Chapter 38: Head of the Ten Great Trash
Walking on the road back to the palace, Li Qingchi still couldn’t accept the fact that Huangfu Changan, that vulgar, ugly, and tyrannical earth-fat-round… suddenly! Transformed into a graceful and handsome young man…!
Taking advantage of Huangfu Changan’s inattention, Li Qingchi turned his head sideways and repeatedly glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.
The golden sunlight hit her body, as if shrouding her in a layer of subtle radiance. Her skin, white with a rosy tinge, was moist like a honey peach, with bright eyes and white teeth. Her slightly curled eyelashes were thick as brushes, covering her eyelids longly, casting faint shadows. The narrow corners of her eyes outlined an upward curve. Her round nose tip wasn’t very high, slightly upturned, like a white fox in the northern snow. Two petals of rosy lips were even somewhat transparent, like top-quality rouge…
That golden magnificent attire on her body didn’t look tacky or mediocre at all; instead, it formed a kind of noble temperament of its own.
She wasn’t old, nor very tall. Walking step by step shaking a ostentatious gold-rimmed folding fan, she was frivolous and unrestrained, glowing with spirits, like a breeze under a clear moon… Even knowing clearly that she was showing off, there was no sense of dissonance, nor would it make people feel disgusted or repulsed. Instead, one would be inadvertently attracted by her temperament…
Pah pah pah!
Attracted my ass!
Only if his brain was kicked by a donkey would he be attracted by such a brat who only knew how to show off!
So what if she lost weight? So what if she became better looking? As the saying goes, rivers and mountains are easy to change but a person’s nature is hard to move. Just based on her perverted obsession with cut sleeves, her despicable and shameless nature, her incompetence, her bullying of the market… even if she changed into a handsome skin, she was still a waste of a Crown Prince who brought calamity to the country and the people!
Noticing Li Qingchi peeking at her, Huangfu Changan couldn’t help but curl the corners of her mouth, resting her chin on the folding fan, and turning back with a beaming smile: “Hey, kid, why do you keep peeking at This Palace? Do you have a secret crush on This Palace?”
“Tsk!” Li Qingchi scoffed disdainfully, looking away. “Laozi doesn’t like men!”
“Eh—” Huangfu Changan deliberately dragged out the tone, lifting the corners of her eyes to stare at his face until he felt uncomfortable all over, then continued, “Seeing that you aren’t young anymore, logically the Li manor should have arranged a marriage for you, why is there no news until now? You can’t blame This Palace for secretly speculating, could you be a fellow enthusiast of This Palace?”
“Who is a fellow enthusiast with you?! Thinking too much! Laozi is disgusted by things like cut sleeves too late!” Li Qingchi’s face darkened. He had originally decided not to waste words with her, but hearing her speak, he couldn’t help but want to retort, “Also, listen clearly, This Young Master is only seventeen this year! Seventeen!”
“Ah?! You are only seventeen?” Huangfu Changan looked astonished, quickly scrutinized his face for a while, then smacked her lips feeling incredible, “Doesn’t look like it… you look twenty-five or twenty-six anyway. Seeing your features are quite standard, didn’t expect you to look so old… And always hearing you call yourself ‘Laozi’, This Palace thought you were already past the age of thirty…”
From childhood to adulthood, Li Qingchi had only been praised for being handsome, never been called “old-looking”!
Although knowing clearly that Huangfu Changan did it on purpose to disgust him, balls of anger still couldn’t stop rising up. Looking up and seeing Bai Su holding the sword hilt and watching him nervously, Li Qingchi snorted coldly and walked to the side.
“Short-sighted! This Young Master is too lazy to argue with an ignorant guy like you!”
“Yo, getting angry just like that? Such a bad temper, no wonder you can’t get a wife.”
Huangfu Changan shrugged her shoulders and made a regretful expression.
Hearing this, Li Qingchi couldn’t swallow the anger. He threw her a sharp glare and added a sentence: “This Young Master’s marriage doesn’t need your worry!”
“Ouch, This Palace was also caring about you with good intentions. It’s fine if you don’t appreciate it…” Huangfu Changan looked tearful, secretly wiping the corner of her eye, “Why shout at This Palace so fiercely!”
