Chapter 131: Hurry Up and Think of a Way to Have a Baby
“Hahahahaha, turned angry from embarrassment?” The enchanting female cultivator beside Haitang laughed seductively.
“Little Immortal Guest, don’t be angry. If he’s not good-looking, you can look at us.”
She pointed a slender jade finger around the circleâmen and women, different types.
Lin Qingyueâs face was black as he lowered his head and sneered, “So you’ve really made up your minds to force us to experience this ‘earthly bliss,’ haven’t you?”
He looked at the sword in his hand, then raised his head. “Then don’t blame me for making a move.”
The people of Nuanxiang Pavilion didn’t take his words to heart at all.
A mere Foundation Establishment cultivatorâwhat difference was there between him and an unarmed person in front of them?
Moreover, looking at a sword cultivator like this, one could tell his primal yang was still intact. His talent and appearance were both good; how could they let him go?
“Little brother, don’t be like this. Come, let big sister touch you.”
After the woman who spoke earlier finished, a man dressed in white clothes with a cool temperament spoke up. “Let me do it. The Immortal Guest doesn’t like rouge and vulgar powder; he prefers plain porridge and simple greens. He presumably likes someone like me.”
“Didn’t I pay for you guys to come here? Why aren’t you listening to me, and instead surrounding the three of them?” Li Jing was dissatisfied. “Have you made a mistake?”
Seeing him like this, it was obvious he was truly drunk. Lin Qingyue didn’t waste words and shouted, “I HAVE NO MONEY!!!”
Why shout this first instead of “Brother, you smell so good”? Mainly because he was afraid these thirsty perverts would get excited and he’d just be turning them on.
Only straight men would panic at this; these people were hungry wolves who didn’t care about gender.
A sword unsheathed. Sword light flashed, spiritual energy swept out, forcing them back two steps. Lin Qingyue’s entire aura changed as he released his pressure.
“You aren’t Foundation Establishment?”
Lin Qingyue didn’t answer. When did he say he was only Foundation Establishment? When away from home, how could he not pretend a little and keep an ace up his sleeve?
In the span of a breath, they had already started fighting. As Lin Qingyue moved, Yu Qianqianâs eyes lit up, and she joined in.
“Senior Brother Lin, I’ll help you!”
Seeing the two of them take action, Yuan An hesitated for a moment but decided to join in as well.
Only Li Jing was still confused about the situation, watching two groups of people fighting.
“Die, you dogs!”
Lin Qingyue shouted with his sword, attacking them. At the same time, he yelled at Haitang, “You have a vegetable leaf on your front teeth!”
Haitang froze for a moment. His first reaction was disbelief, but he still took out a mirror to check if there really was a vegetable leaf on his teeth.
Lin Qingyue, who just wanted to disgust him, seized the opportunity to attack, knocking him flying directly. Seeing this, the others put away their contempt.
While putting away their contempt, their gazes toward Lin Qingyue also became fervent. If brute force wouldn’t work, they would use other methods.
Gaze after sticky gaze caused Lin Qingyue to unleash more and more swords.
“Watch your back!”
“First and fifteenth of the month!”
“Amitabha!”
“Shizun and the neighboring Peak Lord slept for seven days and seven nights!”
“The untold stories of my Shizun and the Sect Leader!”
Every time he shouted, someone would get distracted for a moment. Yu Qianqian and Yuan An followed his lead in attacking.
The crowd from Nuanxiang Pavilion, having been tricked several times in a row, was furious.
“You’re playing us!”
“Wait, how do you have so many swords?”
“This is simply impossible.”
While they were still shocked by Lin Qingyue having so many swords, he had already unleashed his sword technique. “Then take a good look.”
Under the flash of blades and swords, their fight smashed Nuanxiang Pavilion to pieces.
“Great Void holding the image, Sword Soul as the guide.”
“A hundred swords across the sky, Falling Shadows of Tiangang.”
