Chapter 29: My Mom is Ruan Ying
“I’m not drunk! Another ten bottles!”
Before the voice fell, the person slid down the sofa.
Neon lights printed on the girl’s exquisite face. Paralyzed on the sofa, she shook the empty wine bottle, tilted her head, and giggled foolishly at Lin Han.
Lin Han supported her swaying head, helped Ruan Yi up, and took away the wine bottle in her hand, laughing and crying at the same time.
“I shouldn’t have believed you when you swore your tolerance was good! Now look, drunk like this.”
Ruan Yi suddenly grabbed her best friend’s wrist, her head slamming heavily onto her shoulder. “Man! Get this sister a man! Act as Sister’s true love, act as Sister’s husband!”
Lin Han was amused by her, pinching her face and letting her shout incessantly.
“Fine, I’ll call a man for you. Wait obediently. One isn’t enough; I’ll call a row for you.” Since Ruan Yi, this well-behaved girl, finally had interest, she had to call a high-quality batch.
Lin Han got up. When leaving the private room, she specifically instructed the waiter dedicated to serving VIP rooms at the door, “Watch the door. Don’t let anyone enter this room.”
Lin Han hadn’t been gone for two seconds before Ruan Yi became unhappy.
“Han-han, where did you go!”
Ruan Yi supported herself on the wall, stumbling out. She narrowed her eyes to identify the direction of the room door. Her fingers just pulled open the cold door handle when her whole person fell forward with the momentum.
With a muffled thud, she crashed straight into an embrace carrying a faint lemon scent.
The stone necklace on the man’s chest hurt her forehead.
“Mm… smells good.”
When Ruan Yi looked up, she met a pair of pitch-black eyes. The man looked down at her like she was a fool, yet subconsciously supported her crumbling waist.
The waiter was startled by the sudden scene. “Sir, I am very sorry. This lady is drunk. Please let go of her.”
“Why don’t you look and see who isn’t letting go of whom?” The voice was full of impatience.
The man’s hands had long since let go. Instead, it was Ruan Yi tilting her head to embrace him, sticking to him as soft as a ball of cotton.
Drunkenness surged up, causing the figures before Ruan Yi’s eyes to start overlapping.
This young guy was not bad. Spirited!
Handsome face, tall, and a blondie. A proper “spirited guy.” He would definitely be able to scare Shen Xun away.
“You, it’s you! True love found just like that.”
Warm, sweet breath blew onto the opponent’s collarbone. The man’s Adam’s apple rolled uncontrollably. He frowned and rudely pried away her improper hands.
“Crazy woman, get lost.”
“Aiyo hey, you dare to scold this Young Miss! Do you know who I am! My mom is Ruan Ying!”
The crazy woman relied on being drunk to start throwing her weight around.
The man’s eyebrows raised, seeming to gain some interest.
“Ruan Ying? Then your dad wouldn’t happen to be Fu Jingchen, right?” A somewhat piercing, mocking tone.
“Screw your dad! Your dad is Fu Jingchen!”
Ruan Yi cursed angrily with puffed cheeks, but because of the slur, her tone was exceptionally soft and sticky.
She was using Fu Jingchen’s name as a curse word.
The man laughed out loud wantonly. “Pfft hahahaha, you actually know Fu Jingchen? Looks like you didn’t lie. Is your mom really Ruan Ying?”
“Do I get money for lying to you? Why ask so much! One sentence: will you be my man or not?”
Before the person could answer, Ruan Yi’s fingertips wrapped around the golden broken hair at the back of the man’s neck, her fingers hooking and playing gently.
“Be your man? Probably not. Calculating by seniority… I count as your uncle.” The man laughed out loud as soon as he said it, ruthlessly pulling away Ruan Yi’s hand that was playing with his hair.
Fu Jingchen was this crazy woman’s stepdad, so didn’t he count as this crazy woman’s uncle?
Ruan Yi suddenly leaned close to him, the tip of her nose almost touching his chin. Her eye tails flushed with an alluring redness due to drunkenness as she carefully distinguished the man’s features in the double vision.
