Chapter 5: Love Brain Loading Complete
At the end of last month, the original host, Shou Jiaxun, received the last text message from his Alpha biological father: “Can’t afford to raise you anymore, hurry up and find an Alpha to marry.”
At the time, little Student Shou thought his dad was just routinely complaining about his spending, so he casually deleted this negative message.
It wasn’t until his allowance ran out at the beginning of this month that he discovered the phone signals of both his Alpha biological father and Omega stepfather had disappeared from the “service area.”
Little Student Shou was scared into running home, only to find that his house had been sealed and liquidated by the bank last month to pay off debts.
And he had casually deleted his biological dad’s “last words.”
However, those “last words” didn’t really have much value anyway.
So little Student Shou had been secretly asking a few poor classmates in the class this month: “Any ‘good jobs’ to recommend?”
Then he hooked up with Yin Xi’s connection and entered “Huiye” to sit at tables and sell alcohol.
He earned a little money, but it was a drop in the bucket compared to redeeming his family’s property; though luckily, he hadn’t planned to redeem it.
As for why “International High Schools,” where just the basic fees exceeded a million, always recruited a small handful of “poor students” like Yin Xi and waived all their tuition?
Of course, it was because the rich young masters who had lived in luxury since childhood were too good at slacking off. The school had to use the “Catfish Effect” to activate the competitive spirit of these “lying flat monsters.”
Incidentally, it also rescued their school’s average score in domestic exam rankings.
Last night, as Xiao Yu’s small birthday party was coming to a close, the rich kids started urging the birthday boy to pick a little Omega to open a room with, euphemistically calling it: “The ritual sense of eighteen years old.”
Xiao Yu dragged Shou Jiaxun away with almost no hesitation.
Because he was a “busybody” class monitor, a human gossip spirit. He insisted on getting the story of what happened to Shou Jiaxun’s family out of him to feel at ease.
Shou Jiaxun sighed with emotion: “If you were the student council president… it might be worth me saying a few more words, begging you to organize a charity drive or something.”
The implication was that he disdained Class Monitor Xiao’s official rank for being too small.
Class Monitor Xiao, however, had no ability to read the room, relentlessly pressing: “Did your bio-dad fail in investment? Or did your stepdad run away with the money?”
Shou Jiaxun was not only impatient at the time but also a bit sleepy; he also could tell that Xiao Yu, out of respect for their camaraderie as classmates, didn’t intend to do anything to him.
So he lay down on the bed carelessly, and very shamelessly teased casually: “Anyway, it’s my first time. Give whatever tip you think is appropriate.”
After speaking, he directly crossed his legs and started playing on his phone.
Seeing little Student Shou’s deadbeat attitude, Xiao Yu was naturally quite depressed, so he decided to scare him.
Then President Shou “reincarnated” over.
He forcibly bent the marriage line in the “Book of Fate,” which was originally “quarrelsome lovers” and “marriage due to pregnancy,” into “Golden Right Foot” and “turning against each other.”
When President Shou “returned to his soul” in the hospital for the second time, the doctor had just prescribed a stack of brand-new medical check-up forms for him.
The female school doctor guarded the bedside with a worried face. Seeing little Student Shou open his eyes, she showed concern again according to the previous process: “How do you feel? Is there anywhere uncomfortable?”
“Very good, especially good.”
President Shou smiled awkwardly and raised his hand to pinch and rub his nose.
Some nosebleed stuck to his nostrils, forming dry scabs like pasted boogers; this was the only place on his entire body that felt uncomfortable right now.
The female school doctor looked completely unbelieving, hesitating for two seconds before continuing: “We can’t contact your family. You…”
“I can’t contact them either.” Shou Jiaxun pursed his lips and interrupted her: “Stop contacting them. I have to hurry back to school.”
Saying this, he sat up himself, impatiently pulling off the oxygen tube stuck at his nostrils.
The female school doctor hurriedly reached out to stop him: “Wait, don’t move yet. Even if we can’t contact your family, you should finish the examination first.”
