I Said It Was a Catfish Photo ABO

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Marriage-phobic Researcher Omega x Younger Cool Guy Alpha

1 Yu Shi was the most beautiful Omega in the research institute, graduating with a PhD at a young age and surrounded by suitors. However, his parents were anxious to the point of illness because he had severe gamophobia (fear of marriage), an extremely low pheromone compatibility rate, and a “Loner Saint” constitution.

One day, Yu Shi discovered that his parents were chatting online using his name. Yu Shi: “If you’re really that bored, why not attend a university for the elderly :D” Father Yu: “This is an Alpha the data matched for you. Look how excellent this child is!”

The other party’s profile picture was a photo of abs in a military uniform, without even showing a face. Yu Shi spoke with a heavy tone: “Do you believe that a graduate student currently in military school would like fishing, playing Mahjong, walking birds, and possibly suffer from high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high cholesterol?” “Perhaps, have you heard of the ‘Pig Butchering Scam’?”

2 Xie Ren was born into a military family and served as the Deputy Commander of the Falcon Regiment. Known as the “Blade of National Defense” for his superior combat power, his heart held no room for personal feelings—only the fight for peace. To get him to settle down, his grandfather scouted a blind date partner for him. That scammer was good at selling a persona, but it was fake at a glance; he didn’t even know which way the research institute’s doors opened.

Xie Ren let out a cold laugh and began to battle wits with him.

Xie Ren: [That 520 yuan last time was money the old man got from collecting bottles that you scammed. Didn’t you get shocked by a baton for not receiving the money?] Yu Shi: [Hehe, if you’re blind go get treated. That was 52 (Returning 52 yuan)] Yu Shi: [Don’t try to extort me. Take this money to buy a house, and buy yourself a car while you’re at it. Be good.] Xie Ren: […]

The old man snatched the phone: “That’s not how you date! Grandpa will teach you.” Xie Ren: [Transfers 52013] Yu Shi: [Why not round it up to 14 (homophone for ‘to die’)? Did the higher-ups not approve the budget?] The old man: “Hehe, this child is so interesting.” Xie Ren gritted his teeth: [We’ve chatted for so long, let’s meet.] I must expose his true face!

Unexpectedly, the scammer agreed happily: [Saturday morning, meet at the entrance of the Municipal Public Security Bureau.]

3 Blue Star Military Academy collaborated with the Research Institute. As a technical advisor, Yu Shi lived and ate alongside the graduate students. There was an Alpha named Xie Ren who had long admired his scientific achievements.

Every time they got close to discuss academics, his pheromones would go ku-ku gushing out; watching him perform shooting experiments in a dress shirt made his nosebleed go hua-hua flowing down; after Yu Shi won an award, he secretly sent 999 flowers with a pink card reading, “Advisor Yu’s pheromones are sweeter than roses.”

——Wait, it seems he admires him, not his scientific achievements.

Friends frantically urged him to date: “Xie Ren is so handsome! His pheromones match yours perfectly. Looking at his nose, his skills in bed can’t be bad either.” “He’s enthusiastic and cheerful, gentle and considerate. He’s absolutely the model of a good husband!”

Yu Shi thought to himself, You can tell bed skills from a nose?

Shortly after, he arrived at the Public Security Bureau for the meetup. From a distance, he heard Xie Ren raging: “Falcon Regiment handling a case! Do we have information on this [Little Yu Doesn’t Eat Fish]? I’m going to blow his dog head off.”

Yu Shi’s hands trembled as he scrolled through the chat history. Auditory hallucinations played on a loop in his ears: Enthusiastic and cheerful, gentle and considerate, model good husband… No, a good husband wouldn’t blow someone’s head off. orz.

— Xie Ren (Online Version): Damn liar, still pretending for your daddy? Xie Ren (Reality Version): Advisor Yu, here is today’s little rose ///v/// Yu Shi: Take it far away, thanks. My gamophobia is getting worse.

— Content Tags: Younger Gong, One True Pairing, Sweet Novel, ABO, Beautiful Strong and Miserable, High Mountain Flower. Characters: Yu Xiaoshi, Xie Renren.

One-sentence Introduction: Marriage-Phobic Researcher O x Younger Cool Guy A.

Theme: Surf the internet elegantly, use harmonious language.

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