Part 2
When he used to sleep squeezed next to Yao Lixin, he had to wear gloves no matter the season, which made Yao Lixin think he was a total weirdo.
It was all to stop himself from touching people randomly.
The habit was something Tang Yue had picked up as a child, always falling asleep while touching his mother’s earlobe, as if it gave him a sense of security.
Later, after transmigrating into the book, it evolved into a fondness for pinching the ears of cats and dogs—cool and incredibly comforting.
Now, Tang Yue was getting annoyed, not realizing he had pinched the man’s ear until it was bright red.
Jiang Shulu didn’t make a sound, but in the close-up, anyone could see it was getting a bit much.
I’m blushing.
I want to call the police! What is this behavior!
Jiang Shulu… don’t be so in love.
Why do I feel like the Captain is having a really hard time holding back?
At this point, you might as well just pull him onto your lap.
The next second, Jiang Shulu really couldn’t take it anymore and pulled him over.
Tang Yue let out a small “ah” as he found himself sitting on Jiang Shulu’s lap. He looked at Jiang Shulu in surprise.
The man casually picked up an earring—not caring if it was the one Liu Xichao gave him or the one from Yao Lixin—and said in a husky voice, “Then you try this one.”
Try what!
His voice got so low and… sexy. I can’t, I never even heard this tone back when I was a fan of the group.
Seaside fishing village, dining table, you know…
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You two, control yourselves! My face is just yellow, I won’t be rude in the comments: The Captain is the top, no arguments allowed.
“This is your…” Tang Yue started.
Before he could finish, his own earlobe was being fiddled with. The moment the calloused pad of Jiang Shulu’s finger touched that soft flesh, Tang Yue nearly shot up.
But he was held tightly.
The dining table hid half of their bodies. At this moment, no one could see Tang Yue’s hand being forced into a ten-fingered clasp with Jiang Shulu’s.
Like a wild rabbit pinned down by a predator, with no way back to its burrow.
It could only follow where the other led.
“Don’t move,” Jiang Shulu said.
The assertive air Tang Yue had managed to muster just moments ago vanished completely. Suppressed and flustered, he instinctively closed his eyes.
Under the ultra-high-definition camera, the trembling of his eyelashes was perfectly clear.
It was as if the earring wasn’t entering his ear piercing, but the sea of his heart.
Forcefully breaking through five years of stagnant obstruction, finally settling in, unimpeded.
The post-production team didn’t add any music. Besides the guests’ microphones, all that remained was the cold autumn wind.
Downstairs, Liu Xichao’s voice as he chatted with the hard-of-hearing old woman easily reminded people of how he used to tease Tang Yue about his hearing.
In the bedroom, Yao Lixin was still on the phone with his wife, his words so sweet they could have been written entirely in tildes.
But it was all a blur, becoming the background noise for the two people in the main shot.
Tang Yue found it hard to ignore the sensations from other parts of his body.
The feeling of the silver post being slowly worked into his ear piercing was incredibly strange, not to mention the feeling of sitting in Jiang Shulu’s lap—
Ambiguous.
“Does it hurt?” Jiang Shulu asked.
Just ban me, I can’t control my thoughts.
Everyone calm down, this is actually quite pure and sweet, the composition is so beautiful.
The candle on the table was lit by Liu Xichao. Was he doing it on purpose?
The kid inside doesn’t care if his dad lives or dies, he even took Yao Lixin’s tablet to search for ‘The Ghost Bride’.
Downstairs feels like a nursing home, upstairs is a kindergarten and… the wedding chamber.
What wedding chamber… are you guys crazy or am I? Oh, it’s just piercing an ear.
“It doesn’t hurt,” Tang Yue said.
He scrambled off Jiang Shulu’s lap, not realizing he was stuttering.
“Cap-Captain, you-you’re amazing.”
Don’t say it, you can’t explain this away.
An expert at piercing holes, is he? Why do I remember that Jiang Shulu was the one who pierced Tang Yue’s ears in the first place?
Jiang Shulu remembered that too. He nonchalantly adjusted his jacket and said, “Well, I was the one who pierced your ears. It’s only natural that I’m the one to reopen them now.”
