Chapter 1: The Villain Awakens
[This is a double male lead novel, meaning two men are together. If this isn’t your cup of tea, retreat quickly]
[Since you’re already here, come and deposit your brain]
“Relax, it won’t hurt too much……..”
“Does it feel good?”
“Baby, you’re crying already?”
……..
Ye Ran jolted awake from his dream, panting rapidly, trying to quickly detach his thoughts from that strange dream just now.
In the dream, he had actually done it with that man—Chi Yuheng, who he had grown up with since childhood!
Wait, is this right?
How could he have such a strange dream?
In reality, even if you beat him to death, it would be impossible for him and Chi Yuheng to……..
He was straight!
Ye Ran supported his forehead. He probably drank too much yesterday and his brain short-circuited!
He swept his gaze across the room. His clothes and pants were scattered haphazardly on the floor. He must have randomly taken them off and thrown them away after getting drunk last night.
Right, that must be it.
His line of sight moved slowly, suddenly freezing on a frame. Next to his clothes, there was an extra set of clothes that clearly didn’t belong to him.
This wasn’t right!
Ye Ran sat up in shock. Suddenly, a sharp pain from his thighs rushed straight to his brain. He almost couldn’t maintain his sitting position and slumped right back against the headboard.
Not only did his legs hurt, but his butt hurt too. Everything hurt, as if his body was about to fall apart.
Could it be that he was beaten up last night?
But under Chi Yuheng’s repeated injunctions recently, he had been quite well-behaved and hadn’t offended anyone.
Enduring the pain, Ye Ran fumbled around under the covers, trying to find his underwear that had long flown off to who knows where. Suddenly, a warm touch transmitted along his palm.
Ye Ran’s breathing hitched, and he looked over stiffly.
Immediately after, what barged into his sight was the handsome, deeply sleeping face of the man lying next to him.
His pupils instantly quaked!
Chi. Yu. Heng!
What made Ye Ran lose control the most was his own body—purplish-blue bite marks, along with several pale pink finger marks where the imprints of knuckles were clearly visible.
The shock of all his senses corroborated one thing: what he did last night wasn’t a dream.
Ye Ran exploded!
He had actually been screwed by that dog Chi Yuheng!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!
Chi Yuheng, your daddy is going to kill you!!!!
Just as Ye Ran was about to pounce over, his head throbbed violently, and a surge of information flooded into his mind.
The world he lived in was actually a melodramatic BL novel titled Pampered Nightly by the Gloomy Big Boss, and a high-smut one at that.
In the novel, the two protagonist gongs, the Eldest Young Master and Second Young Master of the Ye family, fought for love.
He wasn’t a protagonist, but rather the villain who opposed the protagonist shou, the young master of the Qiao family, Qiao Yubai.
Ye Ran was the unloved young master of the Ye family, sent off to be fostered since childhood in the Chi family, family friends of Old Master Ye.
The Ye family favored daughters over sons, the reason being that they hadn’t been able to produce a single girl for several consecutive generations.
Just when they thought the Ye family would never have a girl, the melodrama arrived. After 20 years, the Ye family discovered they had switched children at birth with Madam Ye’s good friend’s family, the Qiaos.
The Ye family’s true third child wasn’t Ye Ran, but the Qiao family’s eldest miss, Qiao Yousheng.
This wasn’t the main point.
Since the Ye family finally had a girl, they naturally had to bring her back. At this time, the protagonist shou made his debut. He was the young master of the Qiao family, and in reality, Ye Ran’s biological younger brother, Qiao Yubai.
This also wasn’t the main point.
The head of the Qiao family, Qiao Wei, divorced her husband right after giving birth to her youngest son. The Qiao family’s business was on the rise and she was too busy to manage, so at this time, she happened to entrust the siblings to the Ye family’s care.
Here was the main point.
With everything set right, Qiao Yubai moved into the Ye family along with his sister, and Ye Ran became his control group for comparison.
One was obedient and cute, while the other feared neither heaven nor earth and threw all sorts of tantrums. The one who was already unloved became even more unloved.
In fact, Ye Ran, who usually lived in the Chi family, wouldn’t have much contact with Qiao Yubai, who lived in the Ye family. It was purely psychological imbalance along with envy, jealousy, and hatred that made him find Qiao Yubai an eyesore no matter how he looked at him.
On what grounds did his parents dislike him just because he was a boy, yet Qiao Yubai, who was also male, received everyone’s attention and doting the moment he arrived?
In the subsequent plot, Ye Ran launched various mentally deficient revenges, openly and secretly tripping Qiao Yubai up, pretending to be a detestable white lotus to frame him in various ways. Eventually, overcome by his increasingly heavy jealousy, he used the excuse of drinking to intentionally get drunk and climb into Chi Yuheng’s bed, wanting to use his power to target Qiao Yubai and the Ye family together.
The ending was naturally him being seen through. The Ye family despised him and kicked him out, the Qiao family felt ashamed to have such a son and refused to acknowledge him, and even Chi Yuheng, disappointed by his exploitation, no longer cared about him.
Ye Ran lost everything, couldn’t accept it, and ultimately ended up committing suicide, dying a tragic death.
After receiving the plot, Ye Ran sat on the bed and rolled his eyes hard.
Stupid author, stupid plot!
How could he have such low IQ? He was simply mentally deficient.