Powerful spiritual energy carried countless swords to surround them. Haitang and the others realized they might not win. acting quickly, they pulled Li Jing over and used him as a human shield.
“Stop! He is in our hands. If you don’t stop, I’ll turn him into a sieve first.”
Lin Qingyue didn’t listen at all, his tone icy. “Oh.”
“He scammed us; he’s the same as you. No one can escape. If he becomes a sieve, you will also be poked into sieves. No need to envy him.”
Yu Qianqian: “If he’s gone, he’s gone. Anyway, the Spirit Firmament Sect will look for you guys; what does it have to do with us?”
They wanted to use Li Jing to threaten them, but who knew it would be useless? Lin Qingyue and the others didn’t buy it.
Li Jing, being shoved around with disdain, finally sobered up a bit and shouted, “What are you doing? I paid money! Aren’t you afraid my Spirit Firmament Sect will cause trouble for you in the future?”
“My dad is the Sect Master of the Spirit Firmament Sect, and my Xiao Shishu is Luo Wuhen. If you dare touch me, the consequences will be severe.”
After roaring at them, genuinely afraid Lin Qingyue would attack, Li Jing shouted, “Lin Qingyue, calm down!”
As soon as Lin Qingyue’s voice fell, his sword was already unleashed. Li Jing’s pupils dilated in disbelief, and tears of despair fell.
Xiao Shishu doesn’t care if I live or die, nor does he care if I’m heartbroken or sad.
He closed his eyes, waiting for the sword to pierce his body. After a long time without feeling pain, he opened his eyes to meet Lin Qingyue’s disgusted gaze as he was pulled away.
“Scamming people and then trying to fake an injury? You wish. We won’t give up a single coin of our spirit stones.”
Lin Qingyue rolled his eyes at him. “Hurry up and help so we can leave quickly.”
“Ah, oh!”
Li Jing embarrassedly wiped away his tears. “I’m coming to help.”
Lin Qingyue didn’t intend to tangle with them until the bitter end. Seeing that it was about enoughâthese people were either dead or heavily injuredâhe took out his mechanical bird, grabbed Yu Qianqian and the others, and ran.
Before running, he scattered a large handful of exploding talismans and fire talismans. Feeling that wasn’t enough, he threw a few heavenly thunder talismans too, and only then did they leave.
Just as they left, reinforcements for Nuanxiang Pavilion arrived.
“Phew~, that should be far enough.”
Li Jing couldn’t run anymore; his spiritual energy was mostly depleted. He stopped, panting, and called out to stop Lin Qingyue and the others.
“They shouldn’t be able to catch up.”
Lin Qingyue stopped, sitting on the mechanical bird and looking down at him. “If it happens again, we won’t save you. When disaster strikes, we fly our separate ways. Take care of yourself.”
Li Jing: “No one is chasing us, slow down.”
Lin Qingyue and the others continued, taking Li Jing along and running for who knows how long, only stopping when they saw he truly had no physical strength left.
They had been running in one direction and happened to pass a small town, choosing a spot outside the town to stop.
“We’ll rest here for the night. Tomorrow, everyone goes back to their own homes and finds their own moms,” Lin Qingyue said as he started a fire.
“No, I want to be with you guys.” Li Jing didn’t want to go back.
Yu Qianqian: “Why follow us if you aren’t going back?”
To get them to agree, Li Jing dropped a bombshell immediately. “If I follow you, I’ll pay for all expenses along the way.”
Lin Qingyue frowned and said solemnly, “Are we people who compromise for petty profits? You are simply looking down on us.”
He exchanged a look with Yu Qianqian. Yu Qianqian played along. “We have business to attend to; it’s not very suitable. Besides, if something happens to you while you’re following us, we can’t afford the compensation.”
Lin Qingyue nodded in agreement. “Junior Sister Yu is right. Nothing else matters; what matters is that we don’t have the energy to protect you.”
