I Said It Was a Catfish Photo ABO Chapter 15.1

Chapter 15: These Few Days Happen to be the Possible Heat Cycle… part 1

In the end, the ring was curiously snatched up by Zhao Yi, then taken by Ye Bingyang who poked his head out to examine it, before Xie Ren knocked him on the head and took it away.

Passing through many hands, surely there was no other meaning left.

Xie Ren clenched the ring, his expression slightly unnatural.

The subsequent robot dogs came in all shapes and sizes: some turned into bracelets, some into necklaces, and others into dolls. Everyone was full of disdain.

Xu Bohan muttered, “This designer is so neurotic.”

Qi Huan whispered, “It was designed by our Dean. When Old Tang was young, he had the title of ‘Romantic Mecha Master.’ Even his friend’s wedding had his robot dog as the flower girl.”

“…”

The last one was 7072. Xu Bohan relaxed. “This one is definitely normal. My master upgraded it himself. From start to finish, it hasn’t passed through anyone else’s hands.”

Oh, except for the exterior design.

A Maltese with pink cat-eye flashes all over its body, wearing a polka-dot bow, a tutu, and princess shoes, walked coyly out of the cabin door.

Shy and timid, it kissed the back of Yu Shi’s hand and spoke in a young boy’s voice: “Hello, dear Mommy. I am your child 7072. Long time no see, I missed you.”

The surroundings were dead silent, then erupted into uproarious laughter.

“Ahhhhh, this is the scariest one of the lot.”

“Dear Mommy, my stomach hurts from laughing, hahahaha.”

“Instructor Yu seems to like this title very much; he’s so happy his face turned green.”

“I declare, 7072 wins first place in the Ultimate Crazy Dog Competition.”

Yu Shi squeezed his eyes shut tightly, controlling the urge to kick it back into the cabin door, and said word by word, “I am a male Omega. 7072, watch your wording.”

“Good evening, Daddy.” 7072 followed good advice naturally, obediently crossing its front paws.

“Hahahahaha, I can’t take it anymore.”

“This dog is so crazy. How can it say such terrifying things with a calm face?”

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“I have a whole new level of respect for Instructor Yu. After all, he upgraded it himself; he must like it very much.”

Yu Shi pressed down on its small head. “Child, you’d better go to sleep.”

“Oh my, 7072 is dizzy.” With a flash of white light, it turned into a pink ear stud.

Too perverted. Who would wear this ear stud on their ear!

The crowd laughed continuously, using 7072 as gossip material after meals, mocking it for a whole week.

Everyone guessed that since Yu Shi cared so much about his face, he would definitely change its appearance overnight.

On the day of the Simulated Battlefield, when he appeared wearing the ear stud, everyone was quite shocked.

Xu Bohan explained helplessly, “The child kept crying. If I didn’t wear it, it would sing ‘Your Mommy Doesn’t Want You Anymore’ in the middle of the night. It wouldn’t let me wear it, nor anyone else. It only wants Master. This tormenting little demon.”

The Alphas laughed until their shoulders shook, unable to resist looking at him.

Yu Shi wore a black combat uniform, his skin translucently white. Wearing the pink diamond flashing with fire, he stood there without saying a word, causing passing Alphas to stare until they crashed into railings.

Xie Ren fastened his parachute harness, observing him quietly.

These past few days, he had deliberately avoided meeting alone. Yu Shi also showed no intention of asking him out, only paying his medical bills.

Perhaps Xu Ze really thought too much.

He had no other meaning.

Yu Shi sensed his gaze and turned to look. As if caught in the act, Xie Ren immediately turned around and climbed the boarding ladder.

The Simulated Battlefield was located on the border of Zone 1. Crossing a few mountains to the east was Zone 2, where a vast, dense tropical rainforest extended for nearly a million square kilometers, sparsely populated.

The eight groups boarded helicopters separately and flew deep into the rainforest.

Chewing on an energy supplement, Zhao Yi said, “Our channel is 27, right? Tsk, this integrated smart watch is so hard to use. Not even as good as a walkie-talkie. Hello, hello, one two three, one two three, can you hear me?”

Xie Ren tapped the rainforest map on the watch face and began deploying.

“Same old rules. I’ll be point. Zhao Yi and the dog are firepower. Zhou Jiahao and Li Mufan are rearguard. After landing, advance in column formation, adjusting positions anytime according to terrain.”

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The other two nodded in agreement, having complete obedience and trust in him.

Zhao Yi muttered, “Boss, can you not put me and the dog together? It always feels weird. I can handle the firepower alone.”