When Ye Ran got ruthless, he even scolded himself.
He complained endlessly in his heart.
This was fucking an ongoing serialization, not a completed novel. Readers had a built-in filter for the protagonist shou, Qiao Yubai, and all felt that Ye Ran, who had done all sorts of evil, didn’t have a tragic enough ending. Moreover, the author had replied saying they would revise the plot; who knew what kind of creative ways they would write him to death.
“Fuck!” Ye Ran cursed.
Wanting him to croak? Absolutely impossible.
His motto: preserve himself and lay low until the end.
Ye Ran calmed down and analyzed. Unless there was an accident, he had currently reached the first key plot point: he used his drunkenness to drug Chi Yuheng and climb into his bed.
So everything last night was designed by himself, and that dog Chi Yuheng had actually become the victim forced by him.
Ye Ran: “…”
He wanted to strangle the author to death.
In a little while, Chi Yuheng would wake up. In the original plot, Ye Ran cried a river of tears, inverting black and white as he told Chi Yuheng how he was bullied by Qiao Yubai and was forced by helplessness to plot this.
Chi Yuheng had been covering for the fearless little young master since they were young. Because Ye Ran acted so realistically, Chi Yuheng naturally believed him, which marked the beginning of him becoming Ye Ran’s tool man.
The current Ye Ran definitely wouldn’t follow the plot. Asking him to cry? In his dreams!
Moreover, based on his understanding of Chi Yuheng from childhood to adulthood, if he truthfully explained how he plotted against him, Chi Yuheng would absolutely not forgive him without taking any action.
Ye Ran, who was able to stay calm just a moment ago, couldn’t remain calm at all now.
He was probably tormented too ruthlessly last night; right now, his brain was jammed and he couldn’t think of a solution.
Usually, he was just a playboy young master who used his brain as little as possible. However, Chi Yuheng was different. Six years older than him, as the heir to the top wealthy Chi family of Jing City, he had outstanding abilities and a composed personality since childhood.
And when Ye Ran was young, he followed behind Chi Yuheng like a little shadow. If he fell, someone helped him up; if he got sick, someone took care of him in every possible way.
Of course, Chi Yuheng wouldn’t blindly greet him with a smile. When Ye Ran caused trouble outside, Chi Yuheng would pull a long face to lecture him, and then clean up his mess.
At this moment, the person sleeping soundly on the bed rolled over.
Ye Ran immediately held his breath, terrified that the man would wake up right then.
Come on stupid brain, think of a way!
How should he explain things when Chi Yuheng woke up later?
Ye Ran was so anxious his eyes turned red, like a rabbit ready to bite. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit his mind.
Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, running away is the best.
If you can’t afford to provoke them, you can afford to hide.
To hell with the Chi family, Ye family, or Qiao family. To hell with wealthy family disputes. Your daddy isn’t serving you anymore.
He refused to believe the author still had a way to write him to death.
After another round of fumbling, Ye Ran finally found the underwear he had stripped off at the foot of the bed. He hurriedly slipped it on, casually grabbed the clothes on the floor, threw them on, and walked out while forcibly enduring the discomfort.
When he reached the door, his legs still almost gave out, nearly making him kneel.
Ye Ran could only support himself against the wall with one hand and hold his waist with the other. He didn’t dare walk fast anymore, only able to slowly shuffle out, cursing in a low voice, “Your fucking uncle, Chi Yuheng. Your daddy will pay you back sooner or later!”
He finally managed to shuffle to the villa’s main entrance, but unluckily bumped into Chi Yuheng’s assistant and bodyguard, Xin Yu.
Xin Yu didn’t know what had happened. He merely looked over the clothes on Ye Ran’s body and his somewhat disjointed movements, asking doubtfully, “Young Master Ye, where are you going so early?”
Then he raised his eyes to look towards Chi Yuheng’s room’s direction. “Eldest Young Master seems to not be up yet.”
It was currently summer vacation, and Ye Ran had nothing much to do at home. Chi Yuheng would usually eat breakfast with him, instruct him a few words not to cause trouble, and then head to the company.
Under normal circumstances, Ye Ran would only wake up later than Chi Yuheng, never earlier. Being like today was very abnormal.
Ye Ran barely straightened his waist, coughed lightly twice, found a random excuse, and walked out. “Tell Chi Yuheng, my youngest uncle’s mother-in-law’s dog gave birth to puppies, I’m going to give a gift.”
Xin Yu, who was completely confused and bewildered: “Huh?”
[Reading Guide:]
[1. Rebellious, Tsundere, Easily Triggered Shou VS Daddy-Type, Doting, Teasing Gong. 6-year age gap, nurturing system. Our babies grew up together and are childhood sweethearts. The shou is under strict husband management. Sweet pet novel.]
[2. You can scold the villain, but you can’t scold the author. There’s a high probability the author can’t crawl through the internet cable to get you, but can scold back, because the author has a glass heart, easily broken~]
[3. Don’t be a buzzkill, don’t be a buzzkill, don’t be a buzzkill. Please respect the author. Important things must be said three times.]
[4. Don’t over-analyze the place names, character names, professional terms, etc. in the text, because the author is uncultured (´｀*)︵]
[5. I wrote this novel to be happy, and you should read it to be happy too. If you don’t like it, you can exit anytime. Don’t make things difficult for yourself.]
[Finally, wishing everyone a happy reading~]
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