γ96γ A Sprayer on the Surface, A Green Tea in Secret
Ranks were reset at the beginning of the season. Today was the first day of the new season, and most players were busy grinding their ranks.
Wen Ran also started a livestream, incidentally clocking in some streaming hours.
He had already reached Grandmaster. After winning his sixth consecutive game, Wen Ran looked up, rolled his wrists, and lifted his chin at the bullet comments. “See these stars? What do you call a successful person? This is it.”
[Oh ho, look at him posturing.]
[Damn it, what’s so great about reaching Grandmaster on the first day of the season? Mail me your hands and I can do it too.]
[Aren’t you going to carry the family? Aren’t you going to carry the family up the ranks?]
[People from other teams are all five-stacking. Why are you solo queuing by yourself?]
Wen Ran glanced at the bullet comments. “Orange is too trash. I don’t want to carry him.”
[Orange: ?]
[Hahahaha, does Orange know you said that?]
[Orange: Thanks for the invite. I only sprained my ankle, I didn’t break my hands.]
[Thatβs not what you said last night when you asked Orange to order milk tea for you.]
[I’m going to report you to Orange right now!]
[What is Baby going to play next? Still playing ranked?]
“Yeah, playing,” Wen Ran said. “My performance points aren’t maxed out yet, and Peak Tournament isn’t open right now.”
“Also, who is your Baby!”
[Okay, I got it, you dumbass toxic tumor.]
Wen Ran: “……”
[Okay, so you don’t like hearing nice things, you just like hearing people curse at you, right?]
[Brain definitely has some issues.]
[Coincidentally, Lord (I) likes the dumb ones.]
The people in the bullet comments chatted happily among themselves, and Wen Ran’s game match began.
In this round, he was in the fourth slot. Most people who could rush up the ranks in the new season were either professional players or streamers.
After the first slot banned a hero, they instantly locked in Little Flower Fairy.
The second slot sent a message “I’ll play Mid” and selected a Mid laner.
After the third slot picked a Jungler, the fifth slot also pre-selected the Clash Lane.
Leaving the ADC position for Wen Ran.
As a professional player, Wen Ran could play all five positions. His ADC play was also quite good, so he chose Mirror Moon, a hero relatively capable of withstanding pressure.
The Little Flower Fairy originally carried the Interference spell, but before the game started, they switched it to Execute.
The bullet comments filled the screen with question marks.
[What does this Execute Little Flower Fairy want to do?]
[This is a ranked match, not an entertainment match. This isn’t very good, is it?]
Wen Ran didn’t pay too much attention. Although 99% of Little Flower Fairies with Execute might be throwing the game, there was perhaps that 1% chance. Besides, as long as they played well, their lineup had a good chance of winning.
On the loading screen, he saw that the Mid laner and the Support Little Flower Fairy were a couple. Their couple names were also particularly interesting; one was called “Did You Nap?” and the other was called “I Am Five and a Half”.
However, after the game started, Wen Ran realized something was wrong.
The Little Flower Fairy stood in the fountain and did a dance emote toward the Mid laner.
[I Am Five and a Half: Hubby, am I cute?]
[Did You Nap: Cute.]
[I Am Five and a Half: Hehe~]
The fans in the bullet comments were also swiping messages rapidly.
[I have a premonition. Dawn is going to be in prison alone in the bottom lane.]
[The lane of sterilization (despair). Heart aches for him.]
Once the game began, the Little Flower Fairy bought a small attack item directly, without buying the Support Gem. She followed the Mid laner to clear a wave in the middle lane.
Wen Ran withstood the pressure alone in the bottom lane. Relying on his hero’s advantages, he could barely survive down there.
He originally thought the Little Flower Fairy and the Mid laner would come over directly after clearing the wave. However, he didn’t expect the Mid laner to go to the Clash Lane to help. Only the Little Flower Fairy came down alone. And because she didn’t buy a Support Gem, she directly cleared Wen Ran’s wave of minions, preventing Wen Ran from leveling up and causing a gap in economy between him and the opposing ADC.
Wen Ran endured it without exploding and went to fight the River Spirit, intending to make up for some of the economy.
But unexpectedly, just when it was one hit away, the Little Flower Fairy actually used Execute to steal his River Spirit.
Wen Ran: ?
