Chapter 40: Don’t, Big Brother
Disliking people getting too close, subconsciously, Huangfu Wujie frowned slightly, raising his hand to pull off the monster entangled on his body like a spider. However, just as his hand was raised halfway, in a flash of lightning, Huangfu Wujie suddenly woke up—
Big! Imperial! Brother!
No, this wasn’t the main point… The main point was the tone and intonation when she said these three words, sticky and greasy, causing goosebumps to rise all over him from the soles of his feet up, shivering deeply from the inside out.
This voice… this intonation…
This face… this appearance and figure…
Impossible! It couldn’t be Huangfu Changan, that massive guy round as a ball! He must have hallucinated!
Huangfu Changan climbed on his shoulders, legs wrapping around his waist like a water snake. The two stuck extremely close, able to feel even the subtle heartbeat of the other. That slight tremble of Huangfu Wujie just now greatly encouraged Huangfu Changan’s bad taste for teasing him. She became increasingly excessive, extending her smooth little tongue to skim across the root of the other’s ear like a dragonfly touching water, her clear voice stirring the heartstrings.
“It’s me, Big Imperial Brother… Why aren’t you talking? It’s fine if others don’t recognize me, but if even Big Imperial Brother doesn’t recognize me, I will be sad…”
Never having been molested like this, no one dared to make such moves on him!
Although Huangfu Wujie had a steady and cool personality, in the end, he was just a young man who had just passed the coming-of-age ceremony, full of vigor!
Being suddenly swept by Huangfu Changan’s tongue tip on a sensitive spot, in an instant, Huangfu Wujie felt struck by lightning, his whole body stiffening…
However, no matter how big the shock, it couldn’t compare to that shocking fact—the enchanting guy hanging on his body was actually really Huangfu Changan?!
No… this isn’t true, he doesn’t believe it… Who can tell him this is just a nightmare!
After a full half quarter of an hour of silence, Huangfu Wujie finally recalled the seven souls and six spirits that had been shocked eight hundred meters out of his body. He lowered his eyes and stared at Huangfu Changan with horror, looking as if he wanted to stare two holes into her smooth jade-like pretty face. Because it was really hard to accept such a horrifying fact, Huangfu Wujie couldn’t help verifying it again.
“Are you really… Changan?”
“Uh-huh~” Huangfu Changan curved her eyes, smilingly rubbed against his chin, looking happy, “I knew it, Big Imperial Brother would definitely recognize me! How is it, how is it? Big Imperial Brother likes or dislikes me becoming like this?”
Huangfu Changan didn’t wear much clothing, looking stretched. Two legs were almost completely exposed, and only a piece of fabric hung diagonally on the shoulder, revealing bare and white fragrant shoulders… Huangfu Wujie raised his hands, wanting to get her off his body, but didn’t know where to start. It seemed no matter where he touched her, it was as hot as a branding iron…
Just as they were in a stalemate, a notification suddenly sounded outside the door.
“Reporting to the First Prince, the Marquis of Wu’an requests an audience!”
Hearing this, Huangfu Wujie’s face turned slightly cold. He finally recalled most of his soul, reaching out to hold Huangfu Changan’s small waist, gesturing to push her away from his body: “Get down quickly, what does this look like…” While saying this, he felt it inappropriate, so he deeply refused the person outside, “This Prince is not seeing guests today, let the Marquis come again tomorrow!”
Seeing his nervousness, Huangfu Changan insisted on going against his wishes, deliberately raising her pitch to scream: “Aiya—you hurt me! Don’t! Ah! Don’t touch there…”
Listening to these exclamations, the palace servants guarding the side buried their heads in their chests one by one, faces flushed red. See no evil, hear no evil… Although, in reality, it wasn’t like that at all!
Huangfu Wujie had never encountered such a battle. In the past, no matter how obsessed Huangfu Changan was with him, she would absolutely not make such outrageous moves, nor would she deliberately scream to cause misunderstanding. In a moment of urgency, the roots of his ears turned slightly red. He added a bit more strength to his hands, but she clung too tightly, and he couldn’t push her away for a while.
Over there, Shangguan Jingyao, who came with the Marquis, heard the delicate cries coming from the room. Her face instantly turned cold, anger attacking her heart. She stepped forward quickly and pushed open the door to rush in regardless, completely having no mind to distinguish that the voice sounded somewhat familiar, not delicate and soft like ordinary women, but appearing somewhat clear and bright instead.
“Bang—!”
When the door was slammed open, Huangfu Changan was mischievously lifting her foot to knee the back of Huangfu Wujie’s knee. In terms of martial arts and strength, she couldn’t beat Huangfu Wujie, but in terms of close combat and flexibility, besides the Godfather, she hadn’t found a second opponent who could contend with her!
Huangfu Wujie only knew that Huangfu Changan had no martial arts and didn’t take her seriously at first. Unexpectedly, her kick was so fast. Before he noticed, he was tricked, losing his footing. He was dragged over ruthlessly by Huangfu Changan grabbing his chest lapel. His hands didn’t have time to let go, so he fell on the ground holding her waist closely. In the chaos, his outer robe was torn open, revealing the white inner shirt inside. The scene became extremely ambiguous for a moment.
When Shangguan Jingyao broke in, what she saw was such a scene—
Huangfu Wujie hugging a half-naked beautiful young man, lying openly on top of the other. His waist was tightly wrapped by two long white and thin legs. The two were disheveled, breathing slightly heavily, face to face, nose tip to nose tip, almost touching by less than half an inch. Four eyes met, full of affection…
That enchanting young man stroked Huangfu Wujie’s cheek with one hand and encircled his neck with the other, eyes and brows drifting with ten thousand kinds of amorous feelings.
Seeing her break in, she didn’t show a panicked look. Instead, the arc of her mouth deepened, gesturing to kiss Huangfu Wujie’s thin lips!
Shangguan Jingyao’s eyes were about to split! Unbearable!
“What! Are! You! Doing?!”
“Giggle…” Huangfu Changan chuckled low, not putting her in her eyes at all, but the words she spoke made people vomit three liters of blood, “Don’t you have eyes to see for yourself? Or is it that This Palace’s movements are not in place, the performance not obvious enough, failing to express the charm of adultery?”
Palace Servant A, B, C, D: Enough! Very in place! Can’t be more obvious! Completely beyond the scope of adultery already, okay! Dog eyes have gone blind hundreds of times, haven’t they!
Entangled by Huangfu Changan and unable to escape, yet unable to slap her to death, Huangfu Wujie had the urge to play dead…
“Stop messing around, Changan. My tolerance is limited!”
If it were before, these words would definitely be spoken with infinite contempt and extreme disgust. But now, after suffering huge physical and mental trauma, Huangfu Wujie’s angry tone seemed so powerless…
And behind them, the Marquis of Wu’an who just rushed into the room, and Shangguan Jingyao who was blue in the face with anger, upon hearing Huangfu Wujie’s sentence, only heard a “crack” in the back of their heads, having the illusion of being struck by lightning.
Stop messing around… Chang?! An?!
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