Can I Uninstall This Dating System!?

Author 花近溪

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In my past life, I compromised for the sake of the Imperial Court, reviewing memorials until I coughed up blood, yet I was still abandoned by everyone in the end.

Now that I am reborn, whoever wants to be a pushover is welcome to the job. I intend to equally isolate every single one of those ungrateful wretches!

However, I have been bound to a “Dating System” that constantly pops up with bizarre missions.

[Please act coquettishly towards Prime Minister Su.]

“What the hell is this!?”

[Please touch abdominal muscles (0/1) to unlock ‘One-Click Recall’.]

[Fabric barrier detected. Please try again.]

“I— *&#@+!!!”

[Please hand-feed General Xie.]

[Please spend half an hour alone with Prince Yong.]

[Please go to bed with…]

“……”

Years later.

“Prime Minister Su has rectified the administration with remarkable results. The court is honest and upright; he requests to share a midday meal with Your Majesty.”

“The Imperial Tutor has no vices and remains unmarried. Negotiations have secured two more cities.”

“Prince Yong has arrived to present secret intelligence on the enemy state!”

“General Xie uses the mountains and rivers as a betrothal gift—he has conquered the Xiongnu!!!”

The dynasty is experiencing a resurgence, and ten thousand nations come to pay tribute.

Me: “???”

I was just slacking off; how did I end up restoring the empire’s glory?!

Gong Perspective:

Xie Qianli was born into nobility. His illustrious military achievements awed the four corners of the realm, yet his “merit outshining the master” made him a glaring threat.

He knew better than anyone that the Emperor’s heart was as deep as the ocean and could never tolerate a rebellious subject.

On the night he expected the bestowed poison wine, the moon hung low. He resigned himself to fate and closed his eyes, only to feel a finger lightly poke his chest, followed by a hand hooking around his wrist.

Ying Xi, his eyes tinged with a flush, asked: “My dear subject, care to join me in bed?”

Little Theater:

To complete the system’s mission, Ying Xi drank wine to bolster his Imperial courage.

Slightly tipsy, with the dragon curtains half-drawn, Ying Xi fumbled repeatedly in the dark but simply could not undo that man’s complicated belt.

He gave up!

Ying Xi flopped down to sleep.

Unexpectedly, his earlobe was gently bitten. A low, husky voice slowly pressed into his ear canal.

“How about… this subject teaches you?”

Reading Guide:

Universally Adored Emperor Receiver (Shou) vs. Black-Bellied Loyal Dog Attacker (Gong). 1v1, both clean (no past partners). In their hearts, there is only each other. Happy Ending (HE).
The early stages involve multiple potential interests, but the later stage is strictly 1v1. The Receiver’s interactions with various characters are all relevant to the plot.
The main text is written in the third person.

Content Tags: Court and Nobility, Destined Love, Rebirth, System, Lighthearted.

Characters: Ying Xi, Xie Qianli, Zhu Zhao, Su Xueyi, Ying Dang, Li Yilong, Harang Langxun.

One-sentence Summary: A broken system tricks me into dating every day!

Theme: Reborn from the ashes, protecting the country and changing fate!

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