[Wen Ran: Do you know you didn’t buy a Support Gem?]
[I Am Five and a Half: I know. What about it? Supports need to farm too.]
[I Am Five and a Half: Your name isn’t written on this minion wave. Can’t I eat it?]
[Wen Ran: Then go farm somewhere else. The bottom lane doesn’t need you.]
He wasn’t in the mood to quarrel with this support right now. The gold gap had already widened. If he didn’t catch up quickly in the early game, it would be even harder to deal with in the late game.
As a result, not only did the Little Flower Fairy not leave, but she intensified her behavior, sticking to Wen Ran’s side and even leisurely eating his Health Pack.
The people in the bullet comments couldn’t stand it anymore.
[Is this support brain-dead?]
[I’m seriously going to yue (vomit). First time seeing someone so shameless, leeching the ADC’s gold and not letting the ADC farm.]
[Do you guys not know who they are…]
[Streamers from Moon TV, Mo An and Little Milk Candy.]
[Damn, I was saying, why is it them? Disgusting as hell. Son, you’re really unlucky today!]
Mo An and Little Milk Candy were a couple streaming on Moon TV who became popular by capitalizing on CP (couple) fans. They also had accounts on short video platforms, posting videos mainly about their couple’s affection.
Added to the marketing persona of a “wife-doting husband,” they had quite a few fans and could be considered minor celebrities.
A major feature of their livestreams was all sorts of “reversals” and showing off their love in front of random players. In the early game, they would ruin their teammates’ mentality or feed seven or eight kills themselves. Then they would “get serious” and carry the game, leaving their teammates with insults stuck in their throats, unable to speak them out. This was how they achieved their streaming content.
The more the teammates cursed and broke down, the more exciting the reversal later would be.
It was a very disgusting way to grab attention.
These random netizens had nowhere to appeal. Instead, they would be edited with BGM and made into various “funny videos,” with absolutely no recourse.
Through the explanations in the bullet comments, Wen Ran roughly understood what kind of trash these two were. He didn’t continue staying in the bottom lane; he abandoned the tower directly and rotated to the middle lane.
[I Am Five and a Half: ADC, why aren’t you defending the tower? Do you know how to play the game?]
[Did You Nap: Friend, this is no fun. You ate all my waves; how am I supposed to farm?]
The Top laner couldn’t stand it anymore and typed directly:
[Top laner: Mid, you have the nerve to speak? You’re basically hanging on the side. You have the highest gold in the team, yet you fed three kills. Having you come to support puts me at an even greater disadvantage. It’s better if you don’t come!]
[Wen Ran: What do you mean ‘your wave’? Your name isn’t written on this minion wave. Can’t I eat it?]
[Did You Nap: ……]
Bullet comments:
[Hahahaha, Dawn, as expected of you. Giving them a taste of their own medicine. You’ve figured it out.]
[Exactly. Dealing with this kind of disgusting couple, you can’t flame them back. The harder you flame, the happier they get.]
[I Am Five and a Half: Don’t know what kind of people are playing this new season. Wanting Mid and Support to carry the rhythm but not giving Mid and Support any gold.]
[Did You Nap: Brother, thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Just letting them have a few kills for now. Otherwise, if we beat them until their teeth are all over the floor later, how boring would that be?]
This was also a pretentious method commonly used by Mo An. Because people who talked like this in online games were usually very trash, the effect of the final reversal would be very high.
The Top laner indeed couldn’t help getting angry.
[Top laner: Drop it. Can you stop pretending? You’re so trash, yet you have the nerve to say you’re letting them have kills? If you can carry, I’ll wash my hair doing a handstand!]
[I Am Five and a Half: Then you’re definitely washing it! Don’t think about going back on your word.]
[Top laner: Disgusting things. You play Support without buying a gem. Can you stop barking?]
[I Am Five and a Half: Hubby, he’s scolding me!]
As she said this, she actually sold all her equipment and bought four gems.
[Did You Nap: My only inverse scale (berserk button) is my wifey. You’ve provoked her now. I’m not an unreasonable person; I hope you can apologize first.]
[Top laner: What the hell? Weren’t you two being disgusting first? You still have the nerve to brag? One dares to brag, the other dares to believe. Noobs really have so many issues!]
[Did You Nap: Why are you still cursing? You’re so trash I was too embarrassed to say anything about you.]
