After Kissing the Esports God, He Keeps Flirting With Me Chapter 98

【98】 “You Have Been Kicked Out of the Room”

Xu Jiajia felt very aggrieved. He had always treated Wen Ran as a friend. As soon as he came online, he couldn’t wait to find him and chat. Why was this person cursing him now instead of giving him a skin?

Xu Jiajia typed a bunch of question marks.

Xu Jiajia: Let me tell you, Wen Ran, don’t think I don’t have a temper. Even a rabbit will bite when anxious!

Xu Jiajia: Are you giving it to me or not? Giving or not?

Xu Jiajia: If you don’t give it, I’ll keep messaging you!

Wen Ran: …… You’re so noisy.

He didn’t really have the mood to do anything else right now, so he simply asked:

Wen Ran: Want to play a game?

Xu Jiajia: Now you know to invite me. Let me tell you, it’s too late. Unless you beg me, I won’t play with you!

Wen Ran: Then I’m starting.

Xu Jiajia: Don’t!

Xu Jiajia immediately opened a room and pulled Wen Ran in, complaining a bit, “You person. Who provoked you again that you’re venting your anger on me?”

“It’s fortunate that your brother has a good personality and won’t lower myself to your level.”

Wen Ran ignored Xu Jiajia and urged him to start the game quickly.

In this round, Wen Ran chose the Mid laner Ice Rabbit, using his own FMVP skin, while Xu Jiajia chose the ADC he was good at.

Both of them were using their main accounts, playing an entertainment mode.

Entertainment modes didn’t have such high requirements anyway; just casual play. This was Wen Ran’s first time experiencing his own skin. He had to say the feel was very comfortable, and it was so beautiful.

In contrast, the opposing Mid laner was very trash.

In entertainment mode, both sides could have the same hero. The opposing mage was also an Ice Rabbit, but their skills were not on the same level as Wen Ran’s at all.

In no time, they were killed by Wen Ran three times.

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The opposing Support was a blabbermouth and suddenly sent a sentence: The gap between enemy and ally Ice Rabbits.

Brave Niu Niu: ?

Support: Niu Niu, didn’t mean to scold you. You might as well let the opponent teach you. How many times have you let them kill you?

Wen Ran: ……

Xu Jiajia: Niu Niu, our family’s Ice Rabbit is very powerful. National server!

Chatting in entertainment matches was normal. The opposing Ice Rabbit was one who refused to admit defeat. They hid in the grass ahead of time, planning to ambush Wen Ran. As a result, instead of Wen Ran walking in, what came over was a set of skills thrown at them.

Brave Niu Niu: How did you know I was here?

Wen Ran: If I didn’t even have this much awareness, why would I play games?

Wen Ran: Still thought you were smart. Your vision was exposed.

Brave Niu Niu: ……

Brave Niu Niu: You wait, I can definitely kill you!

[At this moment, Niu Niu is still grinning, unaware of who is opposite him.]

[Silly Niu Niu, he is the owner of the Ice Rabbit FMVP. How could you beat him?]

It was originally just an entertainment match, and Wen Ran didn’t take this Niu Niu seriously at all. But unfortunately, he was in a bad mood today, and this Niu Niu had crashed into him himself.

Wen Ran completely crushed him in the lane.

Wen Ran: You’ve died ten times. Still coming?

Brave Niu Niu: Before the game ends, I will definitely kill you once!

Wen Ran: Still killing your Daddy? Has your screen ever lit up?

Wen Ran had a large number of fans, and the livestream room was watching with particular joy.

[Hahahahaha, poor Niu Niu. Tell me, why did you provoke him?]

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[I testify, it hasn’t lit up. As soon as he comes out, he gets sent back to the fountain.]

[Too pitiful. But this Niu Niu is so trash, trashier than me.]

Niu Niu stubbornly wanted to kill Wen Ran once. As a result, not only did he fail to kill Wen Ran, but he was also tower-dived and killed by Wen Ran several times. He was about to shut down mentally.

