Chapter 97: The Ninety-Seventh Day of Slacking Off
Lin Yu flew through the air, traveling a full hundred feet before crashing heavily onto the ground.
“Pfft.” Lin Yu turned on his side and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Although Wen Ying’s move was indeed outside of his expectations and caught him off guard, no matter what, he shouldn’t have been knocked this far by her.
As her master, how could he not know Wen Ying’s cultivation level?
No matter what cultivation method one used, it was impossible to achieve success overnight, and it was impossible for Wen Ying to increase her cultivation so much in such a short time.
Lin Yu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.
After quickly adjusting his breath, he stood up and swiftly returned to Wen Ying’s side.
Wen Ying really didn’t expect that Lin Yu, in his nauseating mode, would be like a piece of chewing gumâimpossible to shake off.
Wen Ying frowned and was just about to throw another punchâthe one just now was thrown casually in a fit of rage, and the distance was a bit too short. This time, Wen Ying intended to send him directly back to his dilapidated courtyard so he couldn’t come back even if he wanted to.
But when she faced Lin Yu, she stopped her hand.
She looked at Lin Yu, her eyes showing three parts daze, three parts surprise, three parts endurance, and the corners of her eyes even seemed to glisten with tears…
Lin Yu’s gaze softened. A faint smile appeared at the corners of his mouth.
Seeing him injured, Xiao Ying ultimately… couldn’t bear it, could she?
If this was what it took to quell Xiao Ying’s anger, then Lin Yu was willing to suffer even heavier injuries.
“Pfft.” Wen Ying indeed couldn’t bear itâshe couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. “Hahahahahahahaâ”
That’s right, the glistening tears just now were fromâholding back laughter.
Wen Ying felt that laughing in such a serious situation of abusing a scumbag was a bit inappropriate, but after trying to hold it in for a while, she finally couldn’t help it.
The Lin Yu before her, because of the punch she just landed, now had half of his face swollen high, squeezing his eye into a slit. It was a perfect case of asymmetrical eyes!
Especially when he smiled, it resembled a special smile from Wen Ying’s eraâthe “Crooked Mouth God of War.”
Wen Ying was indeed dazedâwho wouldn’t pause for a second seeing such a yin-yang face?
Wen Ying was indeed surprisedâshe didn’t expect Lin Yu’s face to swell so high; it was truly a unique talent.
She really has forgiven me.
Seeing Xiao Ying’s happy smile, the smile on Lin Yu’s lips couldn’t help but widen a few degrees.
âWhich meant, his mouth looked even more crooked.
As someone with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, Wen Ying really couldn’t stand looking at this hideously asymmetrical face anymore.
Since it was asymmetrical, she would just have to… make it symmetrical.
Wen Ying changed her mind.
Before punching him back home, she needed to do one other thing first.
Wen Ying reached out her hand toward Lin Yu’s cheek.
“Xiao Ying, you are…” A light lit up in Lin Yu’s eyes.
Could it be that Xiao Ying felt sorry for him and wanted to heal him?
Of course, Wen Ying didn’t want to help reduce the swelling.
Apart from beautiful symmetry, there was also ugly symmetry.
After carefully recalling the force she used just now, Wen Ying struck quickly againâanother punch to the left face. Lin Yu flew out a hundred feet once more.
The familiar force, the familiar flight, the familiar crash to the ground, the familiar spitting of blood, the familiar standing up.
When Lin Yu returned to Wen Ying again, Wen Ying finally clapped her hands in satisfaction.
Not bad. It seemed her control of force was quite precise. Both sides of his face were swollen to almost the same height, and both eyes were squeezed to about the same small size.
Wen Ying let out a sigh of relief.
Now, that was comfortable.
Feeling the force of Wen Ying’s strike for the second time confirmed Lin Yu’s previous suspicion.
This was absolutely not a cultivation level Xiao Ying could possess.
So… was it the same as the day she left?
Lin Yu’s eyes darkened slightly, and he lowered his gaze.
“Xiao Ying, why… did you take that Great Strength Pill again?” Lin Yu’s tone was full of heartache. “I know, you want to beat me to vent your anger, but you don’t need to take the Great Strength Pill. As long as you wish, I can stand here and let you hit me… Why, why must you take that harmful pill? I told you before, eating that thing will shorten your lifespan!”
Lin Yu’s words were indeed disgusting, but at this moment, the hilarity seemed to overshadow the nausea.
“Uh…” Wen Ying thought for a moment, but still poked Lin Yu’s shoulder with one hand. “Actually, I’m over here.”
Right now, Wen Ying was standing in the doorway.
But Lin Yu was facing the right side of the door, pouring his disgusting true feelings out to the empty air.
His eyes were already swollen into slits, yet he insisted on striking a pose, lowering his gaze and looking down, which completely blocked those slits so he couldn’t see anything at all.
For a moment, Lin Yu felt a bit awkward.
He reopened his eyes, found Wen Ying’s direction, and quickly returned to his original emotion: “Xiao Ying, promise me, don’t eat it anymore, okay?”
When wishful thinking reaches a certain extreme, the disgust seems to turn into a certain degree of comedy.
“Have you ever considered a possibility? Maybe, I didn’t eat it?” Wen Ying asked with interest.
“Impossible,” Lin Yu answered categorically. “Xiao Ying, actually… I’ve been watching every one of your matches. I know… you winning all the way was just… good luck.”
The classic Scum Guy quote appears again!
Even though I dumped you, I’ve actually been secretly watching you.
However, what Lin Yu said was actually the truth.
To others, her winning streak really did rely on luck.
Although, for herself, it was pure bad luck…
Unexpectedly, Lin Yu had really been watching Wen Ying the whole time.
Perhaps, he really still had lingering feelings.
Just like his reason for coming to find Wen Ying now was inevitably linked to Rong Hua’s true appearance, but in reality, he hadn’t abandoned Rong Hua either.
He still let Rong Hua live in his courtyard as usual.
How did that saying go…
“I seem to have fallen in love with your looks and her soul at the same time.”
That was probably the gist of it.
Wen Ying chuckled with amusement.
Lin Yu was truly the grandmaster of the scumbag world.
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