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Chapter 66: Face Slapping
Feng Shi squatted in the tree for less than half the time it takes to drink a cup of tea before the Chongshan Zong disciples were almost entirely defeated. Naturally, the other sect hadn’t gained any advantage either.
Looking again, Qingyun Zong only had four people. Aside from their clothes being a bit messy, nothing was amiss.
“These two sides joining forces had at least twenty people, yet they couldn’t beat four people. Are these four made of iron?” Feng Shi half-squatted, holding onto the tree trunk beside him.
[Does the Host want to go down and help?]
Feng Shi didn’t answer, instead asking: “What about the win rate analysis?”
[Against these four people, Host has a 100% win rate. However, you’ll need to use Wucheng.]
Feng Shi licked the side of his teeth, his mind spinning rapidly. When his gaze landed on a group of demonic monkeys hanging upside down in the distance to watch the fun, he suddenly smiled.
“Qingqing, those low-level talismans I was rewarded with for getting the Snake-Holding Grass earlier, can they be exchanged now?”
[Yes, what does the Host want to do?]
Feng Shi directly opened the interface, clicked to exchange the talismans, and said with a grin: “Play with them a bit.”
The talismans in the system shop were extremely comprehensive, whether they were ones still existing in this world or those that had been lost to time.
Feng Shi’s eyes blurred from digging through them, so he simply searched directly.
A handful of “Illusion Body Talismans” plus a handful of “Gourmet Talismans.”
Both of these were low-level talismans. The Illusion Body Talisman could change one’s appearance in the eyes of enemies, while the Gourmet Talisman had long been phased out because it had little use in the cultivation world.
Qingqing took one look and roughly understood his intentions, sweat-dropping: [It would be fine if Host just made a move directly. Doing this feels a bit like posturing, sigh…]
Feng Shi shot it a glance: “Shut up, you don’t know shit. I just want to piss off that bunch of Qingyun Zong old fogeys staring at us outside.”
Qingqing: Manually zipping its mouth shut.
At the same time, outside the mountain range’s barrier.
Above the towering viewing platform, the elders of the various sects were closely monitoring the battle situation.
Two quarters of an hour ago, the Qingyun Zong disciples had suddenly dispersed, surrounding and killing the disciples of other sects.
The elders of the several teams of slain disciples were furious, but intimidated by the majesty of the two Huashen stage elders of Qingyun Zong, they didn’t dare utter half a word.
Qiu Changzhou was even more enraged. Even though no one from Chongshan Zong had used a Teleportation Talisman yet, quite a few were injured. If it weren’t for the Venerable of Liuyin Pavilion beside him stopping him, he would have started a fight with someone regardless.
“Eh? Everyone, look, who is that?” someone suddenly asked.
The other elders also joined the bustle.
“Looking somewhat wretched in appearance, what is he trying to do?”
“His fellow sect members are in danger, yet he doesn’t rescue them. This disciple’s disposition is flawed.”
“Changzhou, is this a disciple under your door?”
The called-out Qiu Changzhou couldn’t pretend not to hear even if he wanted to. He looked impatiently in the direction they were pointing.
It would have been fine if he hadn’t looked, but once he did, he instantly got angry!
It was Feng Shi again!
Qiu Changzhou still harbored resentment towards him in his heart!
If it weren’t for this guy, wouldn’t his Shidi be sitting right beside him earning face for him right now?! After finally going out for once, it actually wasn’t out of consideration for him, his Shixiong!
His heart bubbled with sourness as he harrumphed ungraciously, “Didn’t see him! Don’t know him!”
The elders: “…”
The female Venerable of Liuyin Pavilion in purple clothes beside Qiu Changzhou covered her mouth and chuckled lightly: “Changzhou, don’t tell barefaced lies. Isn’t that someone wearing your sect’s disciple uniform?”
Qiu Changzhou’s face darkened, gritting his teeth to admit: “Indeed.”
In his heart, however, he was already plotting how to badmouth Feng Shi in front of Shen Songhe.
Coming out and not giving him face was one thing! He even caused him to be mocked by others!
Seeing Qiu Changzhou’s lie exposed, the other elders’ hearts found a bizarre sense of balance. Looking at Feng Shi squatting in the tree like a monkey, they laughed aloud.
But very quickly, they couldn’t laugh anymore.
……
Feng Shi carefully changed his position, circling around behind the four Qingyun Zong disciples. He activated a Gourmet Talisman in his hand, closed his eyes, and conjured the banana he was imagining in his mind.
