Chapter 9. How can someone be so fat!
After a while, Marquis Shangguan finally reacted and exclaimed, “Yao’er!”
Huangfu Wujie’s face darkened, coldly reprimanding.
“Seventh Prince, stop!”
Shen Qingmei turned a deaf ear to their attempts to stop her, bouncing on top of the woman beneath her like a pony, mercilessly swinging her arms left and right, vowing to fight for the pig’s head cause for a lifetime!
Hmm! It’s so explicit! So violent!
“Ah! You crazy man! Get off me!”
After being slapped more than ten times in a row, Shangguan Jingyao regained some awareness from the immense shock and fear. Instinctively, she reached out and pushed away the dead fat person who weighed on her so heavily it could almost crush her.
She had practiced martial arts since she was young, so breaking free from an ordinary person’s grasp was naturally effortless. However, this tonnage of a person was no ordinary person. Shangguan Jingyao pushed several times, but couldn’t get him off her. She couldn’t help but feel ashamed and angry, so she grabbed his arm and forcefully tried to tip him to the side, causing them both to roll on the grass.
Losing her balance in an instant, Shen Qingmei’s plan to turn Shangguan Jingyao into a pig’s head was forcibly interrupted, causing her to feel a wave of displeasure.
With her skills, it would have been as easy as turning her palm to kill this wretched girl. But unfortunately, this body was too useless, lacking even the strength to kill, and her movements were clumsy, even restrained in a fight, which was extremely frustrating.
Watching the two of them rolling on the ground, one was the princess who had recently been married off to the Eldest Prince, and the other was the beloved but most despised Crown Prince in the entire world. What kind of combination was this?… The palace maids and guards who were observing looked at each other in confusion, stunned, and for a moment, they forgot to step forward and intervene.
Generally speaking, as long as Huangfu Wujie spoke, Huangfu Chang’an would at least listen to him. However, at this moment, despite Huangfu Wujie’s repeated reprimands, Huangfu Chang’an seemed to have not heard anything, still happily causing a ruckus there, completely ignoring him.
Such an incident happening in the palace, if it were to spread, who knows how many people would mock them. Seeing more and more people coming over upon hearing the news, Huangfu Wujie’s eyes grew heavy, striding forward and pulling Shen Qingmei off of Shangguan Jingyao.
“Chang’an! Come back to the palace with me!”
Shen Qingmei, caught up in the heat of the moment, had no time to pay attention to him. She grabbed his wrist and bit down, taking advantage of his momentary pain to jump off.
“Go to hell!”
As she spoke, she still wanted to pounce on the pale-faced Shangguan Jingyao and continue beating her.
Unexpectedly, before she could take a step forward, Huangfu Wujie grabbed her like a little chicken, lifting her up.
“Don’t embarrass yourself! Come back to the palace with me!”
“Fuck! Who the hell do you think you are, daring to control me?!”
Shen Qingmei was uncontrollably furious, struggling and trying to break free from his hold.
Perhaps due to her heavy weight, the clothes in Huangfu Wujie’s hand tore apart with a sound, and Shen Qingmei, caught off guard, couldn’t stand firm and rolled on the ground like a ball, hitting her head on a stone.
This collision made her see stars, but she didn’t faint.
Shen Qingmei had originally planned to get up, but in the blink of an eye, she suddenly remembered something. She simply closed her eyes tightly and lay motionless on the ground, playing dead.
“Oh no! Not again—The Crown Prince has fainted!”
Being hurriedly brought back to the palace, changed into clean clothes, and having a physician come to check her pulse and prescribe medication, Shen Qingmei was annoyed and exhausted from their fussing. She simply closed her eyes and fell asleep.
At this moment, she desperately needed rest! She needed to calm down! She needed a process of self-hypnosis!
After a great deal of effort, they finally managed to get the noble and elegant godfather onto the bed. Just as she was about to reap the benefits, dammit… she actually transmigrated at a crucial moment!
Oh, fuck! Transmigrate your sister! Transmigrate your grandpa! Transmigrate your mother!
Shen Qingmei was on the verge of going crazy!
There are thousands upon thousands of men and women in the world who want to transmigrate, so why did she, someone who had no interest in it whatsoever, have to win the lottery?!
Heaven has no eyes! The Jade Emperor is truly an incompetent ruler, an incompetent ruler!
Without eating or drinking, being passive and unproductive, lying on the bed like a corpse for three days, Shen Qingmei had to reluctantly admit that she might never see that godfather again, the one who made her love and hate him, the one who was as perfect as a deity!
Sob, sob, sob, so heartbroken! So sad! Life is simply unbearable…
Well, let’s wash our face and eat something, I’m so hungry!
Lord Godfather has become a memory. Oh, people, you cannot always live in the past.
She groggily opened her eyes and found herself alone in the palace. Apart from the numerous visitors who came and went like a revolving door on the first day, for the next two days, it seemed as if she, the crown prince of the country, had been forgotten and ignored.
Damn, this treatment is so shitty!
Too weak to even get up due to hunger, Shen Qingmei raised her hand and looked at her swollen hand, resembling a bee sting. She couldn’t help but have the urge to undergo a complete transformation—how can she be this fat?!
“Someone, anyone…!”
She weakly tapped on the bed frame and after a while, a eunuch casually ran in. Seeing that she had woken up, he didn’t seem particularly pleased. His expression was extremely cold, and there was even a hint of disdain.
“Your Highness, what are your orders?”
Shen Qingmei was starving and in despair, but looking at her disheveled appearance, she didn’t care about the eunuch’s negligence. She simply raised her hand and sighed: “Bring me something to eat.”
“Yes.”
The eunuch replied and hastily ran off as if he were avoiding a plague. He was extremely cautious about staying in the palace for too long.
Faced with this situation, Shen Qingmei couldn’t help but wipe away a tear of sadness.
As a crown prince who ended up like this, she was probably one of a kind.
Wait…wait!
According to the usual plotlines she had read in novels, transmigration could generally be divided into two types: body transmigration and soul transmigration. Among soul transmigration, there were three variations: transmigrating into a same-sex body, transmigrating into an opposite-sex body, and lastly, soul exchange with the transmigrated body.
Shen Qingmei touched her body and was relieved that although she was called a crown prince, she was a tomboyish girl and didn’t have to adapt to the gender transformation that would destroy her understanding of the world.
But, her soul had transmigrated into this body. What happened to the original body?
Did it die…
Or was it that this pathetic waste named Huangfu Chang’an had taken over her body and…even cherished that godfather of hers like a precious treasure, conveniently handling everything?!
Fuck! If that’s really the case, she’s truly going to go crazy!
There’s absolutely no way she can tolerate this!
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