While the three of them were arguing, Wen Ran seized the time to farm. Although he cursed people, he treated the game seriously. At the very least, he would do his best in every match.
He was like this when playing online games normally, and even more so after becoming a professional player.
Seeing Wen Ran quiet as a chicken, the fans in the bullet comments weren’t having it:
[This isn’t like you, Little Sprayer. You’re not even going to say a few words to these **?]
[I can believe others, but you? I really don’t believe you can’t out-flame these two retards.]
“Wouldn’t scolding them just make them happier?” Wen Ran saw the bullet comments and responded, “Why should I do what they want?”
“Besides, last time Orange was disgusted by them too. He was so angry he didn’t even eat dinner.”
Orange’s face at that time was as ugly as if he had eaten a fly, fuming with rage: “These two people are thoroughly disgusting. Why do they even have fans!”
“I’d rather be sprayed by you for ten games than meet these two again!”
Thinking about it, Wen Ran found it both funny and distressing. “As a father, one always has to worry more about one’s son.”
The people in the bullet comments hadn’t realized what he was planning to do when they saw Wen Ran typing in the chat:
[I think the Mid laner is right. Top lane brother, be a bit more sensible. The big boss is about to carry us.]
[Top laner: ???]
[Did You Nap: It’s the ADC who has a discerning eye.]
[Wen Ran: Even being able to carry us, the big boss must have great mechanics, right?]
[I Am Five and a Half: Of course. My hubby was going easy on them earlier!]
[Wen Ran: Then it wouldn’t be excessive for the Mid laner to solo kill the enemy Jungler once, right? I believe it, but the Top lane brother doesn’t.]
Mo An hesitated. His economy panel showed he was already two thousand gold behind the opponent. He really might not be able to win. However, the fans in his livestream room were all clamoring for him to show some skills. After all, they were a group attracted by his posturing. Plus, his CP had already boasted big time. Mo An could only bite the bullet and continue the act.
[Did You Nap: Don’t just talk about once, ten times is no problem!]
The opposing Jungler had come to gank Wen Ran twice, and the people in the bullet comments had already told him earlier that this Jungler was Fourteen.
Fourteen, the Jungler of a strong S-Group team. Beating a third-rate streamer was absolutely no problem.
Mo An spotted an opportunity and used Flash plus his Ultimate to attack Fourteen. Fourteen reacted faster, using a clone to break the crowd control, and took him away with a silky smooth combo.
Wen Ran stood next to his corpse and sent an emote.
[Wen Ran: Wow, Mid laner is so amazing. Missing skills at such close range. I get it, you wanted to destroy the surrounding air to suffocate the enemy Jungler to death, right? What a formidable tactic!]
[I Am Five and a Half: What the ** are you being sarcastic about?]
[I Am Five and a Half: Don’t you know you can’t win when you’re two thousand gold behind?]
[Wen Ran: So two thousand gold actually affects the big boss? I thought you could win on mechanics alone. But it doesn’t matter. Although the Mid laner lacks refined mechanics, he has extraordinary courage. Try a little harder, maybe you can scare the enemy to death.]
[I Am Five and a Half: ***, I really ***!]
Provoked by Wen Ran like this, Mo An’s gameplay became even more chaotic. Moreover, the audience in his livestream room started to jeer. To salvage his face, Mo An only targeted Fourteen, but he couldn’t beat him a single time. His record at the end was 0-12-4.
Before the crystal exploded, the Top laner even sent a “Well done.”
[Top laner: Noob, practice your skills before coming out to posture, okay? Hurry up and quit the internet, stop making a fool of yourself.]
Although Wen Ran lost the match, his score wasn’t low, and he was the Gold Medal AD. He had done his best.
The fans in Wen Ran’s livestream room were laughing like crazy.
[You really have a way, Little Green Tea?]
[There really is a touch of sarcasm in you.]
[Report! Just came back from Mo An’s stream. Seeing everyone scolding him, I’m relieved.]
[A full screen of unfollows. Looking at it feels so good!]
Meanwhile, looking at that ADC’s IDβPro.WK.DawnβMo An couldn’t recover for a while.
Didn’t they say that Dawn loved to spray people? Why… could it be that he is a Sprayer on the surface, but actually a Green Tea in secret?
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