At this time, another warm-hearted person joined the discussion: “You do the check-up first. I’ll ask for leave from the homeroom teacher for you.”
Class Monitor Xiao actually hadn’t left yet.
President Shou frowned and clicked his tongue, ignoring him to get out of bed and leaning close to his class monitor: “If I don’t go back now, Yin Xi will hand my work badge from the outside job to the Dean’s Office.”
Then he asked shamelessly: “Can the teacher and I hitch a ride in your car?”
“No.” Xiao Yu frowned, grabbing his arm and walking a few steps to the side, avoiding the female school doctor’s inquiring gaze: “He works there himself. Isn’t he afraid you’ll turn around and report him?”
Shou Jiaxun pouted and shook his head: “The key is that he snatched my badge just now, and I don’t have evidence of him working. What would I use to ‘turn around’?”
Xiao Yu persisted with his own opinion, analyzing fussily: “You two have no grievances or enmity; why would he report you? …Stop thinking nonsense and stay in the hospital for the check-up.”
President Shou laughed and cried: “Are you missing a screw? He wants to ‘fish’ (hook) you, didn’t you see that?”
“You’re the one missing a screw. Yesterday, before you came out, he had already explicitly rejected me. Hey, I’m really impressed by you. Do you know there might be a tumor growing in your head… What if it’s brain cancer? At a time like this, you still care about whether he reports you or not?”
President Shou raised his brows and looked at him, thinking that our Class Monitor Xiao is truly a good classmate with a cold face but a warm heart!
But really bad luck, being cursed with a terminal illness right after reincarnating.
—”You’re the one with a tumor in your head.”
—”F*ck.”
Xiao Yu cursed softly, turning his head to look at the school doctor: “Teacher Wu, he won’t die. Let’s go, I’ll send you back to school.”
Xiao Yu certainly didn’t have a brain tumor, but once his “Love Brain” finished loading, it might be worse than having a brain tumor.
After all, a tumor can be removed, but a brain, no matter how useless, can only be used as is.
When Shou Jiaxun returned to school, it wasn’t even seven o’clock. He ran to the dorm to change back into his school uniform, then went to the cafeteria for a free breakfast, and it was still not quite eight.
School staff started work at eight o’clock. President Shou ran to stand guard at the door of the Dean’s Office a few minutes early.
But even after guarding until the end of the first period, he didn’t see Yin Xi’s shadow.
Because the “memory” the Underworld customer service loaded for Shou Jiaxun only went up to events that had “currently” happened, President Shou knew Student Yin would try to “screw” him, but he didn’t know exactly when the other party would strike.
This led to President Shou only being able to wait by a stump for a rabbit.
After all, he had no proof. Even if he actively sought Yin Xi for negotiation, Yin Xi had plenty of excuses to prevaricate and fool him.
And the first thing Xiao Yu did upon entering class today was to look for Yin Xi; after confirming that this “Catfish Scholar” was diligently listening to the lecture as always, he couldn’t help but secretly mock Shou Jiaxun for being too “petty-minded.”
As a result, by the second period, he couldn’t laugh anymore.
Tracing it to the root… it should be that the “Love Brain” given for free by Idiot Meng had officially finished loading.
Reflected in Class Monitor Xiao’s perception, his mind was now stuffed full of Shou Jiaxun.
Waves of worry and waves of longing, as if the air in the classroom without little Student Shou contained bitterness.
During the school-wide exercise break between the second period, with every stretch and turn Yin Xi made, he could inadvertently glimpse Xiao Yu not far behind to the side, staring at him obsessively.
The young Omega, with heart stirring, felt a spontaneous wave of joy.
Student Yin had originally planned to send Shou Jiaxun’s work badge from “Huiye” to the Dean’s Office after exercises ended; the school would certainly discipline Shou Jiaxun then. As for the specific punishment, it was none of his business.
But now, Xiao Yu’s burning gaze made Student Yin feel conflicted. Because Xiao Yu knew both he and Shou Jiaxun worked at the nightclub, it wouldn’t be good for him to report Shou Jiaxun right in front of Xiao Yu.