“I just need to follow you. I’ll pay for everything. And isn’t it just guards? I’ll pay to hire them.”
Lin Qingyue looked hesitant. Yu Qianqian firmly objected. “Senior Brother Lin, you forgot? He was the one who paid for Nuanxiang Pavilion too.”
Li Jing added conditions. “If you aren’t at ease, you can find the guards, and I’ll pay.”
Hey, don’t say it. With a foolish landlord’s son paying, they naturally… reluctantly accepted.
“This… is a bit difficult to handle.”
Lin Qingyue hesitated. Li Jing looked at him nervously and expectantly.
“Cough cough.” Lin Qingyue cleared his throat and said to Yu Qianqian, “Junior Sister Yu, considering he is heartbroken and counts as a friend, let’s let him come along.”
They certainly weren’t doing it for the money, but for the sake of friendship.
Mn, right, exactly.
Lin Qingyue looked at Li Jing with smiling eyes. Li Jing didn’t understand what he meant and looked back with an innocent, confused face.
“What is it?”
Lin Qingyue hinted, “The money? Give it to me, I’ll find you guards.”
Li Jing choked. “Can’t you be a little less urgent?”
It made the friendship between them seem pitifully scarce.
“Tsk. Look at what you’re saying. Can you compare to spirit stones?” Lin Qingyue took his storage bag and patted his shoulder. “Don’t misunderstand. I mean you are much more important than spirit stones.”
Li Jing had black lines all over his head. “I’d believe you if your eyes weren’t glued to the spirit stones.”
“You saw wrong.” Lin Qingyue looked certain, refusing to admit he said that for the sake of money.
Yuan An looked at the storage bag in their hands, struggled for only a moment, and asked, “Can I be a guard? If you need more people, I have manpower too.”
Before Lin Qingyue could speak, Yu Qianqian agreed first. “Yes.”
Yu Qianqian, can you stop being so eagerly excited!!
Yuan An smiled gratefully at Yu Qianqian, then looked at Lin Qingyue. “Not only can we protect people, but we can also gather and provide intelligence for you. It’s not a loss.”
Yu Qianqian: “Senior Brother, we’re all on the same side, we know them inside out. Can you be at ease handing this over to strangers?”
Lin Qingyue: On the same side now? Since when were we on the same side? How did I not know?
In the end, Lin Qingyue agreed to hand the guarding duty to Yuan An.
“Many thanks. I will send a message to inform them right now.”
Ye Jingxian took Bai Dou out of the sect. One person and one spirit beast stood in front of the sect gate. He gently patted Bai Dou. “Let’s go, Bai Dou.”
Xiao Shidi still carried the bell he gave him, so finding him wouldn’t be difficult. He was just afraid of finding him too quickly and scaring him off.
Ye Jingxian took Bai Dou to chase after them. To avoid arriving too fast, he chose to take a detour, and happened to encounter the Saber Drawers he had met before.
Hearing they had accepted a bodyguard mission, Ye Jingxian initially didn’t pay it any mind, until he suddenly heard a familiar name. He proactively stepped forward, proposing to join them on this missionâhe didn’t want money.
The group of Saber Drawers: We don’t understand, but we respect it.
“The feelings between your sect brothers are truly good.”
Ye Jingxian just smiled, holding Bai Dou as he followed behind them.
When Lin Qingyue saw the arriving guards, he spotted that person in the crowd at a glance.
He was holding Bai Dou in his arms, standing at the edge of the crowd. Even so, Lin Qingyue still saw him first.
When Yu Qianqian saw Ye Jingxian, she was so scared she hid behind Lin Qingyue. “We won’t be taken back, will we?”
That, he didn’t know either.
Lin Qingyue looked at his Da Shixiong, forgot the awkwardness, and called out, “Da Shixiong.”
After calling out, he couldn’t find words to say. Even facing him, he always felt something was off. He forced himself to be calm, his face as tranquil as spring water.
