Chapter 148: Wait, Brother You Smell So Good!
Lin Qingyue hurriedly covered his mouth and chuckled, “My Shidi is joking.”
Yu Qianqian blinked, slowly put away the spirit fruit, hugged Bai Dou tightly, and hid behind Lin Qingyue, her big innocent eyes wide. “Everything is negotiable. How much money do you want to let us pass?”
“Leave behind everything valuable on your bodies.” Lei Hu put on a fierce face, pointing at the storage bags and ornaments on them.
His gaze landed on their clothes, and he paused. “Take off the clothes you’re wearing too.” They’re all good materials; can sell for some money too.
Yu Qianqian’s eyes widened. Too much. That’s too much. Robbery is one thing, but not even sparing clothes? Don’t be too ridiculous.
Hearing this, Lin Qingyue smiled. This is the flavor. This is the professionalism a robber should have.
One word: Professional.
Seeing he wasn’t afraid but smiling strangely, Black Wind felt something was wrong. His face sank, brows furrowing. He just wanted to act quickly. “Hurry up and hand over the spirit stones.”
He released his pressure, and the others coordinated by activating traps and revealing their weapons.
Lin Qingyue shouted, “Senior, spare us! Don’t attack yet!”
“Are you that spineless?” Li Jing said to him.
Lin Qingyue’s shout didn’t make Black Wind stop, but earned an eye-roll from Li Jing first. Still, Li Jing played along with Lin Qingyue.
Thinking about what would happen next, he couldn’t help himself. Trying hard to widen his eyes, he said angrily, “I won’t let you succeed.”
“Aiya, Shidi, those who understand the times are heroes. Aren’t they just worldly possessions?” Lin Qingyue disapproved.
He smiled at Black Wind and the others. “Brother, you smell so good! However, there’s a vegetable leaf on your front teeth.”
“So don’t be petty. I’ll tell you some gossip to cool you down. My Shizun and the neighboring Peak Lord slept for seven days and seven nights. Not only that, there are the unspoken stories between my Shizun and the Sect Leader.”
He rattled it all off in one breath, disgusting Black Wind and his men so much they all took a step back. They hadn’t expected to meet someone mentally ill while robbing. If they took his clothes and it stuck to them, what then?
Black Wind: “Attack. Spare this kid’s clothes. Lei Hu, you deal with him.”
Lei Hu frowned upon hearing this. “He’s spouting nonsense. Let Old Four and the others deal with him.”
Li Jing on the side heard they wouldn’t strip Lin Qingyue’s clothes and shouted unconvinced, “Why not strip his clothes? A bunch of people who don’t know goods. Do you know how much one foot of the Heavenly Silkworm Brocade on him costs?”
Grandpa’s beard, what kind of psychos are these!
“I just love stripping your clothes, what about it!” Lei Hu roared at him, his head full of black lines.
Everyone’s gaze turned to him, and his face turned even darker.
Bad luck, truly bad luck. I don’t like men!!!
Li Jing’s face flushed red, shouting back, “You wish! Only my Little Martial Uncle can strip my clothes! If you dare touch me, Little Martial Uncle won’t let you off.”
The robbing group: “…”
Damn it, this one is also mentally ill.
Black Wind’s brow twitched wildly. Seeing how good-looking they were, could they be from the Hehuan Sect (Joyous Union Sect)?
Why so unlucky today? He cursed inwardly. He let the only female cultivator go collect Yu Qianqian’s things. Talking even one more sentence with them was a waste of time. When he looked at Lin Qingyue and Li Jing, he was speechless for a moment.
“Old Five, you go take theirs.”
The female cultivator walked toward Yu Qianqian and asked, “You like men, right?”
Yu Qianqian hugged Bai Dou and blinked innocently, pretending to be shy. “If Sister is beautiful and cool enough, it’s not a problem either.”
Damn it. Going out today, we didn’t check the almanac. What kind of weirdos are we meeting?
“Buzz buzz buzz!!”
“What sound is that?”
A buzzing sound rang out. Black Wind and the others became alert, looking at Lin Qingyue’s group.
“It’s a trap. Quick, finish it fast.”
Lin Qingyue chuckled, revealing white teeth. “Seems a bit late, oh.”
He pointed at the sky, calm and breezy. “My sword has arrived.”
As his voice fell, seven swords descended from the sky. Arriving at the same time were Ye Jingxian, Ming Yu, and the others.
Lin Qingyue, Li Jing, and Yu Qianqian exchanged glances and shouted in unison, “Don’t move, robbery!”
The situation completely reversed. The group originally robbing was surrounded by Lin Qingyue, Ye Jingxian, and the others.
Freed from the pressure suppression, the three Lin Qingyue rose arrogantly, their expressions incredibly cocky.
They laughed as they took out their swords and magical artifacts. “Robbery! Hand over your storage bags.”
“Strip the clothes too.” The three shouted in unison again.
Ye Jingxian frowned slightly. What is all this? He sighed softly. “Xiao Shidi, clothing is useless to take.”
Black Wind and his men looked terrible, as disgusted as if they had eaten shit. This isn’t a question of use; it’s a question of innocence.
We rob, but we only rob money, not sex, and we don’t kill. How are these people even more shameless than us!
“Rob money, sure, but anything else is non-negotiable!”
Looking ready to die rather than submit—if one didn’t know better, they’d think Lin Qingyue and Ye Jingxian’s group were the real robbers.
Lin Qingyue spoke innocently and puzzledly, “Do you guys have some misunderstanding about your appearance?”
“You said to us earlier, ‘Brother, you smell so good!'”
After Lei Hu said this sentence, he felt unclean.
Lin Qingyue was speechless, his expression hard to describe. “Look at you, flattering yourself, aren’t you? A bunch of feet-picking burly men, don’t you have a clue in your hearts whether you smell good or not?”
“You played us!!!”
For a moment, they didn’t know whether to be happy they avoided a mental attack from a gay man, or angry because they were played.
The robbing group was already hopeless, standing expressionless, surrendering obediently.
“Hurry up, why isn’t anyone moving? Hurry up and strip!”
Seeing them motionless, Li Jing crossed his arms and raised his chin. “We don’t want to get physical. Who knows if you have thoughts about us.”
“Your grandmother’s #… & * * #…”
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