair of hands beautiful enough to be called erotic.
Suitable to beā
Held in one’s hand and kissed meticulously.
Jiang Qingyan actually stared blankly for a moment.
…
“Eldest Young Master, you’re back.”
Mama Zhang walked out of the kitchen and greeted Jiang Qingyan with a smile when she saw him standing in the living room.
Jiang Qingyan suddenly snapped back to reality.
A trace of coldness rose in the depths of his eyes.
He felt annoyed by his momentary distraction just now.
He nodded coldly at Mama Zhang, then walked toward Shen Tangqing.
The next second, he kicked Shen Tangqing on the calf.
Although he didn’t use much strength, it was enough to startle Shen Tangqing awake from his dream.
His eyelashes trembled first. The moment he opened his eyes, the expression on his beautiful face was somewhat blank.
The plot surfacing in his mind allowed him to react quickly.
Start acting!
He stood up from the sofa with a flustered expression.
His head hung slightly low, revealing a small section of a white neck. His long lashes drooped, casting a shallow shadow under his eyes.
Looking as if he had suffered a great grievance, his lips pursed lightly, curving downward into a pitiful arc. Even his voice was pitifully soft.
“Brother Yan… I’m sorry, I accidentally fell asleep. I didn’t mean to be here…”
After speaking, he looked up cautiously at Jiang Qingyan. His eyes seemed to be covered with a thin layer of mist, looking extremely pitiful.
Jiang Qingyan was stunned for a moment.
Shen Tangqing was truly born with good looks.
A high nose bridge, distinct lip line.
Especially that pair of eyes; when the corners drooped slightly, they naturally carried a look of thirty percent innocence.
This cautious appearance made one wish they could pull him into their arms and whisper comforts.
Jiang Qingyan’s face turned even colder.
As expectedā
Just like his shameless mother, born knowing how to seduce people. Unable to make it to the main stage.
“Brother Yan?” Jiang Qingyan sneered.
“Shen Tangqing, are you worthy of calling me brother? Just a drag brought along by a bitch who climbed her way up as a mistress.”
Shen Tangqing: “…”
This guy really talks trash! With such a nasty personality, no wonder heās capable of imprisoning the protagonist shou later on.
Although his own character persona was a malicious cannon fodder, he was at least a normal person. He wouldn’t covet a man’s butt like Jiang Qingyan.
And force love on top of that.
Extremely shameless.
Although Shen Tangqing didn’t discriminate against homosexuality, he absolutely didn’t support it.
He still felt that falling in love should be done with a sweet, soft girl.
Girls are the cutest creatures in the world.
The second cutest are cats.
…
Noticing Shen Tangqing’s distraction, Jiang Qingyan narrowed his eyes, feeling an unpleasant sense of offense.
He took a step forward, pinched Shen Tangqing’s chin, and lifted it, forcing him to make eye contact.
Shen Tangqing saw glaring malice and disgust in his eyes.
Jiang Qingyan looked at those eyes that seemed slightly reddened from fear. His hand movement froze for a split second.
But it was only for a split second.
The next second, his expression was as ugly as if his wife had run off with an adulterer, and the adulterer had stepped on his face before leaving.
“You’re ignoring me.” His voice was as cold as his face, carrying the aura of a superior.
“No… Yan… Mr. Jiang, I really didn’t. I was just a little sad just now…”
Shen Tangqing seemed hurt by Jiang Qingyan’s words. The mist in his eyes grew heavier, and even the tip of his nose turned a faint red.
Jiang Qingyan couldn’t help but frown. Hearing Shen Tangqing change his address to ‘Mr. Jiang’ made him feel inexplicably uncomfortable, but this trace of discomfort was so fleeting he didn’t even notice it himself.
He withdrew his hand with a cold face.
Seeming to feel his hand had been dirtied, he took a tissue and gently wiped his fingers.
His movements were very slow, unhurried, looking pleasing to the eye.
Shen Tangqing couldn’t help but curse in his heart.
He’s acting like I’m dirty?
Bitch!
But on his face, he wore an expression that was both afraid and cowardly.
After Jiang Qingyan finished wiping his hands, he casually threw the tissue into the trash can beside him before raising his eyes to look at Shen Tangqing again.
With a stride of his long legs, he maliciously closed the distance between them. relying on his height advantage, Jiang Qingyan lowered his head to Shen Tangqing’s ear. The thin heat dissipated, evoking a numbing sensation that was more erotic than ambiguity.
But the words spoken were full of malice. “Remember, don’t appear in front of me and dirty my eyes in the future, understand?”
He suppressed his voice, emphasizing each word, ruthlessly shattering this fake intimacy. “You aren’t worthy!”
Shen Tangqing: “…”
After a second of silence, he pinched his throat and replied to Jiang Qingyan, pretending to be afraid.
“Understood.”
Jiang Qingyan straightened up, scoffed coldly, turned around, and left the living room.
Shen Tangqing stood silently in place.
0032: “Host, what are you thinking?”
Shen Tangqing’s expression had already returned to normal. Where was the pitiful look he had in front of Jiang Qingyan?
He hooked the corner of his lips. “I was thinking, Jiang Qingyan’s fingertips were a bit cold. Is he kidney deficient?”
0032: “According to the description in the book, he can go * times a night until dawn. Comprehensive assessment: kidneys are good, waist is good, spirit is good.”
Shen Tangqing: ?
He couldn’t help but twitch the corner of his mouth. Lasting that long? Does he want to die?
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thank you for the translation!!
he doesn’t discriminate against homosexuality but don’t support it…? how does that work š
I think it means he’s okay with it as long as it’s not him. LOL.
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