Tang Yue’s ears felt like they’d been boiled. He tried his best not to look at Jiang Shulu’s… area, but it was so obvious that it just turned into him not looking at Jiang Shulu at all.
He didn’t know that in Jiang Shulu’s eyes, in the audience’s eyes, his face was flushed like a peach blossom, so vibrant it was dazzling.
Especially the earring that swayed as he spoke; it surprisingly suited Tang Yue’s temperament.
The one Liu Xichao had picked for Jiang Shulu was made of fine sand, dotted in a string, with crushed diamonds embedded in it, like the vast starry sky.
The stars descended, and Jiang Shulu wished even more that Tang Yue would land in the palm of his hand.
He took out the other earring. “Let me put this one on for you. Come here.”
Tang Yue felt like he was going to explode, but the camera was watching him like a hawk. He was afraid he’d lose control and kiss Jiang Shulu.
Kiss his bobbing Adam’s apple, his high-bridged nose, his upturned lips.
I really want to… eat the Captain.
Go do it on the bed, and while you’re at it, put on some other things.
Why does this suit Tang Yue so well!! WHY! Was Liu Xichao doing this on purpose?
Not again, I’m about to die.
At this moment, Liu Xichao looked up from downstairs.
“N-no, no need, I can do it myself, I just need to push a little harder.”
He felt a little annoyed again. “Then what will the Captain wear?”
“What’s mine is yours, it doesn’t matter,” Jiang Shulu said.
Stop flirting.
The only ones being flirted with are us. Look at Tang Yue, he seems to be taking it pretty well. Are they already dating?
“I’m going to the bathroom!” Tang Yue exclaimed.
Jiang Shulu chuckled. “Then I’ll go tidy up the room.”
When Liu Xichao came up to clear the dishes, he found them gone.
He looked at Jiang Shulu, who was opening his suitcase, and asked, “Where’s Tang Yue?”
“The bathroom outside,” Jiang Shulu replied.
Liu Xichao: “I’ll do the dishes today. Can you take the kids for a walk by the sea later? Doesn’t Tang Yue like the wave breakers?”
Jiang Shulu hummed in agreement.
Liu Xichao asked again, “How was the gift I gave you?”
His words were loaded. Jiang Shulu didn’t hide it either. “If Tang Yue likes it, I like it.”
Liu Xichao: “Aren’t you two going to consider each other? Marriage might be a stretch, but dating should be fine, right?”
OMG! It really is a dating show!
Help, is this something you can say out loud?
—”Universal Language”—
The interstellar world had a bilingual education system. Besides Chinese, the other language wasn’t English.
To the Tang Yue from another world, it was an unknown language. At least, when he first arrived, he always felt like people were cursing at him.
He suddenly felt it was so unfair!
The fertile Tang Yue he had swapped bodies with didn’t have to learn a new language.
The boy band had translators, after all!
Later, the boss found Tang Yue’s old school records. The other Tang Yue saw his grades.
And fell silent.
You were actually a top student.
But unfortunately, the seventeen-year-old alien who arrived on Earth still had to do his five-threes.
Because the questions on Planet 9787 were completely different from Earth’s.
Tang Yue was a complete illiterate.
At the time, Jiang Shulu, who was acting as a supervisor,
when the tutor said in despair that Tang Yue’s combined score for Chinese, Math, and English might not even reach two hundred,
had a relaxed attitude and said, “At first, I thought his combined score wouldn’t even reach one hundred.”
Jiang Shulu: “Xiao Yue is quite smart.”
Tutor’s confidence: If I didn’t know you, I’d think you were insulting him.
Tang Yue would still occasionally speak the interstellar universal language.
And sing in it too.
Liu Xichao: “What’s with the encrypted language?”
Yao Lixin: “The little idiot probably made it up himself.”
Later, Yao Lixin witnessed Tang Yue and Tang Mian’s encrypted language exchange.
He asked Jiang Shulu: “Do you understand what they’re saying?”
Jiang Shulu: “It’s our private talk, I can’t tell you.”
Yao Lixin: I can’t take it anymore.
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