Chapter 19: If Laziness Is Instinct
The wind rustled through the leaves, making a swish swish sound, punctuated by the raspy, eerie calls of birds.
Zhang Chulan was casually dumped on the ground. Before him stood two girls, one tall and one short. One of them wore a hat and looked quite stylish.
“What the hell is going on?” Zhang Chulan was incredibly depressed. He was busy looking for Chi Wu.
Lately, he had been training with Feng Baobao during the day.
At night, he would climb into Chi Wu’s bed. During the day, he would despise himself and swear resolutely not to do it again, only to climb back up at night.
It was like battling his own laziness when facing his studies.
If laziness is instinct, then sleeping while holding Chi Wu…
Peh!
Disaster was looming, yet he was here thinking about this nonsense. And his reasoning path was strangely similar to Chi Wu’s brain circuitry.
“Are you All-Hands people ever going to stop? Didn’t you already take my grandpa’s last bit of memory?!”
“Misunderstanding, misunderstanding,” the short girl explained in a panicked tone, hugging her Pleasant Goat doll.
“We aren’t from All-Hands.”
Zhang Chulan remembered Feng Baobao mentioning two groups of people. It seemed this was one of them.
“Then whose family are you from?”
“We belong to the World Group (Tianxia Group). Resorting to this was really…” Because their brains were foggy.
Thinking about it this way, it was like a sudden blockage in their nerves.
“We were afraid you’d refuse.”
“Worried I’d refuse, so you used kidnapping?” Zhang Chulan’s mind was in turmoil. Why did everyone he met have abnormal brain circuits?
According to “birds of a feather flock together” and “you attract what you are”…
Holy grass? Could it be that I’m abnormal too?!
Zhang Chulan had often fallen into self-doubt recently, and the origin of all this was Chi Wu…
“Please come with us, we…”
“He won’t go with you.”
“Mn?” Zhang Chulan turned his head and looked at three people. The young man in the lead had a kind of aloof, otherworldly beauty, like an immortal.
So pretentious.
Zhang Chulan secretly clicked his tongue: “Who are you guys now?”
At this point, he had completely given up. These people really wouldn’t let him go.
Zhang Chulan, whose mood was already poor, became even more irritable.
“We are from the Heavenly Master Mansion on Mount Longhu,” a Daoist said with a smile. “We are here to deliver an invitation to you.”
“What the hell?” Zhang Chulan was completely confused, even suspecting these guys had water in their brains.
“I don’t have time to play with you.” Zhang Chulan patted his butt and stood up. After getting up, he realized that sitting on the ground for so long had made his butt wet.
He tugged at the fabric on his butt as if no one was around. He didn’t need to touch it to know his underwear had suffered too.
“So annoying.” He scratched his scalp vigorously, shook his hands, and turned to leave.
A cluster of qi from Zhang Lingyu flew directly toward Zhang Chulan…
…
Halfway there, Chi Wu suddenly remembered he was here to make peace. So, not forgetting his original intention, he turned around and went back.
When he returned, he saw Zhang Chulan getting into a car with a short-haired girl. This one was also of the cool and glamorous type.
He knew Zhang Chulan liked girls and had always wanted to lose his virginity, but he couldn’t quite understand why Zhang Chulan’s taste had changed so drastically these past few days.
Thinking this way wasn’t right either, because Zhang Chulan wasn’t picky at all.
However, this time he didn’t hesitate again. He stepped forward and tapped lightly on the car window.
“Hello, I’m going too.”
Zhang Chulan’s eyes almost popped out when he looked at Chi Wu, who had appeared out of nowhere.
“I chased you for ages. Why are you here?”
“You are here.”
Zhang Chulan’s heart thumped wildly.
Look, look, such matter-of-fact words.
At this moment, Zhang Chulan completely forgot his clinginess and affection toward Chi Wu. He just felt that all his internal conflicts were because Chi Wu kept unknowingly fishing for him with his words every day.
It was all Chi Wu’s fault.
