Part 3
Wen Ran: I really don’t know how you dare to open your mouth. Relying on your output that’s less than a wild boar’s, or your awareness that looks like your head was squeezed by a door? Apart from knowing how to respawn, what’s the difference between you and a minion?
Xing Yue was getting excited watching from the side. Here it comes, here it comes, live observation!
ADC: Laozi needs you to teach? **! That was me not being serious!
Wen Ran: Drop it. Listen to your father’s advice. Instead of being stubborn here, better to exit now and repost two koi fish (for luck), pray you die a few times less tonight.
Wen Ran: Maybe if you go AFK, we’ll win faster.
ADC: I laughed. Who gave you the confidence to talk so big? Are you a professional player?
ADC: Let me tell you, as long as I want to, I can carry you guys anytime. Do you know who I am?
ADC: I am Dawn, FMVP, know that?
Wen Ran: ?
Xing Yue: “Pfft!”
You are Dawn, then who am I?
[Hahahaha I’m really dying of laughter. Although Dawn is very miserable, the program effect is maxed out.]
[This confident-yet-average male still knows you’re amazing, chose you to impersonate.]
[Hahahaha Dawn’s pupils are quaking. Why is this so funny!]
[Shock! Two Dawns appear in one match.]
[Hahahaha Xing Yue is dying of laughter, didn’t you hear she turned off her mic?]
ADC: What, are you scared? Father is just this domineering. I scold you a few times, you just take it.
ADC: Knowing I am Dawn, apologize properly to me, give me the buffs and minion waves, and I’ll get serious.
[He actually even knows ‘Father’, I can’t do this hahahahaha.]
[Dawn’s reputation victimized.]
[Reverse publicity is killing me.]
[Dawn, see that? In other people’s hearts, this is your image.]
[The greasy domineering CEO feeling blowing in my face!]
[Wake up, which CEO isn’t 1.8 meters tall?]
[Suggest you let your two eyes take turns standing guard tonight.]
[Laughing myself to death, today I am only a fun-seeker!]
Fourth Slot: Yo, who did I think it was? Turns out it’s you, this dead toxic tumor. Haven’t seen you in a few days, so trash now?
Wen Ran: “…”
The long string of text he had originally typed out—[Who gave you the courage to even dare impersonate your father? Father plays better with his feet than you]—was completely deleted by him.
The bullet comments erupted in a higher round of ridicule.
[Hahahahahahaha!]
[Haven’t seen you in a few days, so trash now. Killing the person, punishing the heart.]
[Dawn: Speak clearly, who is trash!]
[There is a mole, terminate the transaction.]
[Dawn: Fourth Slot Brother, I suspected everyone but I never suspected you.]
[I suddenly have a bold idea. If the Fourth Slot knew that the Mid Laner brother he firmly supported was Dawn, what would happen?]
[Afraid he would switch sides on the spot: I’m throwing, watch me act (throw) this toxic tumor!]
[Baby Ran is really so humble right now. If he admits it, this game is probably doomed. If he doesn’t admit it, he has to watch a fool impersonate him and get cursed by anti-fans. A dilemma.]
[Hahahahahaha Dawn, you also have today!]
[Dead toxic tumor, may I ask what you are feeling right now?]
Wen Ran: Stop arguing. What is FMVP? Right now, I am the thigh (carry) of this game. Play with me, I’ll carry you to win.
Xing Yue hadn’t dared to turn on her mic the whole time. She was laughing so hard her hands were trembling, almost releasing a skill by mistake ahead of time.
Fourth Slot: Look at this Mid Laner brother’s perspective (scope/class). That’s right, is FMVP so amazing? If you have the ability, go get another one.
ADC: …
Wen Ran: …
[Dawn heard that? Someone praised your perspective as big.]
[Ruthless is truly ruthless. When ruthless, he even curses himself.]
[Him hurting the enemy one thousand and damaging himself eight hundred has always been okay.]
[Maybe Dawn likes stars more.]
[Come on, probably afraid losing would be even more humiliating.]
[Dawn: Can bend and can stretch, a real man.]
Although the ADC was still a bit dissatisfied, he didn’t continue to go out and feed. They played decently.
Suddenly, the Fourth Slot spoke up again.
Fourth Slot: By the way, toxic tumor, who did you give the FMVP skin to?
ADC: … None of your business!
[Hahahaha this person is addicted to pretending. He doesn’t say because he fundamentally doesn’t know!]
Finally, after Wen Ran and Xing Yue aggressively started a team fight and took down the opposing dual carries, they pushed down the opponent’s crystal in one wave.
The ADC left the room first, slipping away faster than a rabbit. Wen Ran, however, received a friend request from the Fourth Slot.
He originally didn’t want to add him, but it was just a smurf account. Wen Ran clicked accept.
He actually wanted to see what this Fourth Slot wanted to do.
Fourth Slot: Mid Laner brother, you are really so amazing. How about you also go sign up to play professionally?
Fourth Slot: I can tell at a glance, you have talent, absolutely cut from this cloth!
Wen Ran: Is that so?
Fourth Slot: Trust Brother’s eyes. Go sign up and try. I feel you have a lot of hope to surpass that toxic tumor. As long as you are willing to work hard, you are the next FMVP!
Wen Ran: … I thank you, ah.
Fourth Slot: No need to thank, no need to thank. Good brother, when the time comes and you make it, if you can release an FMVP skin for my wife Bing Tu (Ice Rabbit), I would be grateful to tears!
Wen Ran: When the time comes and it’s released, I’ll give you one.
Fourth Slot: Wow, good brother! Wait until you go play professionally, you must tell me the good news. Your team will be my main team! You will be my favorite professional player! I’ll scatter flowers for you, smash gifts! Confess on Weibo! Be a cow or a horse (servant), anything is fine!
Wen Ran: Alright, remember what you said. I took a screenshot.
Fourth Slot: Hahahaha brother you are really cute, even taking screenshots. Don’t worry, a great man’s word is final. Luckily we didn’t remake, otherwise, I wouldn’t have met you.
Wen Ran: Mm. I’m going to duo with a friend. You pay attention to Weibo.
The Fourth Slot couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Why ask him to look at Weibo?
The result was, the next day, he discovered a hashtag called #FMVPConfirmedBingTu
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Bing Tu?!! He didn’t see it wrong?!
Didn’t Dawn like Ren Ling the most?
And the top trending post was from WK.Dawn’s Weibo.
The attached image was a few screenshots.
Your wife’s skin has been decided. When are you coming to be a cow or horse for me?
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