The tips of his ears were very red, and the sound of his Adam’s apple swallowing was a bit loud.
“Just keep blowing (bragging)! You look like a little brat!”
This stinky yellow-haired kid wanted to be her uncle.
With that, Ruan Yi yanked fiercely, stumbling as she dragged the man into the dim private room, oblivious to her high heels stepping on his leather shoes.
“Hiss! Crazy woman, slow down.”
The waiter immediately reached out to stop the man. “Sir! This lady’s accompanying friend instructed me to watch over her. Please do not enter the private room.”
Ruan Yi couldn’t pull the person anymore and turned back to glare at the bewildered waiter aggrievedly.
“This is the one I picked… don’t rob me!”
The man couldn’t help but laugh out loud looking at Ruan Yi’s pitiful expression, his Adam’s apple vibrating along.
Why was this crazy woman so fun?
“Pfft… she is my ‘niece.’ If you’re worried, come in and watch.”
The waiter scratched his head and followed in, standing to the side waiting for Lin Han to return to prevent any accidents.
“Who is your niece!”
Ruan Yi was dizzy, yet she accurately pinned the man against the backrest of the leather sofa.
Her fingers tightly gripped his shoulders, her hair tips falling and sweeping past his burning ear tips.
“Don’t want Uncle… give me a husband!”
Her trailing note, carrying sweet alcoholic breath, blew onto the man’s lips. Her almond eyes were covered with a layer of water mist from drunkenness, alluring beyond measure.
If he remembered correctly, he had heard long ago that the Ruan family daughter had been engaged since childhood. The other party was the Shen family, equally a noble family. Childhood sweethearts, two small guesses (innocent playmates)—it was something everyone in the circle knew.
Before he could react, Ruan Yi’s knees were already braced on his waist sides. Her skirt hem slid down her thighs, and her whole person fell heavily onto his lap.
The man’s body stiffened abruptly. He moved somewhat roughly, trying to pull the girl off his lap.
But before he used much strength, the woman started shouting about pain. Looking down, he saw her wrist was red, so he had to give up.
“Don’t you have a husband? Does the Shen family young master know you, this crazy woman, are outside… like this?”
The man’s tone carried flamboyant mockery.
Just as the voice fell, the woman’s limp body tipped onto him, and scorching breath rushed to his face.
Sweet lips pressed down heavily. The corner of the man’s mouth stung from being knocked by the girl’s teeth.
The man shoved Ruan Yi away. His face was flushed red as if about to bleed, and his speech stuttered.
“Cough… Cough! You… you crazy woman! This is my first… first kiss!”
“What are you shouting for! Keep it down! This is my first kiss too!”
Of course, Ruan Yi was talking nonsense because she was drunk. Her first kiss had been stolen by Shen Xun long ago.
Perhaps during the bratty period when they were still losing teeth? That dead Shen Xun bit her mouth at the drop of a hat, treating her like a teething stick.
Fortunately, her mom discovered it later and strictly stopped Shen Xun.
The man forcibly kissed by her was already hot enough to smoke.
Ruan Yi was unhappy about being pushed away and yelled at.
She pressed him down again, leaning over to rub randomly against his lips, the tip of her tongue probing recklessly into the humid heat with drunkenness.
The fresh lemon scent on the man had long been messed up by her sweet alcoholic breath.
“Don’t hide…” She murmured slurringly, her eyelashes sweeping across his burning cheek.
What was with this person? No basic acting professionalism at all. How could Shen Xun believe this?
The man stiffened his body wanting to push her away again, but she used all her strength to hoop his neck, softly tossing and grinding.
His hands and legs were kissed soft, but something else hardened.
The waiter in the corner had completely petrified. Ms. Lin asked him to watch Ms. Ruan, but now it was this lady actively forcing a kiss on her—uncle?
This… what should he do?
Behind Lin Han followed a row of carefully selected top-tier male models with high-grade appearances and their own physical examination reports.
“This time there will definitely be one Little Yi-Yi likes~”
Lin Han pushed the door open happily.
“Ahhh—Ruan Yi!”
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