Seventh Imperial “Brother”, Obediently Lie Down chapter 16

Chapter 16, The Soaked Beauty Chicken

Shen Qingmei was instantly taken aback when she heard Xiao Zhaoyi’s report about the male pets kneeling outside.

A whole group of them? Does he think he’s cultivating radishes or vegetables? And he even used the measure word “whole group”! Is that really necessary?

However, when Shen Qingmei struggled to get out of bed and rushed outside to see what was happening, she lifted her eyes and saw a colorful bunch of little fellows kneeling in front of the gate. That’s when she realized that Xiao Zhaoyi’s description was not an exaggeration at all. The choice of words… couldn’t be more accurate!

Based on Shen Qingmei’s previous knowledge and understanding, it wasn’t a mind-blowing revelation that noble figures in ancient times would keep a few male pets. So, she thought that Huangfu Chang’an probably had around seven or eight male pets.

But the beautiful and colorful young men kneeling before her were beyond her expectations—

In front of the gate, under the bridge, a group of ducks swam by. Let’s count them quickly, two, four, six, seven, eight… twenty-six!

Damn it! There are a whopping twenty-six male pets, not including Lan Yi whom she had seen before. They almost make up a whole lineup!

Shen Qingmei was scared out of her wits on the spot!

She used to sympathize with Huangfu Chang’an’s situation, thinking about how much courage, optimism, and burden he must carry with that kind of appearance in this world. But now, Shen Qingmei’s opinion of him plummeted, leaving only four words—absolutely insane!

A thousand black lines flashed across her forehead. Shen Qingmei’s hand trembled as she weakly called out, “Xiao Zhaoyi, quickly, support this palace… This palace feels dizzy.”

She couldn’t handle it. It was just too overwhelming.

“Your Highness… this…”

Xiao Zhaoyi was not unaware of how many male pets Huangfu Chang’an had, but it was the first time she had seen them all gathered in one place. It didn’t seem like a lot before, but now, oh my, the sight was indeed astonishing.

After supporting Xiao Zhaoyi’s arm for a while, Shen Qingmei’s mood couldn’t calm down for a long time.

To be honest, even when faced with a group of twenty armed guards, she didn’t feel as terrified as she did now. This act of harming the country’s flowers was truly abhorrent, and those responsible deserved to be punished!

“What are they doing?”

“Your Highness, they heard that you were going to punish Master Lan Yi, so they all came together to plead for mercy and intercede on his behalf.”

“Huh?! Just to intercede, do they really need to make such a big fuss?”

What kind of role does Lan Yi play to have such influence? It seems that she really underestimated him.

Although it is reasonable to say that Lan Yi has not committed any major mistakes and should not suffer such pain for no reason, Shen Qingmei is familiar with the game rules of the imperial family, where the strong prey on the weak. Whoever holds the power has the authority to control life and death. Therefore, it is understandable that she would punish Lan Yi with twenty strokes.

Moreover, her decision to target Lan Yi is not solely because he was the first to step forward. Based on Shen Qingmei’s years of experience and judgment, this male pet is definitely not as simple as he appears on the surface.

At the very least, Shen Qingmei does not believe that a man with such beauty and dignity would willingly become a male pet by the side of the foolish crown prince. If he were only seeking wealth and status and abandoning all principles, it would be understandable. However, he does not show much fondness towards Huangfu Chang’an, and even displays a hint of disgust. Despite his contradictory words, his every move is filled with resistance.

Otherwise, if he were a male pet who indulged in carnal pleasures, he would have eagerly embraced her the moment they met, without the need for so much persuasion.

Imagine this: a person who dislikes you, forcing themselves to please and flatter you against their own will. It is certain that they have ulterior motives and a hidden agenda.

The so-called “offering kindness without cause” is either deceitful or thieving!

Punishing him with twenty strokes is just a way to suppress his spirit and, incidentally, uncover his true nature.

And now, even before the gun is loaded, such a large group of birds has been startled.

Hehe… It seems that this Eastern Palace is not a peaceful place.

Upon hearing Shen Qingmei’s question, Xiao Zhaoyi also had an expression that seemed to say, “I think so too.” But as a palace slave, since her master asked, she had to help analyze the situation to some extent.

