All the Furries in the Academy Want to Pet Me

Author 暮雨聽眠

Status Completed

Synopsis:

Overworked employee Yan He transmigrates into a novel about a prestigious academy, becoming a cannon-fodder lackey for one of the F4 members.

Before entering the academy, Yan He was warned not to let the young masters discover he was just an ordinary human. His only job was to be their loyal crony. Caught between anger and humiliation, Yan He chose to swallow his pride.

So what if he has to be a bootlicker? A top-tier 996 corporate slave is best at this!

At Bestia Noble Academy, every student can revert to their ancestral beast form. Survival here is a challenge, with animalistic desires and crises lurking at every corner.

The sons of illustrious and powerful families, and the specially-enrolled students who transform into ferocious beasts, are all high and mighty, constantly at odds with each other. Yan He, however, becomes the sole anomaly.

Young Master A is a fierce and irritable golden eagle. To maintain his sanity after transforming, he has Yan He help him pluck his feathers. Finding the task painful and tiring, Yan He secretly pulls out a $9.99 grooming brush. A shivers, instantly regaining his senses and letting out an excited chirp. The next day, Yan He receives a key card to a private villa from A, filled with diamond-encrusted pet brushes. A arrogantly declares, “Cheap brushes are unworthy of touching my noble feathers. These are all for you. By the way, when are you brushing me again?”

Exchange Student B is a snow leopard with anorexia. He secretly watches Yan He make delicious cat food for stray cats, his throat rolling uncontrollably as he suppresses his desires. A day later, B has all sorts of top-tier, expensive ingredients air-freighted from abroad and presented to Yan He. Calmly and indifferently, he says, “I’m giving you a chance to prove yourself. Make cat food for me, and while you’re at it, eat with me.”

Specially-enrolled Student C is a self-loathing and savage arctic wolf. He silently observes Yan He diligently stroking the fur of the rich young masters while ignoring him completely. A few days later, C takes out the president of the special enrollment association, becoming the new Wolf King and a leader who can contend with the noble scions. Yan He takes a seat in the front VIP row at the Wolf King’s inauguration ceremony. C looks down on him from his high position. The next second, C lies down in front of Yan He, holding the eighty-million-dollar thumb ring that symbolizes his status, and exposes his smooth, soft belly for pets. “You and I are the same kind,” he says. “Are you willing to rub my tummy now?”

The conflicts within the academy don’t cease with Yan He’s arrival; instead, they escalate. Watching the furries around him rolling on the ground and wagging their tails, all begging for pets, Yan He falls into deep thought: ??? Who’s the real pet here?

Yan He becomes the unattainable white moonlight for everyone at Bestia Noble Academy, until one day, he’s seen being pressed into the grass by the leader of the F4, a Siberian tiger, his face flushed— “An animal’s instincts, besides survival, also include…” the young man lightly bites Yan He’s trembling Adam’s apple, “…procreation.”

In this academy, their god rightfully stands at the top of the food chain.

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