Ye Jingxian looked at his dodging eyes, feeling somewhat hurt. “I just took a mission to protect you all.”
This excuse sounded terrible upon hearing it, but Lin Qingyue couldn’t say words to chase him away. He wanted to say something but didn’t know what to say.
Yu Qianqian, realizing it belatedly, found it odd. What “Da Shixiong taking a mission to protect them”? She had never seen Lin Qingyue like this.
Not right. Very not right.
She secretly stole glances at Lin Qingyue and Ye Jingxian, her mouth opening wide in surprise before she hurriedly covered it.
Her gaze circled around Lin Qingyue. This is what he meant by a person of the same gender liking him.
Yu Qianqian was extremely annoyed now. How could she not have thought of such a simple answer at the time?
Thinking about it, in the Wanjian Sect, besides Senior Brother Ye, who else could make Lin Qingyue so agitated? If it were anyone else liking him, he would either reject them or hide far away; why would he need to be so conflicted?
It must be said, Yu Qianqian hit the nail on the head.
As the saying goes, the bystander sees clearly, while the one involved is confused. It was simply that being in the middle of it, he couldn’t see as clearly as others.
Lin Qingyue didn’t know what to do. He was just a straight man who treated Ye Jingxian as a brother. Who knew he would be completely different from the book?
Sometimes he suspected this world had gone mad.
Not knowing how to face him, he simply shifted his gaze to Bai Dou, opening his arms towards it. “Bai Dou, come here quickly.”
He intended for Bai Dou to come over and alleviate his awkwardness, but seeing him want Bai Dou, Ye Jingxian was somewhat sad. Xiao Shidi didn’t even want him to hold Bai Dou.
He wanted Bai Dou, but Bai Dou was very angry at Lin Qingyue for leaving it behind again.
It turned its head and turned its back, leaving only a butt for Lin Qingyue, hugging Ye Jingxian tightly and staying in his arms.
Just as he wanted to poke this little thing that always liked Da Shixiong more than him, he looked up and met Ye Jingxian’s eyes.
“Xiao Shidi, Bai Dou just wants you to coax it.”
Ye Jingxian, who wanted to say “I’ll hold Bai Dou,” saw Xiao Shidi‘s care for Bai Dou, and the words changed to telling him to coax it.
As he spoke, he gently patted Bai Dou’s head, seriously explaining to it, asking it to pay attention to Lin Qingyue.
Bai Dou huffed twice, eyes widening. Although its eyes weren’t big, one could still tell it was very angry. It stood on the table, expression lively as it chattered and jabbered at Lin Qingyue, waving its hands and feet to accompany its words.
Its actions broke the strange atmosphere, making everyone laugh out loud. The entire inn was filled with their voices.
They left the small town and entered a nearby city, choosing an inn to wait for people. Once everyone arrived, they would head to the Water Cloud Realm (Shui Yun Jian) together. That was where the Jiang family and Yu Qianqian’s fiancĂŠ, the Han family, were located.
Hearing they were going to the Water Cloud Realm, Li Jing wanted to set off without a second word. It wasn’t very far from the Spirit Firmament Sect. If his Xiao Shishu still didn’t look for him this way, then he… he definitely wouldn’t like him anymore in the future.
Li Jing was anxious, but the others weren’t. having agreed to follow Lin Qingyue, he could only follow them.
Using the excuse that it was getting late and they had to leave early tomorrow, Lin Qingyue grabbed Bai Dou and went back to his room.
Placing Bai Dou on the table, Lin Qingyue patted its head. “Bai Dou, can you have a baby? You plant spirits should be able to reproduce asexually, right? Right?”
He stared at Bai Dou, hoping for an affirmative answer.
“We agreed to raise you together back then, but the situation is weird now. Hurry up and think of a way to have a baby. We’ll give the baby to Da Shixiong, and the problem will be perfectly solved.”
Bai Dou with a confused face: ???
It can’t do that, wah!
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