After Kissing the Esports God, He Keeps Flirting With Me Chapter 110

【110】Plaid Skirt + Waist Chain, Won’t Let You Off Tonight

Jiang Yan still had streaming hours to fulfill. He had been procrastinating because he was busy, so to have a proper New Year holiday, he had to make up for it now.

[Husband, why don’t you go rest? Even if you can survive staying up, we can’t!]

[My dark circles are getting bigger than a panda’s. If this keeps up, I’ll run out of face masks!]

[Husband, this streaming schedule is truly from the underworld. Do you have no nightlife despite having a partner?]

Jiang Yan felt depressed seeing that message. No matter how he explained it, Ran Ran didn’t believe that Song Zixuan hadn’t been instigated by him. Even though they were living a two-person life now, not only could he not snuggle with Ran Bao every day, but the other party wouldn’t even let him steal a kiss.

Moreover, even though they lived under the same roof and he had specifically bought new sheets and a duvet, Ran Ran refused to sleep with him and would even lock the door at night.

Song Zixuan, that guy—useless at success, but a genius at failure!

“Of course not, Brother is just heartache for Ran Ran,” Jiang Yan said while maneuvering his hero. “Can you guys put some healthy thoughts in your heads?”

[Yo yo yo, starting to lecture the family now.]

[Bold guess: maybe he got kicked out of the room.]

[Hahahaha, the person above, be careful God Yan doesn’t assassinate you.]

[ “Heartache” ]

[Even if you are someone else’s boyfriend now, so what? It doesn’t stop me from continuing to like you. I only have one small request: when you buy gifts for Ran Ran, can you use the money I donated?]

[Hahahaha, the sister above has truly mastered the art of simp literature. Dying of laughter!]

[Husband said Brother isn’t short of money!]

“I’m starting a Peak Tournament match,” Jiang Yan announced. “Which hero do you want to see?”

[How about the new hero, Butterfly Blade?]

[Right, Butterfly Blade is so cool. With Husband’s mechanics, it’ll definitely be a visual feast!]

“Why do you all like such flashy heroes?”

Although Jiang Yan said that, he had already pre-selected Butterfly Blade.

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[Because we can watch you show off!]

[The flashier it is, the cooler it looks. Normal people can’t pull off the mechanics.]

[The ceiling of Junglers should play showy heroes.]

[Husband, play it quickly, I want to learn!]

After Jiang Yan posted his jungle role, the first player secured the hero for him.

Mid lane Ice Rabbit, Support Little Flower Fairy—the lineup was quite standard.

During the loading screen, Jiang Yan clearly saw that Ice Rabbit was wearing Wen Ran’s FMVP skin.

Teammates and opponents in this bracket were all very strong; there was almost no throwing or scrub behavior, and the coordination was generally good.

Jiang Yan turned on his mic to give a few commands at the start. However, five minutes in, the Top Laner spoke up first.

[Top: Jungle bro, why aren’t you using the mic anymore?]

[Top: Your voice sounds so good, I wanted to listen a bit longer.]

[Support: Do you know who he is?]

[Support: This is Wind, my Male God! Of course his voice sounds good!]

Jiang Yan was a bit puzzled. “That’s weird, how did she recognize me?”

[Husband, do you have some misunderstanding about yourself?]

[Or do you just have no faith in your fans?]

[LMAO, if we couldn’t even recognize your timbre, would we fans still dare to mix in Ling Xiao?]

At this point, Little Flower Fairy came over to support and even flashed a heart emote at Jiang Yan.

[Support: God Wind, you’re really too amazing. I hope you can win more championships.]

Seeing his fan’s words, Jiang Yan felt warm inside.

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He turned on his mic again and said, “Thank you, I will.”

But just then, the Ice Rabbit on the team—who had been quietly leeching experience from all three lanes and stealing several pigs from his jungle—started speaking.

[Ice Rabbit: Captain, I’m Dawn. Give me a Blue!]

Jiang Yan: “?”

[Hahahaha no way, did you get matched with Dawn?]

[Why is the Little Sprayer in this game too? Are you two illegal duo-queuing?]

[Hahaha is Little Sprayer jealous? Starting to fight for favor after seeing you talk to a fan?]

Jiang Yan rubbed his forehead. “Ran Ran just told me he was going to take a shower.”

[???]

[Guys shower fast, I can understand.]

[Looking at you guys, you don’t understand our son at all. When has he ever asked anyone for a Blue? Doesn’t he just take it if he wants it?]

[Like a bandit. Which Jungler would dare say no?]

[Could it be an imposter?]

Meanwhile, Xu Jiajia was explaining his behavior to fans in his own livestream: “You guys don’t get it. Playing Mid is all about reading the room. If I say, ‘Senior, I’m Xu Jiajia, can you give me a Blue?’ he’ll definitely say, ‘What does a utility Mid like you need a Blue for?'”

“But if I say I’m Dawn, it’s different. That’s his partner; could he bear not to give it?”

“Just wait and see,” Xu Jiajia said. “He’ll come over and Smite it for me to take in a moment.”

But before Xu Jiajia could finish his sentence, he heard Jiang Yan speak: “Is that so? But right now, Dawn is sitting on my lap.”

[Ice Rabbit: ???]

[Top: ???]

[Support: Male God, you… as expected of you.]

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[Hahahaha my mom asked me to go outside to laugh.]

[When Wind gets flirty, really no one can stop him.]

[Ice Rabbit probably never thought he’d be force-fed dog food like this in his life.]

[But Husband, how can you say such things with absolutely no pressure?]

[As expected of you.]

[I can only say, 6.]