Wen Ran: If we keep playing, your credibility score will be deducted to nothing.

By the time the game ended, Niu Niu’s record had become 1-17-7.

The score was pitifully low.

Wen Ran even gave him a “Like”.

[Killing the person and executing the heart.]

[Poor Niu Niu, depressed now.]

[Hahahaha, detestable Little Sprayer.]

[Niu Niu is truly brave, daring to taunt even Dawn. Worthy of his ID.]

[What’s with this stupid streamer bullying randoms?]

[Taking an entertainment match so seriously, really speechless.]

[Relying on being a pro player to farm presence in entertainment matches. As expected of you, really disgusting!]

[Are you mistaken? You also know it’s an entertainment match. Niu Niu didn’t even say anything.]

[If you get serious, you lose.]

[Dawn was already very restrained. He didn’t even show off much micro-management.]

[Yeah, he killed people using awareness and basic operations. This Niu Niu is just very trash. Only his mouth is hard (stubborn).]

[One game isn’t worth escalating to character attacks, right? Netizens manage so much these days.]

Wen Ran didn’t pay attention to what the bullet comments were saying. He had just charged some money in the game. After all, the skin was out, so he still had to gift it to his friends.

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Orange, Nan Xi, Little Yellow, Four Leaf Clover… After sending it to the players he had a good relationship with, Wen Ran spoke to the bullet comments: “I’ll draw two for you guys too. Don’t say Daddy doesn’t love you.”

[Woohoo, skin raffle!]

[Beautiful Ice Rabbit, I’m coming, I’m coming!]

[You’re only drawing two? Only drawing two?]

“Of course not,” Wen Ran glanced at the camera. “Let’s draw ten first.”

“In a while, send the code: ‘Dawn is my Daddy’ to participate in the raffle.”

[???]

[You’re actually for real?]

[Only you would use this kind of code, right?]

[Taking advantage of the situation, aren’t you?]

[Dawn is my Daddy]

[Traitors! There are insiders ahead!]

The bullet comments spammed even more. Wen Ran picked the most suitable moment to screenshot the computer.

His sly eyes blinked, looking like a little fox. “I took the screenshot, sons. Posting to Weibo immediately.”

Wen Ran’s Weibo account had always been operated by himself when there were no ads. Unlike Wind’s deep-mountain business style, Wen Ran would post a Weibo to chat with fans from time to time.

After posting, he put his phone aside and continued to set the next raffle phrase.

Hearing him say he was raffling skins for fans, Xu Jiajia couldn’t hold back immediately: “Dawn, if you don’t give me one now, I’m going to make a scene!”

“I played a game with you, yet you won’t even gift me one, playing raffles with your Roses instead?”

Wen Ran’s voice came through the headphones: “Then you call me Daddy too, and I’ll send you one.”

Xu Jiajia: “Then if I call you twice, can you send me two?”

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Xu Jiajia: “I have two accounts.”

Wen Ran: “…… 6”

[Hahahaha, Xu Jiajia, if you hesitated even for a second.]

[Xu Jiajia, as expected of you.]

[We’ve won several championships after all. Do you have to be so spineless?]

[Acknowledging a thief as a father, acknowledging a thief as a father!]

[Xu Jiajia’s Dad: Let me see what my precious son is doing?]

[Dad: 6]

Although he said that, Wen Ran still sent the skin to Xu Jiajia.

After receiving the skin, Xu Jiajia didn’t stay a moment longer. He said goodbye to Wen Ran and went offline.

Suddenly, a game invitation was sent to the game interface.

It was sent by Little Yellow.

As soon as Wen Ran entered, he heard Little Yellow’s voice: “Chairman Niu, I pulled Dawn over. His other positions are also very good.”

“And he is the Ice Rabbit FMVP. He can definitely tell you a lot of techniques.”