Since Xiao Yu had started noticing him, he, Yin Xi, absolutely could not do anything that would “ruin his character.”
And after Student Yin changed his mind, the unlucky President Shou squatted and wandered outside the Dean’s Office all morning. Not only did he fail to catch Yin Xi coming to file a complaint, but he was also spotted by the Dean nearby for skipping exercises, like “delivering a kill.”
Recorded a minor demerit, class points deducted for exercises, plus a stern scolding; it was simply bad luck opening the door for bad luck—bad luck had come home.
For the first three periods, Shou Jiaxun voluntarily waited for someone outside the Dean’s Office; for the later period, he was forced to stand as punishment inside the Dean’s Office.
It wasn’t until the lunch break that President Shou was released by the Dean, dragging his exhausted legs back to the classroom to lie on his desk for a nap.
“Li Mai” was a boarding school. Most students went back to the dorms to rest after lunch, so the classroom was particularly quiet, very suitable for contemplating life.
President Shou had busied himself for nothing all morning, getting physically and mentally exhausted. Instead, he figured some things out.
In his current situation, going to university was out of the question; a high school diploma wasn’t worth much, so finishing or not didn’t make a big difference.
Since he knew his “Positive Wealth Luck” was maxed out, he might as well refund the miscellaneous fees for the last half-year, keep a small sum of money on hand, and figure out a way out.
At worst, he could start from setting up a street stall… Presumably, given time, he could become a “Street Stall King.”
Once President Shou figured this out, naturally he no longer cared when Student Yin would go to report him.
Anyway, he would go to the School Registry Office to apply for withdrawal as soon as class started in the afternoon. Since he wasn’t going to attend school anymore, why would he care about the school recording a demerit?
However, just as President Shou cleared his chaotic thoughts and closed his eyelids to enter a light sleep, someone suddenly knocked dong dong on his desk.
“…What?” Shou Jiaxun looked up blankly, feeling even more baffled after seeing Class Monitor Xiao’s scheming face.
Xiao Yu frowned deeply, looking worried: “I went to find you at the Dean’s Office twice this morning, but you weren’t there. Where on earth did you go?”
Class Monitor Xiao, with “Love Brain” loaded, was increasingly concerned about Shou Jiaxun’s affairs. Because of concern, he was nervous, and because of nervousness, he involuntarily kept his voice very low.
But the overly low voice made the inquiry sound like an interrogation, so the emotion of concern was expressed as if he were losing his temper.
President Shou shrugged innocently and asked back in a whisper: “None of your business?” After speaking, he buried his face deeply back into the crook of his arm.
This time, Class Monitor Xiao was truly a bit angry.
So one second Shou Jiaxun buried his head back on the desk, and the next second he was grabbed by the shoulder and pulled up.
Young Master Xiao complained indignantly: “If I hadn’t lied and asked for leave for you, you would have been dragged to Old Deng’s office to stand as punishment by now!”
Old Deng was their homeroom teacher, who was usually very strict about skipping classes and absences.
Shou Jiaxun was amused by the other party’s solemn expression, raising a teasing smile: “Monitor, your perspective is narrow!”
“What perspective?” Xiao Yu didn’t follow the train of thought for a moment, his brows knitting tighter.
“Sigh! …” Shou Jiaxun’s nap was ruined, so he simply stood up to look the other in the eye: “You are at least a class cadre elected by the students. What’s wrong with doing a little something for a classmate? It’s just asking for leave; you don’t need me to promise my body to you in return, right?”
Hardcore old straight man, speaking words that could anger people to death.
Even with the “Love Brain” blessing, Xiao Yu couldn’t help but look cold in the face of max-level mockery: “Then how do we settle the matter of you kicking me yesterday?”
Shou Jiaxun raised his hand nonchalantly to check his watch. There was still an hour before the staff at the School Registry Office started work in the afternoon.
He responded casually with his mouth: “Legitimate self-defense. How do you say we settle it? How about you call the police to arrest me?”
In his heart, he said: One or two of these brats are really annoying to death!
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