Mn, all his fault.
Feng Shayan was also surprised by the person who suddenly appeared. Just now, she had clearly started the ignition, but the car suddenly wouldn’t move until this person appeared.
“He is…”
“My buddy Chi Wu.” Zhang Chulan replied quickly, not even looking at Feng Shayan. He reached out and flicked Chi Wu’s forehead.
“Go back to sleep quickly. Look what time it is.”
“You haven’t slept with me for two days. Just now you were with someone else… now you want to go sleep with her?”
Feng Shayan, feeling offended, said with a cold face: “…Kid, I am Feng Shayan of the World Group. I’m only following my father’s orders to invite him as a guest. Your words are somewhat insulting to me.”
“My deepest apologies.” Chi Wu looked at Feng Shayan and apologized sincerely. Feng Shayan was instantly choked up.
Oh, this kid’s words were directed at Zhang Chulan. Probably just speaking carelessly out of jealousy.
Sleep together.
Two days.
Tsk tsk tsk.
She wasn’t in a hurry to drive now. In fact, she was in a good mood to watch the drama.
Zhang Chulan was about to explode. He thought to himself, Big sister, why aren’t you driving yet? He turned his head and glared at Feng Shayan.
Feng Shayan found Zhang Chulan seeking her help quite laughable.
“I accept your apology. Get in the car,” Feng Shayan said directly to Chi Wu, who was clinging to the window, ignoring scumbag Zhang.
And seeing Zhang Chulan like this, this suddenly-appearing Chi Wu must hold a significant place in his heart.
After all, they slept together.
Sleeping together was a very intimate thing. Not to mention the dorm beds were pitifully narrow. Two big, tall guys squeezing together… she couldn’t think about it too deeply.
Click.
The door opened.
Chi Wu sat in the back row and quieted down. Last time, he also watched Zhang Chulan get into a girl’s car, but he didn’t follow him.
What happened afterward was Zhang Chulan crying his eyes out, although by the time he arrived later, the crying was already done.
Oh, and snot smeared all over his nose.
So… this time he had to follow.
Although Feng Shayan revealed her identity, who knew?
Chi Wu was a wise man who avoided falling into the same pit twice.
Zhang Chulan kept glancing at Chi Wu through the rearview mirror, sighing deeply in his heart.
This guy.
“Stop looking. Why don’t you sit in the back too?”
“Eh,” Zhang Chulan said. “Alright then, please stop the car.”
Feng Shayan, who was only joking: “…”
Why doesn’t he play by the rules?
He really knew how to climb up the pole.
But since she had already spoken, and she was someone who meant what she said, she found an opportunity to pull over.
“Thanks.” Zhang Chulan quickly got out and moved to the back seat. As soon as he got in, he adjusted his posture and turned Chi Wu’s head toward him.
“Dizzy or not?”
“It’s okay.” Chi Wu actually wasn’t very dizzy this time. The time going back to Zhang Chulan’s hometown was purely because people kept getting on and off along the way.
Plus, the mountain roads in Sichuan had too many twists and turns. The swaying back and forth was what made him vomit.
But obviously, Zhang Chulan still had lingering fears from that time, always worrying that Chi Wu would feel sick enough to throw up.
“Don’t try to be brave.” Zhang Chulan didn’t believe it at all. He assumed this was a lie because Chi Wu was afraid he would worry. He reached out and massaged the other person neither too lightly nor too heavily, completely forgetting about keeping his distance.
All principles had to retreat in the face of Chi Wu’s discomfort.
After all, this was Chi Wu, who had grown up with him since he was nine, eaten his leftovers, drank his water, and even bathed and slept with him.
Feng Shayan drove slowly in front, glancing at the back row occasionally with great amazement.
Although she knew the word “gay,” this was the first time seeing it. She couldn’t help but be a little curious.
However, she wasn’t the gossiping type.
She stopped the car, her voice cold as the night wind passing by.
“We’re here. Get out.”
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