The others laughed. Xie Ren said, “With your gun control, being grouped with a dog is flattering you. Although 9527 is retarded, its firepower is fierce enough.”

Hearing this, the plain ring on his ring finger moved. A blood-red mechanical eye popped up on the ring face, winking at him ingratiatingly.

Everyone: “…”

Zhao Yi continued fiddling with his headset. “Really damn scary. I want to bury the designer. By the way, did you guys see Instructor Yu’s ear stud? That’s called design. That diamond bling-bling, definitely real material at a glance. If it were black… Hmm, no, Little Fish should wear pink. Hehe, so delicate and charming.”

Xie Ren glanced at him. “Whether he’s delicate or not, what does it have to do with you?”

The other two tried hard to suppress their laughter, not daring to join the discussion.

“Of course, it has nothing to do with me,” Zhao Yi grinned. “It’s just that I haven’t seen him wear jewelry usually. That tender pink suits him quite well, making his skin look snowy white. Now that looks like an Omega.”

Static crackled in the headset. He tried to adjust it, asking strangely, “Am I connected? Can you guys hear me?”

A cold voice came from the other end: “I can hear you.”

Zhao Yi’s blood froze instantly, his body stiffening on the spot.

Raising his watch to look, only then did he realize he had entered the wrong channel. The screen displayed “72,” Yu Shi’s group channel.

He felt like he was struck by five thunderbolts, his face flushing red.

In the other helicopter, the cabin was silent to the point of weirdness.

Yu Shi wasn’t wearing a headset, so the rebellious conversation spread through the cabin just like that, the sound lingering.

Ye Bingyang wanted to laugh but dared not, pinching his own arm desperately. Zhang Meng scratched his head, smiling foolishly.

Yu Shi ordered in a deep voice, “Find Group D1 first upon landing. Take their heads.”

Xu Bohan was immediately roused. The three of them boosted their morale: “Yes, Captain!”

Two hours later, the helicopter arrived above the rainforest.

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The first to jump was Group D1. Xie Ren and Zhao Yi blind-jumped from seven thousand meters high. The rest of the cabin cheered. Han Po cursed “show-off” and jumped down right after with his people.

Xu Bohan’s heart raced, stammering, “S-So high… W-We’re not in a hurry, right? Let’s wait until it’s lower before jumping…”

“They jumped toward the Supply House.” Ye Bingyang looked down. “There are snipers inside. If Xie Ren sets up a sniper, we’ll have zero chance of winning.”

Yu Shi said decisively, “Jump.”

As soon as his voice fell, he opened the hatch and jumped down without hesitation. Ye Bingyang, shocked, immediately followed.

“W-What?” Xu Bohan swallowed, sweat the size of soybeans rolling down.

Zhang Meng grinned at him. “Don’t be afraid, brother. Parachuting rarely has accidents. Usually, a mistake means death, not disability. Relax.”

“…” That’s even fucking scarier.

Xu Bohan was the last to go down. Despite multiple simulations, he was still frantic in practice, nearly getting hung up on the trunk of a towering tree.

By the time he finally landed, the other three had already found a supply point.

There were three types of resource points: Supply Points, Supply Houses, and Fortresses.

Supply Points were the smallest, with very few items—only a pistol and two helmets.

Yu Shi threw the helmets to him and Zhang Meng. “Accelerate search within one thousand meters. Wedge formation forward.”

This area was open ground with few trees around. The advantage was clearly seeing landmarks; the disadvantage was the lack of cover. If they encountered an ambush, they were done for.

Yu Shi took point, Ye Bingyang and Zhang Meng followed behind him, and 7072 was released to bring up the rear with Xu Bohan.

This stretch of road was unusually quiet. Everyone was highly vigilant, observing the surrounding environment.

Ye Bingyang’s gaze followed Yu Shi’s back closely, thinking he indeed didn’t seem like an Omega. Just now, he had blind-jumped from high altitude without blinking—something only NDU’s elite forces could do.

Truly an unfathomable instructor.

He looked at Yu Shi’s jet-black short hair and glimpsed that section of snow-white nape. Subconsciously, he wanted to look away; after all, staring at an Omega’s gland was extremely impolite behavior.

Suddenly, his gaze paused, nearly shouting out in shock.

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On the skin around the gland, there was a very faint surgical scar. It was undetectable at normal social distance.

When he saw that scar, a chill surged into his heart.

That wasn’t an ordinary scar.

It was left by a chip implant.

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