“I heard that Your Highness has lost your memory, and everyone is very anxious and uneasy. Lan Yi Gongzi was originally Your Highness’s most favored palace attendant. In the past, Your Highness would have granted his every request and would never harm him in the slightest. But unexpectedly, Your Highness suddenly decided to punish Lan Yi Gongzi. I’m afraid everyone is just steering with the winds, fearing that they will be implicated after Lan Yi Gongzi, which is why they all came together to plead for mercy.”

“Is that so? What you said seems to make some sense.”

Shen Qingmei glanced around at the neatly kneeling youths, even though their faces were lowered, she could still estimate their ages based on their figures. They appeared to be around fifteen or sixteen years old, with the oldest not exceeding eighteen, and the youngest looking to be just over ten… Hmm, quite young!

Approaching one of the green-clad youths kneeling in the front row, Shen Qingmei tapped her foot and spoke.

“You, get up. This palace has questions for you.”

However, the young boy was stubborn and disobedient.

“I beg Your Highness to reconsider, spare Lan Yi, otherwise… otherwise, I will continue kneeling…”

From the sound and appearance of it, this little guy seems to be around eleven or twelve years old, with a soft and gentle voice that evokes pity.

In normal circumstances, Shen Qingmei would be happy to hold his little hand and take him to buy candied haws on a stick. But now, Shen Qingmei has been constantly defied by others. Since she became the princess consort of this foolish crown prince, everyone has been against her. So Shen Qingmei feels very unhappy!

If she’s unhappy, then nobody else will be happy!

“Heh, I didn’t expect you, at such a young age, to have quite a backbone!” Shen Qingmei smiled, her tone gentle like a spring breeze. The people around couldn’t help but feel a glimmer of hope, thinking that the situation might turn around. But then she continued, “Since you all enjoy kneeling so much, then kneel. Without my permission, no one is allowed to stand up!”

If she can’t discipline others, can’t she discipline those in her own palace? Why should everyone bully her? If they won’t stop, she will bully them back!

“Hmm…” Looking at the dark and heavy sky, Xiao Zhaoyi, instinctively wiped her forehead and advised, “Your Highness, it seems like it’s going to rain heavily.”

“So what?”

Shen Qingmei raised her chubby chin arrogantly, determined to spread her bad reputation!

“I just love seeing people soaked and miserable!”

To quickly get rid of the shadow of being a pushover, the most effective method is to do bad things, be the villain, walk with an air of arrogance! At least this way, not everyone will come and step on her, otherwise, she will explode with anger and can’t help but kill someone!

Soaking wet and miserable…

Xiao Zhaoyi looked up at the dark and cloudy sky and subconsciously wiped her forehead. She thought to herself that the princess’s tastes are getting stronger, what should she do?

Before long, heavy rain poured down, making a pitter-patter sound as it hit the ground, walls, and eaves.

The weather was still chilly in early spring. Shen Qingmei’s remark to have those little ones kneel motionless was just a figure of speech. She didn’t expect the rain to come so soon. Once their bodies get wet, it’s easy to get sick. But if she lets them go back to their rooms like this, it would be like slapping herself in the face. Besides, those little fools might not even appreciate it.

In her past life, Shen Qingmei was not only an assassin but also a well-known doctor. Even when killing, she only killed those who deserved it. Therefore, Shen Qingmei always thought of herself as a law-abiding citizen with a kind heart.

With the heart of a parent, Shen Qingmei urged Xiao Zhaoyi to quickly carry out the punishment of twenty strokes for Lan Yi. Afterwards, she sat on a chair at the palace gate, claiming to enjoy the sight of people soaked and miserable, but in reality, she was just testing the waters. Once everyone was completely drenched, she immediately ordered them to return to their chambers.

Unfortunately, others didn’t understand her good intentions. The news spread and distorted, making people in the palace even more wary of her, avoiding her like snakes and scorpions.

Rumors such as “The Crown Prince has gone completely crazy after losing his memory!” “Don’t provoke the Crown Prince, he’s gone mad!” “What? You’ve been transferred to the Eastern Palace?! You’re finished! You’re doomed!” “Oh my god! Let lightning strike the Crown Prince!”… quickly circulated throughout the palace, causing everyone to fear for their safety. As soon as they saw the Crown Prince’s figure, they scattered in fear, afraid of being affected.

Faced with this situation, Shen Qingmei couldn’t help but feel a sense of sadness.

But she gritted her teeth and persisted in running around the imperial palace every day, covering the entire imperial city…

The road to weight loss is long and arduous…

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