Seventh Imperial “Brother”, Obediently Lie Down chapter 19

Chapter 19, Huangfu Changan, you pervert!

As he watched that fat guy about to fall into the trap, he suddenly stopped and squatted down, clutching his leg and howling in pain, “Ouch… it hurts, it hurts so much!”

In an instant, Huangfu Fenglin’s eyes widened in disbelief!

Unforgivable! We were so close! Huangfu Changan’s foot was already on the edge of the trap. If he took one more step, with his size and weight, he would immediately sink in, right?!

But unfortunately… it was just a tiny bit, why? Why?!

Huangfu Fenglin felt frustrated and impatiently asked, “What now?”

“Sob… sob…” Huangfu Changan pitifully sniffed and teary-eyed, looked up at Huangfu Fenglin. His pained expression filled with helplessness, “Fourth brother… I twisted my foot, it hurts so much… could you help me?”

Normally, even for an average person, Huangfu Fenglin would show some sympathy. But when faced with this ugly, fat, stupid, and infatuated guy, he couldn’t help but feel helpless. Especially when he stared at him with those eyes, he had an urge to slap him. It was absolutely uncomfortable to have someone like him getting close to him!

He signaled to a nearby eunuch, standing tall with his hands behind his back, showing no intention of assisting Huangfu Changan, “Xiao Zhuangzi, go help the Crown Prince.”

“Alright, I’ll go, Master.”

Having grown up together, Huangfu Fenglin’s intentions were not completely hidden from Xiao Zhuangzi. He could guess about sixty to seventy percent of what his master had in mind. His master wanted him to help the Crown Prince get up, but also, “accidentally” make him slip and fall into the trap. Since the trap was set in secret, as long as no one revealed it, even if the Crown Prince was angry, he couldn’t prove that it was his master’s doing. Even if he wanted to shift the blame onto Xiao Zhuangzi, well, a dog must look at its master. With the master present, he wouldn’t let himself be mistreated.

Thinking this through, Xiao Zhuangzi hurriedly ran towards Huangfu Changan.

But unexpectedly, the Crown Prince didn’t want his help. He waved his hand and pushed Xiao Zhuangzi away, looking displeased, “I don’t want you to help, I want Fourth Brother to help me! Ouch… it hurts so much… Fourth Brother, just lend me a hand…”

Xiao Zhuangzi was at a loss. The Crown Prince, like a big ball, was sitting firmly on the ground. He couldn’t just kick him, could he? Besides, even if he exerted all his strength, it wasn’t certain he could move him!

In a dilemma, Xiao Zhuangzi turned to Huangfu Fenglin seeking further instructions, only to see that his expression had turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Faced with Huangfu Changan’s shameless and spoiled behavior, Huangfu Fenglin even contemplated hanging himself. Damn it, ugly people are so troublesome. Couldn’t he just come over peacefully, fall into the trap peacefully, and let him vent his frustrations peacefully?!

As Huangfu Fenglin hesitated, Shen Qingmei’s lips curled up into a wicked smile. After all the effort this guy had put into luring her here, she didn’t believe he would give up at this critical moment!

“Fourth brother… I know you don’t like me, but I haven’t done anything wrong… I don’t remember anything now, no matter what I may have done in the past to make you hate me, I swear I won’t do it again! Please, stop hating me, okay? From now on, I will listen to everything you say! When Father returns, I will definitely speak well of you in front of him…”

Whether it was due to her words or because he didn’t want to continue this stalemate, Huangfu Fenglin, with a calm and handsome face, took hesitant steps and approached her…

“Give me your hand.”

As if touching a contagious virus, Huangfu Fenglin’s face was full of disgust. The elegant arch of his eyebrows furrowed deeply, forming a distinct character for “river”. Reluctantly, he extended his hand and placed it on Shen Qingmei’s outstretched fingers.

Just as their fingertips were about to touch, Shen Qingmei suddenly grabbed his arm and forcefully pulled him backwards, aiming for the approximate location of the trap. Taking advantage of the situation, she pushed him forward – she believed that he wouldn’t dare to hurt himself or become disabled, so the height of the trap shouldn’t be fatal. With great delight, Shen Qingmei followed suit and jumped down, landing heavily on top of Huangfu Fenglin!

“Damn it – Aaaah!”

“Your Highness!”

“Thud!”

A dull impact sound was heard. Xiao Zhuangzi’s eyes widened in terror, his legs going weak from the shock. For a moment, he couldn’t bring himself to look into the pit. What to do… what to do… Was the Fourth Prince still alive? He was crushed by the Crown Prince! Was he flattened?! How tragic, how tragic, how tragic!

In that instant of being crushed by the enormous weight, Huangfu Fenglin felt as though all the air in his chest was being squeezed out. Unable to accept the reality of being crushed, his mind went blank for a while before gradually regaining its senses.

However, when his gaze focused on the plump face that was smiling up close, resembling a carnivorous flower, Huangfu Fenglin couldn’t help but cry out to the heavens…

Why didn’t he just faint? Why?!

“Oh, my waist, it’s going to break…”

Huangfu Changan wore a pained expression, one hand supporting himself on Huangfu Fenglin’s body, the other clutching his barrel-like waist. He twisted and twisted, causing Huangfu Fenglin immense suffering, to the point where he felt like he wanted to vomit out his shattered organs – Fuck your father! My waist is really going to break!

“Get… get off… me…”

In his heart, Huangfu Fenglin had cursed Huangfu Changan a thousand times over, from head to toe. However, when he opened his mouth, Huangfu Fenglin could only weakly utter these few words, indicating just how “serious” his “injury” was!

“Ahh!” Huangfu Changan suddenly trembled, his two iron-like hands tightly gripping Huangfu Fenglin’s neck, and his plump face was almost sticking to his chin. This made a certain prince feel like he wanted to die. “There’s a snake!”

Ahem… Taking a moment to conduct some research, is Shen Qingmei afraid of snakes?

The answer, of course, is no.

So, just before Huangfu Changan was about to pass out from anger, Shen Qingmei smirked mischievously, grabbed the head of a snake, and smoothly… cough cough, stuffed it into his pants.

After a moment, Huangfu Fenglin’s face turned red instantly, and with an earth-shattering, soul-stirring rage, he gnashed his teeth and howled, “Huang! Fu! Changan! You! Shameless! You! Pervert! I’m! Going! To! Kill! You!”

“I’m shameless?” Shen Qingmei chuckled, raised her hand, pinched Huangfu Fenglin’s cheek, which was twitching due to excessive anger, and disdainfully sneered, “Who set a trap to plot against me? Little brat, if you want to bully me, you’re still too naive. Next time you want to scheme against me, remember to come up with a more sophisticated plan. Tsk tsk… so weak, utterly weak…”

“Heh, what’s happening here, such a commotion?”

From above, a magnetic and deep voice suddenly sounded, followed by the trembling response of the little servant.

“Greetings… Yo-Your Majesty…”

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