Chapter 17: The Crown Prince, the Pig Are Not Allowed Inside
Shen Qingmei has never been overweight before, so she has no idea what the process of losing weight is like.
In the past, when she saw others trying to lose weight, it seemed difficult, like reaching for the sky, filled with howls of pain, suffering, and frustration. She even criticized those people for lacking perseverance, saying they fished for three days and dried their nets for two.
But now, karma has come back to bite her. After experiencing it firsthand, she now knows how much of a challenge losing weight can be. Those successful weight loss ladies and gents are definitely warriors! No, heroes!
Because of her excessive size, it’s not just running, even walking is difficult. Since she made up her mind to lose weight, Shen Qingmei spends almost all her energy on exercising every day. Walking around the palace once, with breaks in between, she can basically go from dawn to dusk. It may seem like a waste of time, but Shen Qingmei knows very well that every minute and every second is pure torture!
Speaking of which, when she was training on the island before, the intensity was definitely the type that would make people cry, but back then, she never felt it was difficult or tiring because she had her godfather training with her. She always felt energetic and full of vitality…
And now, wherever she goes, it’s like a monster entering a village. Forget about encouragement and support, if they can just stop giving her disdainful looks, that would already be a miracle, a great act of compassion.
Hmm! Just thinking about it makes Shen Qingmei itch with anger!
A few days ago, she got lost in the palace and accidentally stumbled into the Feather Pavilion, which is the sleeping quarters of the mother consort of the Fourth Prince, Huangfu Fenglin. And damn it, that bastard went too far!
At the very least, she is the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace. In this palace, besides the Emperor, no one has the right to control her. Even the Empress has to give her face when she encounters her. That brat is just two years older than her, yet he had the audacity to confront her. Not only did he order people to block her from entering, but he also personally wrote a sign and hung it at the entrance of the courtyard:
“The Crown Prince and the Pig are not allowed inside!”
Damn it, can she curse?!
Isn’t this blatant discrimination?! Doesn’t he know how fragile fat people’s hearts can be? Doesn’t he know the power of his words? Doesn’t he know that his actions will provoke a prideful, overweight person?
Shen Qingmei was very angry, and the consequences were severe!
So, that night she ordered Bai Su to pick up a piglet from the pigsty and throw it onto Huangfu Fenglin’s bed!
– Bai Su said it was the stupidest thing she had ever done since entering the palace!
It is said that when the piglet fell onto Huangfu Fenglin’s handsome face, the pampered and slightly germophobic prince went crazy on the spot. Not only did he stab the piglet to death with his sword, but he also personally roasted the piglet overnight and had it sent to the Eastern Palace as a late-night snack for the Crown Prince.
See, if he hadn’t gone crazy, a normally functioning person wouldn’t have done such a stupid thing, right?
Oh ho ho! Shen Qingmei suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction!
So the next night, she had Bai Su throw another piglet onto his bed.
– Bai Su decided that after His Majesty returned to the palace, she would definitely request a transfer! Otherwise, she would resign! She didn’t want to continue being so foolish!
Huangfu Fenglin didn’t expect Huangfu Chang’an to be so despicable, using the same method for the second time, and he even fell for it! Isn’t this insulting his intelligence?!
Being played around by someone he looked down upon so much was a very shameful thing. If the first time was revenge, then the second time was a blatant provocation! In light of this, Huangfu Fenglin felt it was necessary to teach that ignorant fatty a lesson, someone who had no self-awareness!
Just because he had amnesia doesn’t mean he can do whatever he wants. Doesn’t he know that just by virtue of his despicable character, sitting as the Crown Prince, it is extremely painful for others?
If he just peacefully acted as a spoiled Crown Prince, it would have been fine. But he had to meddle in everything, causing chaos throughout the palace.
If it weren’t for the Emperor’s stubbornness, and even giving the order – if anything were to happen to Huangfu Chang’an, all the princes in the palace would be stripped of their titles and reduced to commoners, allowing his son who had been exiled outside the palace to become the emperor – if it weren’t for fear of this ironclad rule, he would have already beaten Huangfu Chang’an to a pulp!
That guy used to only stick to the eldest prince before he lost his memory, but after losing his memory, he clashed with him. Truly, he had such terrible luck, it infuriated him!
Knowing that Huangfu Chang’an had been acting crazy during this period, circling around the palace from morning till night like a pig with amnesia, Huangfu Fenglin specially had a pit dug on her usual path. Still feeling unsatisfied, he had some venomous snakes thrown into the pit. Then, calmly sitting on a chair on the attic, he watched the show.
It was about time for Huangfu Chang’an to pass through this area. Reminded by the palace servants, Huangfu Fenglin raised his gaze and indeed saw that round, chubby fatty approaching, step by wobbling step. Vaguely, he could even hear her muttering slogans to herself.
“Sunset~ West Mountain~ Red clouds fly! Warriors~ Shooting targets~ Return to the camp! Return to the camp! A red flower on the chest~ Reflecting colorful clouds~ The joyful singing fills the sky…”
Tsk! What kind of bird is that screeching? And it even has a sense of rhythm.
Watching the round ball approach, Huangfu Fenglin stood up and walked to the railing, a sinister smirk curling up at the corners of his mouth, ready to laugh heartily after watching the joke.
However, things did not go as planned… Huangfu Chang’an suddenly stopped at a crossroad, hesitantly looking left and right, even pointing with his fingers, gesturing back and forth…
Damn it, that idiot got lost again! He really shouldn’t have overestimated her intelligence!
After a moment, Huangfu Chang’an’s plump body turned to the right, as if he was about to run in another direction.
“Uh… Your Highness, what should we do now?”
Huangfu Fenglin’s eyes darkened, her face turned fierce, and he slammed the railing, shouting.
“Huangfu Chang’an! Get over here!”
Shen Qingmei was happily running, not paying much attention when she heard someone shouting. It wasn’t until she had taken four or five steps that she suddenly realized that person was calling her!
She stopped in her tracks, turned around, and looked up in the direction of the voice. She saw her handsome Fourth Prince leaning against the railing, looking down at her from a higher position. Actually, they were quite far apart, and Shen Qingmei couldn’t see his face clearly, but his flashy and peacock-like attire made it hard to ignore him.
Oh right, what did that guy just say, asking her to come over?
Damn, does he really think she’s a ball!
Narrowing her eyes, Shen Qingmei raised both hands and made a gesture at Huangfu Fenglin, not backing down. “If you have the guts, you roll over first and let me see. If you don’t dare to roll, then you’re a coward!”
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