Foolish Beauty Is Bound to the Sage Emperor Nurturing System chapter 24

Chapter 024: Wei Xiaowan Gets Disciplined

When did he realize I was under the table?

Wei Wanlan’s heart was in utter chaos.

He was just a runaway puppet, already causing the Regent sleepless nights and skipped meals. If Su Jingzhi decided to vent all his discomfort on him, he was in serious danger.

Wei Wanlan quickly pursed his lips.

The scab on his lips was tugged, causing a sharp pain. His eyes welled up with tears as he looked timidly at the Regent. After building up his courage for a long time, he decided it was better to admit defeat early:

“I… I shouldn’t have run off like that. I should have reported to the Regent first. It’s my fault for making the Regent go through so much trouble to find me. I was in the wrong. Please, forgive me, I won’t do it again…”

Wei Wanlan thought he could take the initiative.

As long as he admitted his mistake quickly enough, Su Jingzhi wouldn’t have a valid reason to kill him right away.

But he hadn’t expected that this little trick would backfire, costing him the upper hand.

How proud was Su Jingzhi? For a fleeting moment, he had felt a twinge of guilt, thinking that the little emperor had run away because he had hurt his pride by biting his lips in the Tianlu Pavilion.

Yet now, with Wei Wanlan admitting his mistake, it was clear that his sneaking out had nothing to do with the incident in Tianlu Pavilion.

Very well.

Then he could hardly be blamed for needing to “discipline” him. Otherwise, with the emperor sneaking out of the palace every few days, chaos would reign in the court.

Su Jingzhi tapped the table beneath them, the surface making a soft sound. “How could His Majesty be in the wrong? It’s just that you don’t regard this Prince at all.”

The petals of the “Qingjia Fengzhi” flowers followed Su Jingzhi’s movement, their pale yellow petals falling onto Wei Wanlan.

A petal landed in Wei Wanlan’s palm, tickling him. He thought to himself, how could I dare not take you, the great villain, seriously?

Even if he didn’t fully understand the sarcasm in Su Jingzhi’s words, he knew well the consequences of showing contempt for him.

Back then, a swordsman had underestimated the Regent and ended up being shot full of arrows like a porcupine. And when Cui Minghai embezzled military provisions, Su Jingzhi slaughtered him at the first grand banquet after returning to Chang’an.

…This man held grudges and was relentless in seeking revenge.

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Wei Wanlan was so terrified he felt like he might melt into a puddle.

Crying, he tried to explain: “Well, I had my reasons. I didn’t just decide to leave the palace for no reason. I left for the good of the Prince. You are magnanimous; don’t blame me.”

“Let’s hear what benefits you made up for me.”

“Fine, I’ll make— no, I didn’t make anything up!”

Why is he so wicked?! Every sentence is a trap for me!

Wei Wanlan, not exactly known for his cleverness, was at a loss. Su Jingzhi’s lines of questioning left him flustered and unable to think of any strategy. He desperately sought help from 404:

*[Hold back the truth. If he manages to get the real reason out of you—that you left the palace to plot his assassination—you’ll die on the spot.]*

Why are you suddenly using classical Chinese expressions?

Are you just here to watch me suffer?

Wei Wanlan’s eyes brimmed with tears, his vision blurring. His chest felt suffocated, and it seemed like his waist was about to snap.

But the Regent showed no signs of letting him go. Wei Wanlan could only look up with an expression of utmost sincerity:

“I admire the Prince. I wanted to help ease your burdens. I knew the Eastern City Gang was causing trouble, so I left the palace to deal with them. But you’ve been watching me so closely, I was afraid you wouldn’t approve.”

At this point, he didn’t care how humiliating it was for an emperor to say he wanted to help a powerful minister with his burdens.

Wei Wanlan carefully observed Su Jingzhi’s reaction. The parts of their bodies in contact felt warm, and the calluses on Su Jingzhi’s palm rubbed against his wrist with a distinct scratchiness.

His breath fell near Wei Wanlan’s ear.

It brushed past his hair, tickling the fine hairs on his temples, making him itch unbearably.

“Have I been too strict with His Majesty?” Su Jingzhi asked.

Wei Wanlan immediately corrected himself: “No, you’ve been protecting me too well!”

“Hah.”

