After Faking Death, the Crazy Black Lotus Became Even Crazier

Author 木山淮

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Su Huan transmigrated into the role of a cannon fodder villain. The moment he opened his eyes, he was faced with the glint of a cold sword.

The protagonist’s voice was icy: “Give me your life!”

Su Huan: !

To save his own skin, Su Huan hugged the thigh of a passing senior martial brother and screamed for help. The senior brother caught a glimpse of the blue and purple bruises on his neck and filled with righteous indignation: “Don’t be afraid, I will definitely seek justice for you!”

The next day, rumors spread through the sect that he had been “forcefully seized” by the protagonist.

Su Huan: ???

Even more ridiculous was that after a piece of Lotus Water Jade recognized his soul as its master, he turned out to be the “White Moonlight” from the protagonist’s youth?!

Xiao Jianming was born with an indifferent nature, cold-blooded and unfeeling.

However, during a desperate escape, a kindhearted youth gave him a petal of jade lotus, his light-colored eyes brimming with a smile: “If you face difficulties in the future, you may seek help at the Xuanji Sect.”

Beneath his ribcage, his heart pounded suddenly.

He began to understand what the faith his clan had bitterly pursued truly was.

But the recognition came too late. The youth’s Golden Core had already been destroyed by his own hands, leaving his Dantian empty.

So, when Su Huan admitted he was terrified of him and proposed a breakup, Xiao Jianming was not surprised. He simply dug out his own Nascent Soul and placed it into the youth’s palm, fully revealing his paranoid nature: “Brother Ah Qing… we cannot be separated.”

Su Huan: “!!”

He decisively chose to fake his death to escape.

Resurrected and returned, he immediately ran right into the Master of the Wuwang Sea, now famous across the cultivation world for being unhinged.

The Wuwang Sea Master wore a faint smile as he tied the Lotus Water Jade, cherished for years, to Su Huan’s waist. He whispered softly:

“Run. If you can’t escape, I’ll fuck you to death.”

Later, Su Huan would bite the corner of the blanket every night, eyes constantly filled with tears. The man behind him would kiss away the moisture at the corners of his eyes again and again, sighing helplessly:

“Huan-er really has so much water.”

Unofficial Little Theater:

An anonymous reporter: Today, we are honored to invite the cultivation world’s famous loving couple to our show. Let’s welcome the guests to introduce themselves. Applause!

Su Huan (shy and refusing to admit it), muttering: What loving couple? I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense!

Xiao Jianming shoots him a look.

Little Coward instantly changes his tune: Cough, well, let me introduce him. This is my dearest Dao Companion, the most powerful Wuwang Sea Master in the cultivation world. Handsome, right?

After the interview ended, the Little Coward added a new daily task: The first thing to do upon waking up in the morning—recite “I fancy Xiao Jianming” one hundred times.

Little Coward: Paralyzed_from_exhaustion.jpg

Reading Guide:

Beep beep—There is a massive basin of dogblood (melodrama) ahead. Please be careful to avoid getting soaked~ (Retreating with a pot over head).
If you feel the protagonists suffer from a drop in intelligence, it must be because the author is a dummy! Please don’t scold them… I admit the writing is ugly, so please, dear readers, scold this stupid author gently ヽ(；▽；)ノ
This story has two timelines (loops). The main text follows the second timeline (second playthrough). The plot of the first timeline will be interspersed later on, but hopefully not too much…?

Content Tags: Travel through Time and Space, Xianxia Cultivation, Rebirth, Transmigration, Lighthearted, Crematorium (Chasing Wife/Groveling).

Characters: Su Huan (huán), Xiao Jianming.

One-sentence Summary: He said if he catches me, he’ll do me to death… Sob!

Theme: Strive constantly for self-improvement; hold strong virtue to carry the physical world.

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