After Kissing the Esports God, He Keeps Flirting With Me Chapter 97

【97】 I Am Your Daddy, Not a Turtle in a Wishing Pond

Wen Ran’s FMVP skin launched at midnight. That night, he logged on right on the dot and sent one to Jiang Yan.

Since no one could see the greeting message he sent anyway, Wen Ran suddenly thought of a post he had read: “How to improve affection with your boyfriend.” One should act coquettish appropriately; text and photos can also express love.

He modified the default text and sent a line: Goodnight, mua~

Wen Ran regretted it right after sending it. Looking at the heart symbol that popped up, Wen Ran’s face burned with heat.

He had never said such ambiguous words to Jiang Yan before, especially in a game.

Mushy like a couple in an online romance.

He wondered what Jiang Yan’s reaction would be when he saw it.

After sending the gift, Wen Ran hurriedly logged off. He stripped down to just his underwear and burrowed into the quilt.

Thinking for a moment, he took a photo of himself half-hiding in the quilt. His lips were rosy, his cheeks pink, revealing his exquisite and beautiful collarbone. His eyes were lowered in shyness, and his wet, long eyelashes made him look even more tender.

With the resolve of facing death, Wen Ran clicked send and immediately turned off his phone.

He even deliberately didn’t lock the door.

I didn’t want Jiang Yan to come find me. I was just too lazy to go down and lock the door. Anyway, no one would come to my room in the base.

Wen Ran shrank into the bedding, listening for movement outside the room with great anticipation.

Once there were footsteps, he would immediately close his eyes and pretend to sleep.

As a result, in the dark room, without playing on his phone, Wen Ran waited until his eyelids were fighting each other. He fell into a deep sleep without sensing anyone coming over.

He completely hadn’t expected that Jiang Yan was in invisible status.

And he was also streaming.

“Can’t help it. Don’t want to get on Chairman Niu’s black car (bad team), but also too embarrassed to reject the old man’s face.”

Jiang Yan operated his game character while chatting with the bullet comments.

[God Yan, didn’t expect you to be like this.]

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[Hahaha, Chairman Niu definitely wouldn’t guess that the Wind he longs for runs away as soon as he sees him.]

[Chairman Niu is about to become the second toxic tumor of the Alliance. Although Dawn loves to spray people, his skills are high. At least you can win after taking a few scoldings. Chairman Niu’s skills are simply torture.]

[Hahahaha, old but vigorous. Why does a fifty-year-old man get a pentakill in the canyon late at night? Taking you into today’s “Adventures of Chairman Niu”.]

[I really wish I was Chairman Niu too. That way, even if I’m trash, I have Hubby to carry me.]

As a man of action, in order to understand Ling Xiao more deeply, Chairman Niu registered an account himself to play. However, he was older and couldn’t play at a high level, so he was currently muddling along in Diamond. His favorite thing to do was to grab able-bodied men to five-stack with him.

Chairman Niu played Mid lane slightly better, but was very trash at other positions, causing the professional players to suffer unspeakably.

Jiang Yan had been grabbed to accompany him a few times. He had to carry hard every game. Not only did Chairman Niu not know how to support, but he also cast ultimates in reverse, and dared to split-push towers alone as a squishy mage.

After carrying him a few times, Jiang Yan would immediately go invisible whenever he saw Chairman Niu online.

[The players in the Alliance who haven’t been poisoned by Chairman Niu yet can be counted on one hand.]

[During the Drawing Night, I still thought Chairman Niu was very fierce. Turns out he’s an old cutie.]

[To the person in front, of course there are. Chairman Niu seems to dislike Dawn very much. He has sought advice from many Mid lane players, but he just won’t ask Dawn.]

[Actually understandable. The first day the Chairman entered the scene, he got smashed on the forehead by Dawn’s shoe.]

[Hahahaha. Chairman Niu looking at other pro players: Obedient, Darling. Looking at Dawn: Rebellious son, toxic tumor.]

The skill level of teammates encountered in solo queue wouldn’t be outrageously different by several ranks. Coupled with Jiang Yan’s high mechanics, he won the match without much effort.

When he backed out, he saw a small red dot on the gift interface.

[Wow, Hubby, someone sent you a gift. Quick, look what it is!]

[Late at night, who could it be?]

[Curious +1]

“Click open and we’ll know.” Jiang Yan originally thought it would be Qiao Yu. “Second Brother Qiao still hasn’t given me the skin he owes from losing the 1v1 last time.”

But when he opened it, he was stunned.

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It was actually sent by Wen Ran.

The gift even used couple’s packaging. The sentence on it: Goodnight, mua~ made Jiang Yan’s heartbeat accelerate instantly.

This little bastard.

Jiang Yan saw that he sent his own FMVP skin and clicked to accept.

The people in the livestream room filled the screen with question marks.

[Did I see that right? This is… sent by Dawn?]

[???]

[Coming online late at night to send someone a skin?]

[Stupid rebellious son. Didn’t he say he was going to sleep early? So he waited for the exact time to come online and send Wind a skin??? Deceiving Daddy?]

[Isn’t what he said even more outrageous? Mua~? He can even say such disgusting modal particles?]

[I’m not even like this with my partner!]

[Hubby, why didn’t I know you and Dawn have such a good relationship?]

“Same team, of course the relationship is good.”