Xu Jiajia’s stream was flooded with a screen full of “Hahahaha.” “Silly child, you are really naive!”

“Yeah, didn’t you think about the fact that it’s a holiday? The young couple is definitely together!”

[My secondhand embarrassment is acting up again.]

Before Xu Jiajia could think of a countermeasure, Jiang Yan sent a message in the public chat.

[Butterfly Blade: Who gave you the guts to impersonate your Daddy? Come on, tell me who you are.]

[Ice Rabbit: ……]

[Exploding with laughter, family. Wind, how are you so good at pretending to be Dawn!]

[Oh mama, this flavor is too strong!]

[Hahahaha, Wind has a bit of a toxic shadow on him.]

[Influence by exposure every day, did he learn it?]

[What’s so hard about it? Don’t leave ‘Daddy’ out of every three sentences, be as arrogant as possible. That’s the crash course in Dawn-speak.]

[The brother above understands the secret manual so thoroughly, you must be a Little Rose, right?]

[Ran Ran’s reputation is being victimized.]

[Ran Ran: Old Six, I suspected everyone but I never suspected you!]

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Xu Jiajia was silent for a long time, then typed:

[Ice Rabbit: Senior, I was wrong. I’m Little Yellow QAQ]

[Xu Jiajia, if only you’d plague someone else!]

[Little Yellow: Thank Q, having you is my blessing.]

[This QAQ is classic.]

[Minions sitting at home, pot falls from the sky.]

[Asking for a friend, do you pro players know each other this well?]

[STE and HG have been rivals for how many seasons? Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated!]

[So is this your reason for borrowing a knife to kill someone, Xu Jiajia, by destroying Little Yellow?]

Since many fans in the esports circle supported multiple teams or players, and both Jiang Yan and Xu Jiajia were streaming at the same time, word spread quickly between the two fanbases.

After the game ended, Xu Jiajia ran directly to Jiang Yan’s stream and dropped a gift.

[STE.Sweet gave streamer WK.Wind a “Dream Star”]

[Senior, you’re lying. Where is Dawn?]

[Xu Jiajia, you impersonated someone’s partner and now you come over to question him? Aren’t you afraid of Dawn’s revenge?]

[Hahahaha with Dawn’s ‘Wind-brain’, if he doesn’t stand on Wind’s side I’ll do a handstand and eat shit. Xu Jiajia, you better pray you don’t meet him in-game.]

[Congratulations on acquiring a Daddy.]

The stream effect tonight was maxed out, and the bullet comments were still scrolling densely. Jiang Yan saw that the time was about right and told the fans he was signing off.

However, before he could turn off the computer, while the Ling Xiao interface was still up, the room door was suddenly pushed open.

Wen Ran poked his head out from behind the door, his voice drifting in: “Jiang Yan, I… I bought a new outfit. Can you help me see if it looks good?”

Wen Ran pushed the door open somewhat coyly, nervously tugging at the clothes on his body.

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Half his body was still hidden behind the door.

Jiang Yan squinted at Wen Ran. When the other finally stepped out from behind the door with shy hesitation, only then did he see clearly. Wen Ran was wearing a short white shirt on his upper body, revealing his slender waist. The white satin texture clung softly to Wen Ran’s skin, and the top buttons weren’t fastened, making his exquisite collarbone visible.

On his lower body was a JK plaid skirt. The hem barely covered the root of his thighs, leaving two smooth, straight legs exposed right in front of Jiang Yan.

And on his waist, there was a thin red waist chain with a small silver bell hanging from it.

The important parts were covered tightly, yet it was explosively erotic.

“Fuck.”

Jiang Yan couldn’t help cursing in a low voice.

Wen Ran swept his gaze around and saw the computer still on. His brain crashed for a moment. “You… you’re streaming?”

Seeing his reaction, Jiang Yan immediately turned and cut the power, pretending to be angry yet helpless. “What else?”

Actually, seeing Wen Ran’s shy and timid appearance, Jiang Yan wanted to throw him directly onto the bed. He guessed that Ran Ran wanted it—the nutritious food he had cooked for him these past few days wasn’t in vain.

“What?”

Wen Ran wished he could find a block of tofu to smash his head into. He had actually wanted it quite a bit these past few days, but since he had been the one to talk tough, he couldn’t just admit his mistake. So he came up with this method to let things happen naturally.

But now it had turned into this!

“Then… then what do we do?”

Wen Ran was so anxious he was about to cry. Heaven knows how much courage he had mustered to wear this outfit and come find Jiang Yan. But now, millions of netizens had seen him.

He had no face to live on this planet anymore!

The tails of Wen Ran’s eyes were red; he looked utterly pitiful.

It made Jiang Yan unable to resist bullying him even more with a wicked heart. He sighed theatrically. “We’ve been sleeping in separate rooms for days. Brother didn’t expect you to come.”

“I! I did it because…”

Wen Ran bit his lip, looking even more aggrieved.

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“Because of what did you come over, dressed like this?”

“I…” Tears were already swirling in Wen Ran’s eyes. But having already experienced such a blow, what was there to be embarrassed about saying it? It couldn’t be more awkward than being seen by netizens.

Wen Ran closed his eyes and smashed the pot. “I want to do it with you!”

“But, I was seen by them…”

Before he could finish, something warm and soft blocked his lips. Jiang Yan pinched his waist and laughed low. “Dummy, I was tricking you just now.”

“How could I let others see Brother’s treasure?”

“The stream was turned off ages ago.”

Wen Ran stopped crying, looking at Jiang Yan with wet eyes. “?”

Taking advantage of the other’s confusion, Jiang Yan hooked his lips, then squatted halfway down and kissed his side. “However, I won’t let you off tonight.”

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