“Done.”
Getting the item, Feng Shi smiled, then turned around, imitating a monkey call towards the troop of monkeys. He waved the banana in his hand, peeled it open, and took a bite.
The most numerous demonic beasts in the Demon-Slaying Tower were demonic monkeys. Feng Shi had dealt with them a lot and was very familiar with them.
Sure enough, the moment the troop of demonic monkeys saw there was food, their eyes turned red with anxiety. They scrambled to get over, and some monkeys even made pre-emptive strikes for this banana, delivering two huge slaps to the monkey next to them who had just been picking their lice, stepping ahead to seize the initiative.
Feng Shi couldn’t help but laugh. He directly stuffed the banana in his hand into his mouth, then successively conjured up several large bunches.
Demonic monkeys were fast and loved to shriek. When they came over jibber-jabbering, the commotion was exceptionally loud, quickly attracting the attention of the people battling ahead.
Seeing the massive swarm of monkeys surging towards them, one of the Qingyun Zong disciples’ face drastically changed. He hurriedly tugged on the sleeve of the person next to him and asked, “Shixiong, they’re demonic monkeys! Should we evade for a bit first?”
The tugged disciple had naturally seen those monkeys too, but his expression carried a hint of disdain: “Relax, those beasts wouldn’t dare come over. Let’s kill these people first.”
Another person hastily echoed: “Right, what are you afraid of? Even if they really do come, Shixiong can handle them alone!”
It was very obvious that the flattered disciple was the head of the four.
Looking at his spiritual energy, Feng Shi figured he should be at the mid-Jindan stage; no wonder he dared to be so arrogant.
Hearing this disciple’s words, the other three also settled their hearts slightly, turning around to continue dealing with the disciples of the other sects.
Feng Shi clicked his tongue and shook his head upon hearing this.
People, especially those who love saying such things, are the most prone to slapping their own faces.
The troop of monkeys rapidly approached, and Feng Shi continuously changed his position.
Feeling the timing was just about right, he hurled all the bananas in his hand towards the four Qingyun Zong disciples in one go.
One of them happened to get hit squarely on the head. His qi and blood churning, he turned and cursed into the dense forest behind him: “Who!”
An intense burst of monkey shrieks answered him.
Seeing the food, these demonic monkeys’ eyes had gone completely red from holding back. How could they care how formidable these cultivators were? Not to mention, Feng Shi had also taken the opportunity to cast Illusion Body Talismans on them.
In the eyes of this troop of demonic monkeys, these four people had long since become delicious food.
“Shixiong! We’re doomed!” Seeing the crazed state of the demonic monkeys, that disciple was instantly frightened until his legs trembled. Dropping his sword, he was about to run, but before he could take even two steps, he was pounced on and knocked down.
A mouthful of sharp beast teeth clamped down, directly tearing off a chunk of his flesh and blood.
There were too many monkeys, and they all lunged at the four people together. The few who had just been so disdainful were immediately frightened out of their wits. Before they even had time to swing their swords, they were pressed to the ground.
Miserable screams rang out, and a faint scent of blood floated in the air.
The other disciples originally wanted to run, only to find that these demonic monkeys didn’t seem to see them at all.
[Tsk tsk tsk, Host is too sinister.] Looking at the bloody scene before it, Qingqing lamented.
Feng Shi leaned against the tree trunk with his arms crossed, biting on a small twig while watching the good show. His voice was muffled: “Hmph hmph, if you’re talking about sinister, I can’t compare to the people of Qingyun Zong.”
A moment later, three of the four people from Qingyun Zong were dead. Only the leading disciple remained standing, propped up by his sword, the cyan clothes on his body soaked in blood.
On the ground, the corpses of cultivators and demonic monkeys were stacked together, making the bright yellow bananas mixed within them also look unappetizing.
[Host, there’s still one left.]
Feng Shi spat out the twig in his mouth and curled his lips into a smile: “I see him.”
Seeing that he still wasn’t moving, Qingqing asked again: [Then Host isn’t making a move because you want to act as an unsung hero who does good deeds without leaving a name?]
“Bah, good deeds of course must be recorded on the ledger.” Feng Shi spat, leaping down from the tree. Looking at the bloodied person not far away, he smiled faintly: “Laozi is about to make a sparkling debut.”
Translator’s Note: Enjoy reading!
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