Little Yellow said, “Brother Ran, just now Chairman Niu was bullied by an Ice Rabbit in a game. You teach him. Anyway, your Ice Rabbit is so amazing.”

After Little Yellow finished speaking, only then did Wen Ran see that there was a person in the room whose ID was unusually familiar.

Brave Niu Niu.

Wen Ran: “……”

The trashy Ice Rabbit just now was actually Chairman Niu?

Wen Ran braced himself: “Hello, Chairman Niu.”

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Chairman Niu was silent for half a minute. Then, a somewhat anxious voice came over: “Kick him, kick him!”

“I’m not playing with him!”

Chairman Niu was the room owner. Before Wen Ran could even defend himself with a sentence, it showed that he had been kicked out of the room.

Little Yellow looked confused: ???

[Hahahahahaha, every debt has its debtor.]

[Little Sprayer, what is going on with you? How can you be so funny?]

[“Kicked out of the room”]

[I’m seriously going to die laughing. Usually, no matter which pro player Chairman Niu sees, it’s ‘Big Treasure’ this and ‘Little Treasure’ that, wishing he could pull them all into his car. He even waits online to camp Wind. This is the first time I’ve seen him kick someone.]

[Dawn, as expected of you. Someone save me, it’s so funny!]

[I originally thought I was a fan of a Sprayer, only now did I discover he’s a comedian.]

[Chairman Niu is old enough to be Dawn’s dad, yet he was educated with ‘Daddy vibes’ by Dawn in the game. Key point is he couldn’t even beat him.]

[He even sarcastically gave a ‘Like’.]

[Don’t mention it. He almost reported Chairman Niu.]

[Chairman Niu’s name is quite young. Brave Niu Niu, hahahaha.]

[Little Sprayer, shouldn’t you go carry a thorn branch and ask for punishment? I’m afraid you won’t be able to go to the World Championship.]

[Next day: Dawn expelled from the Alliance for stepping into the club with his left foot first.]

Wen Ran was curling his toes into the ground now. Why did this kind of unlucky thing happen to him every time?

His first impression in Chairman Niu’s heart had already lowered the baseline of the entire Alliance. As a result, now, having humiliated and taunted the Alliance Chairman, the baseline was estimated to be pulled even lower.

The Little Roses in the bullet comments made no secret of their mockery of him. Wen Ran’s face turned red, and he glared angrily at the camera:

“Mind your own business. Worry less about Daddy’s affairs!”

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[Still daring to say Daddy? Aren’t you afraid Chairman Niu will come back and watch this stream?]

[Be bolder. Chairman Niu directly reports the livestream room for inappropriate comments.]

Meanwhile, in the game, Little Yellow was carefully probing: “Chairman Niu, that Drawing Night, Dawn really didn’t mean it. You should know boys, they all care about height.”

“That day’s matter has long passed. I’m not that petty!” Chairman Niu operated his hero and cleared the minion wave. “I went to watch the livestream replay; indeed, he can’t be blamed.”

Little Yellow was puzzled. “Then why?”

“Dawn is actually very well-behaved. Being with him is very comfortable.”

“Give me a break!” Chairman Niu sighed. “Little Yellow, ah, Baby. If he had half of your qualities, he might touch upon the word ‘well-behaved’.”

Thinking of this Wen Ran, Chairman Niu gritted his teeth in anger. “That Ice Rabbit I told you about just now… was him.”

Translator’s Note:

“Green Tea” (Green Tea Bitch): Slang for a woman (or person) who portrays themselves as pure and innocent but is actually manipulative and calculating.

“Wishing Pond Turtle”: A meme/slang referring to someone who just sits there waiting for things/money/gifts to be thrown at them without doing anything, or someone people constantly ask favors from.

“6”: Slang for “awesome/smooth/impressive” (liù sounds like ‘flow/smooth’). Often used sarcastically.

“Left foot first”: A joke about arbitrary reasons for firing someone. “I don’t like you, so you’re fired for stepping in with your left foot.”

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