Su Jingzhi chuckled softly. In the brief moment of tension, Wei Wanlan’s ears flushed red, like a freshly boiled shrimp just pulled from the water. Su Jingzhi’s gaze fell on the little emperor’s wrists, pinned against the desk. The skin around his wrist was already reddened, as his skin was always as delicate as tofu.

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A dangerous, indescribable tension filled the air.

Wei Wanlan’s scalp tingled. He felt as though his lips were about to be bitten again—an action that seemed all too convenient. Desperately, he amped up his false flattery to its maximum:

“—I admire the Regent, and I feel sorry for the Regent’s hard work, managing the state so tirelessly. I just wanted to help, but I went about it the wrong way.”

“…”

For a brief moment, the body pressed against him stiffened.

Wei Wanlan opened his eyes and glanced up slowly, only to see that Su Jingzhi’s reaction was rather strange. He wasn’t moving. He was just staring at Wei Wanlan, as if triggered by some hidden meaning in his words.

Wei Wanlan decided to test things out, throwing out lines one by one: “I really admire you, Regent. You’re so competent, governing Da Wei so efficiently, and you’re so handsome, too.”

No big reaction. Next.

“I saw your servants bring dinner earlier. I remember you once said you’ve lost your sense of taste, but you should still eat a little and rest well afterward.”

Still no change. Next.

“Regent, you’ve executed so many corrupt officials. Won’t they band together and try to retaliate against you? Don’t worry, I’ll stand by your side…”

Su Jingzhi’s reaction grew even more off.

His lips were pressed tightly together, but there was a strange gleam in his eyes.

Wei Wanlan couldn’t decipher the changes in this man, who was so adept at hiding his true feelings. Whenever he was around Su Jingzhi, he always felt like crying. Tears rolled down his cheeks uncontrollably, trailing from his reddened eyes to his temples.

In desperation, he burst out the last keyword he could think of, sobbing: “Regent… wuuu, I feel so bad for you… I feel so sorry for you… I haven’t done anything helpful, and I’ve only caused you trouble for two whole days… wuuuu…”

*I feel sorry for you.*

*Sorry.*

Su Jingzhi was burned by that word.

His body trembled, and his fingers involuntarily tightened. *Sorry* and *sympathy* were words used for the weak. Since his birth, no one had ever treated him as a weak person.

Everyone looked up to his power.

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But no one had ever spoken so softly, saying, “I feel sorry for you.”

Su Jingzhi released his grip from Wei Wanlan’s wrist.

His expression turned colder, his face darkening even more. “Is His Majesty using the wrong words? You, a clay Buddha crossing the river, dare to sympathize with this Prince?”

As the blood slowly returned to Wei Wanlan’s wrist, he still thought Su Jingzhi’s attitude was terrible, but at least he had survived a round. Relief flooded his heart, filling him with the joy of being alive.

He started to stand up.

“Ow, it hurts!”

A sharp pain shot from his chest, and Wei Wanlan’s face suddenly twisted in agony. He bit his lip, feeling as if something sharp, like a blade, was about to cut him open. His delicate, beautiful features were scrunched up in pain. “Ah… it hurts, it hurts so much.”

“What’s wrong?”

Su Jingzhi’s eyes narrowed as he looked down to assess the situation.

He saw that Wei Wanlan’s hand was covering his chest, the fabric of his robe bulging in that area. His hand gripped the edge of his robe as if trying to tear it open.

Su Jingzhi grabbed his wrist, his eyes turning red as he saw the beautiful figure beneath the scattered plum blossoms attempting to tear off his own clothes:

“Wei Wanlan, what are you doing?”

Wei Wanlan’s face contorted in pain, cold sweat beading on his forehead.

A few drops of blood stained his robes.

Whatever was happening, Su Jingzhi had no time to think. The sound of ripping fabric filled the study—

Wei Wanlan’s sobs grew louder. He was fragile, and seeing blood only heightened his fear. His terror of Su Jingzhi was now replaced by the fear of a fatal accident. His voice trembled as he wailed:

“Regent, my fake chest had two porcelain cups inside. They shattered! Will the shards pierce my heart? I don’t want to die young! This is worse than *lingchi*! One cut and I’m gone! Wuuu… save me, please!”

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