Li Qingchi knew it! He knew it! This guy couldn’t change eating shit! Even if looking better, she was still a motherfucking rascal!
“You’d better care about yourself properly. Do you really want to establish a male Princess Consort?”
“Male Princess Consort?” Huangfu Changan’s eyes lit up, clapping happily, “This idea is not bad! This Palace thinks you are a good choice! The only heir of the Li manor, getting Qingchi means getting the Li Family Army, half the country is taken down just like that. Little punk, just obediently submit to This Palace, This Palace won’t treat you badly…”
Saying that, Huangfu Changan even threw a wink at him by the way, disgusting Li Qingchi so much that goosebumps fell all over the ground. His face turned from white to green, green to white, regretting engaging with that rascal rogue. He held back for half a day before spitting out a word from his teeth.
“Get lost!”
“Haha! Just kidding! Don’t be so serious! You want to get on This Prince’s bed, This Prince might not be happy to accept a perverse and disobedient male favorite like you… By the way, seeing you so nervous, could it be you already have a sweetheart?”
“None of your business!”
“Aha, there really is one! Tell me, which family’s girl is it? Saying it won’t get you pregnant. Anyway, This Palace doesn’t like women, won’t snatch her from you…”
“…Hmph.”
Li Qingchi flicked his sleeve and walked ahead, putting on an appearance of “Laozi just won’t tell you, insisting on annoying you to death,” acting cool and arrogant, putting on bigger airs than her, the master.
Dealing with such a guy, Huangfu Changan had plenty of ways—”It doesn’t matter if you don’t say it now, but you’d better not let This Palace find out, otherwise… This Palace will want that girl immediately!”
Bai Su wiped the black lines on her forehead. She really dares to say it…
Li Qingchi was furious: “If you dare to defile Miss Xuehuan, Laozi will strip you naked and hang you on the city wall to expose your corpse for three days!”
“Holy shit! You plagiarized This Palace’s lines!”
Bai Su wiped the black lines again. Your Highness, please grasp the main point of the conversation!
“Giddy up!”
Arriving in front of the stables, Li Qingchi flipped onto the horse’s back, raised the whip and spurred the horse. A loud shout and he rode away in the dust, his back figure dashing like the wind, fast as flowing light.
“Your Highness…”
Bai Su looked at Huangfu Changan awkwardly, asking her if she should pull back that unruly little barbarian Li Qingchi.
Huangfu Changan didn’t mind, waving her folding fan and laughing: “Forget it, let him be. Someday he will cry and kneel in front of This Palace hugging This Palace’s thigh begging This Palace to take him in…”
Bai Su cried and then laughed. Your Highness, you are too confident… this subordinate is far behind.
“By the way, do you know who that Miss Xuehuan is?”
“If this subordinate guesses correctly, that should be the Third Miss of the Pojun Manor, Poyun Xuehuan.”
Huangfu Changan raised her eyebrows: “Very beautiful?”
“Rumor has it, she is one of the ten great beauties ranked seventh on the Wind and Moon Beauty List of Wind and Moon Valley.”
“Wind and Moon Beauty List? There’s such a thing? Tsk…” Huangfu Changan slapped her fan, picked up a strand of hair and twirled it in front of her chest, then looked at Bai Su with burning eyes, “Do you think, with This Palace’s current appearance, what rank can I get?”
“This subordinate… doesn’t know!” Your Highness please stop playing…! “All people and things on the Wind and Moon List are arranged by the Master of Wind and Moon Valley alone. Others cannot intervene or comment.”
“Hmm,” Huangfu Changan suddenly had a not-so-good premonition, “Then… is This Palace on the list?”
Bai Su gradually, gradually, lowered her head until her face was parallel to her neck, her feet slightly apart in a standard “run for it” starting posture, then with heartfelt sorrow, mustering huge courage, she stammered out that cruel truth—
“Your Highness… is located… at the top of the list… of the World’s Ten Great Trash!”
“Holy shit! Bai Su, roll back here! Let This Palace beat you up! This Palace is very angry! Urgently need to vent!”
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