Jiang Yan said in his heart: Good enough to have negative-distance communication, clearly knowing even the mole on his thigh.

“It’s getting late. Goodnight everyone, sleep early.”

Ignoring the retention attempts from the bullet comments, Jiang Yan unhesitatingly ended the stream directly. This little bastard’s ability to flirt was truly something else.

Really becoming more and more cute.

He walked directly to Wen Ran’s room and gently twisted the door handle.

Inside was pitch black.

Jiang Yan walked lightly to the bedside. He originally thought Wen Ran was playing some romantic game with him, but when he got closer, he realized the other person was truly asleep.

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Steady breathing came through; his hand draped limply by the pillow.

This person—flirts and then hides.

Jiang Yan sighed helplessly, tucked the quilt in for him, reached out to stroke Wen Ran’s head, and then turned back to his own room.

He had been streaming on his computer. Because his phone was out of battery, he had left it charging in his dormitory on the third floor. When he returned to his room and took out his phone, he immediately saw the photo Wen Ran had sent him.

Jiang Yan almost dropped his phone on the floor.

This kind of photo… was Ran Ran…

Deliberately baiting him? Seeing but not eating, is that it?

But a certain bastard was already asleep. What could he do?

Thus, in the cold winter, Jiang Yan was forced to take a cold shower.

When Wen Ran woke up the next day, he scooted to the side, but what he felt wasn’t a warm embrace, but a soft quilt.

Wen Ran: “???”

What happened? Did Jiang Yan not come at all yesterday?

Wen Ran lifted the quilt and found his underwear was still worn properly, and there wasn’t a single mark on his body. He felt even more that something was wrong.

Usually, whatever they did, Jiang Yan was the one to initiate it.

He had finally been brave for once, throwing away his face to send a photo, being the first to send him a skin in the game, and giving him a kiss. Yet Jiang Yan ignored him completely!

Wen Ran turned on his phone and saw Jiang Yan’s reply:

[Little Bastard]

Fuming, he sent a message to Jiang Yan:

[Can you not get it up?]

Jiang Yan: ?

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Wen Ran was absent-minded all day. The thought that he had lowered his pride to go to Jiang Yan, playing little romantic games according to the tutorial, and even sending a photo, only for the other party to be a ghost, made him feel like a dumbass.

When he started streaming, his face didn’t look too good.

[Tsk, who owes you money? Why do you look so unhappy? Tell us so we can be happy.]

[Who can handle you?]

[What did I say? This complexion, definitely stayed up late.]

[Didn’t you say sleep early?]

[Sleep early? I’d believe a ghost before I believe him!]

[Don’t think I didn’t see you secretly sending a skin to Wind last night. Shamelessly giving people kissy noises, yikes~]

[Son, ah. We are people with partners. This isn’t very good, is it?]

[If you really like Wind, you three should make a clean break quickly. We can’t do dirty things like two-timing!]

[Although Wind is really handsome, and I like him too.]

[Not to that extent, right? Just ordinary teammate affection. No need to over-interpret like this, right?]

Wen Ran took a moment to look at the bullet comments and found the direction was going more and more off track. Coupled with his bad mood, he couldn’t help but retort, “What kissy noises? Daddy hasn’t dealt with you for three days, and you’re starting to spout nonsense again?”

[Drop it, still dare to quibble. I saw it in Wind’s livestream room!]

[Do I have to paste the screenshot on your face?]

[Goodnight, mua~ watching it made me want to yue!]

[Love him that much, Little Sprayer? I won’t say who waited for the exact time to send it. Sending it as soon as he came online, probably afraid he hadn’t even bought one for himself yet.]

Wen Ran looked at the scrolling bullet comments. Last night, Jiang Yan was actually streaming?

Then doesn’t that mean what I spent half a day mentally preparing to send to my boyfriend was seen by millions of netizens?

Damn!

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The fans in the bullet comments chatted excitedly back and forth. After figuring out the sequence of events, soon the bullet comments all turned into:

[Good morning, mua~]

Wen Ran looked at the screen full of these comments. He was already thin-skinned, and now he felt the shame of a public execution.

“Spam again and you’re muted!”

Although in his eyes it was a threat, to the Little Roses who had been tempered through a thousand hammers, they didn’t take it seriously at all.

[Look, he’s anxious. Anger turning into shame.]

[Hit the mark and starts threatening the family with mutes, tsk tsk.]

Wen Ran was furious, like an angry kitten. “Who’s anxious? Who’s anxious? Would Daddy get anxious with you? Simply a joke. Also, isn’t it disgusting to post this?”

[When you sent it to Wind, why didn’t you feel it was disgusting?]

[Understood, Rebellious Son doesn’t need to scold himself like that.]

[Quickly take a mirror and look at your ugly face jumping over the wall in desperation.]

Wen Ran gritted his teeth and muted the two who were jumping the most in the chat. He planned to start a game to calm down, but then he saw a message from Xu Jiajia in the game:

[Wow, Dawn, your FMVP is so pretty!]

[Shouldn’t you send one to your brother casually?]

Wen Ran was currently in a fit of anger, and suddenly a damned ghost crashed into the muzzle of his gun.

[Not giving. If you want it, buy it yourself. I am your Daddy, not a turtle in a wishing pond!]

[How old are you, still shamelessly mooching off the old? Can’t you walk independently?]

Xu Jiajia: “???”

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