After Kissing the Esports God, He Keeps Flirting With Me Chapter 17

【17】Your Daddy Is Ready Anytime (Revised)

Wen Ran’s voice wasn’t loud, but his enunciation was very clear. Coming through the receiver, it carried a few degrees of innate arrogance.

“You!” Silver’s voice was flustered with rage. “Where the hell did this flamer come from?”

“I’m telling you, pros are just better than you ordinary players.” Silver couldn’t out-talk Wen Ran and was half-dead from anger, so he bit the bullet and continued, “I just picked a hero I’m not good at. I usually play Jungle; I only play Mid Lane occasionally.”

“You play a Support; what qualifications do you have to point fingers at me?”

“Passersby really do think they are all Glory rankers,” Silver said. “Since your mouth is so good at talking, if you have the skill, go play pro. If you can’t do it, it means you aren’t qualified. Shut your mouth!”

In the esports circle, it was common for players to be mocked. The usual retort from fans was “You do it then; if you can’t, shut up.” Although Wen Ran’s teammates felt uncomfortable, they were indeed not pros, so they could only take it when scolded.

Moreover, Ninja Spirit was currently developing well, and his KDA hadn’t reached a ridiculous level yet.

Silver could generally reach 2300 points in Peak Tournament and had played quite a few pro matches. His pride was high; he didn’t take a passerby flamer like Wen Ran seriously at all.

Subconsciously, he felt this was just a sour vegetable dog (noob) who couldn’t play pro and only knew how to talk big.

“How do you know I can’t do it?” Wen Ran’s voice sounded abruptly. While controlling his hero to follow teammates and engage, he said, “I don’t have a pro certification, but my skills are definitely higher than yours. If you don’t believe it, you can solo with me. Pick your best hero.”

The heroes controlled by the three teammates stopped in unison.

Did they hear that right? He actually wants to solo a pro player?

And with such a big tone?

Although these words sounded very satisfying, most people knew clearly that with the massive player base of “Lingxiao,” there were plenty of good players. But pro players stood at the top of the pyramid. The vast majority of streamers only got beaten up when facing pros, let alone an ordinary person in the 1700 bracket.

Soloing a pro Jungler on his signature hero—wasn’t this asking for humiliation?

“You really dare to say it,” Silver sneered. “Don’t come crying saying a pro player bullied you when I’m fountain-camping you later.”

Wen Ran: “Who camps whom isn’t certain yet.”

Because Wen Ran coordinated well with the other teammates, they eventually won this game. After leaving the room, Wen Ran threw an invitation to the other party.

[“My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours” invites you to enter the 1V1 map]

Silver couldn’t wait to teach this flamer a lesson and clicked accept immediately. Moreover, he wasn’t streaming tonight, so he didn’t need to worry about public opinion. He had one hundred percent confidence in rubbing Wen Ran on the ground. Even if the other party was dissatisfied later, he was the one who proposed the duel, so he wouldn’t have the face to complain.

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[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Which hero are you picking?]

[Right-Silver: You asked me to pick my best, so I’ll take Ruiying.]

Silver confirmed this person was just a passerby and made up his mind to abuse him properly. Ruiying was his signature, with a win rate as high as sixty percent. Although he was a substitute now, he had been bought by Team Right during the draft convention back then.

He could occasionally show off even on the pro stage, let alone facing an ordinary player.

Ruiying counted as one of the most mechanically demanding Junglers in the T0 tier. The unique clone mechanism combined with the passive and regular skill effects could produce several different combos.

Silver was a pro after all; his farming and carding of the second skill were worlds apart from Yi Jian Shuang.

After clearing a few waves of minions, the economy panels of the two were almost identical, and the health exchanged was about the same.

Silver followed his thinking from the arena, constantly looking for positioning. Finally, seeing Wen Ran chasing the River Sprite into the grass, he immediately used his first skill to store a reinforced basic attack.

Silver was a pro and had strict control over health and damage calculations. Ruiying was very fragile in the early game. He could be certain that adding this reinforced basic attack, followed by a 1-2 skill combo, First Blood would be his.

Silver entered the grass confidently using his skill. The change in sound effects indicated he hit something. Silver sneered and unleashed a full set of skills directly.

Gold +87

???

Why did I hit a River Sprite?!

Where is Wen Ran?

Not good, right bush!

Silver reacted quickly, but it was too late. Wen Ran’s first skill marked him directly. Reinforced basic attack, followed by the second skill—a full set to take him away!

Silver wasn’t stupid; he already knew the opponent wasn’t just relying on luck.

Using the River Sprite to give false vision, storing the reinforced basic attack, skill combos… none of these could be lucky guesses!

He had to take this seriously.

Silver gritted his teeth and started looking for opportunities.

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But soon he experienced a sense of powerlessness.

Because Wen Ran was simply too strong. He played Ruiying himself and thought he was very familiar with Ruiying’s mechanics, but the combos the opponent used today gave him no chance to resist at all.

Moreover, after reaching level four, Ruiying’s ceiling made a qualitative leap, showing off dazzlingly.

In the end, Silver was even blocked in the fountain and killed once.

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Fountain camping?]

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Crying about an ordinary player bullying a pro player?]

[Right-Silver: …]

As a pro player, when had he ever suffered such humiliation!

Silver had fought other Junglers in the pro arena, but Wen Ran’s skills, mechanics, reaction, and hand speed were indeed no worse than theirs. How could an ordinary player have such operations?

[Right-Silver: Are you hacking?]

[Right-Silver: It’s impossible for you to pull that off.]

If he really played like this, why hadn’t he been seen in the pro arena?

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Can’t win so it’s hacking? With your skill usage, my grandma could dodge it walking with a cane.]

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Aside from auto-attacks, what part of you is accurate?]

[Right-Silver: You definitely hacked. There were two times I almost took you out, the damage was definitely enough, but you didn’t die.]

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: No wonder you’re always a substitute. You don’t even know that releasing a clone during Ruiying’s ult grants 6% damage immunity.]

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Be generous about being bad, and I might still respect you.]

Being taunted like this by an ordinary player, Silver couldn’t hold on to his face at all and smashed his keyboard fiercely.

[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: If you think I’m hacking, feel free to report me. Your Daddy is ready anytime.]

Wen Ran pressed his fingers on the keyboard—

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[My Mechanics Are Better Than Yours: Esports is a profession, a dream. Being a pro player is an honor, and also an identity. They are all pure passion, not capital for you to show off and consider yourself superior to others.]

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