Chapter 37: Stupid Beyond Belief
Speaking of which, it was related to the mechanism bird Second Senior Sister gave him.
In the novel, Yun Jinzhou obtained a mechanism bird that was exquisitely crafted, made of rare materials, took decades to make, and was created by at least three big shots in the field.
At the time, they were lamenting: What a pity. Wuqi Abyss possessed such treasures, yet it no longer exists.
Under such an explanation, the item in his hand appeared even more precious and rare.
“What’s wrong?”
Lin Qingyue shook his head. “Nothing.”
So, when exactly did Second Senior Sister’s Wuqi Abyss disappear?
The text didn’t mention these details at all. Lin Qingyue didn’t know the time, nor the cause.
Don’t other people get a system or something when they transmigrate into a book? Is he the only one without one?
His resentment was quite heavy; even Ye Jingxian beside him sensed it.
“If you really want to go to Wuqi Abyss, I will send a letter to Hongyu and ask her to wait for us.”
Suddenly they could go to Wuqi Abyss again? Eldest Senior Brother was simply a roundworm in his stomach (knew exactly what he was thinking).
Lin Qingyue felt he had to hug this big tree tightly; with his help in the future, his strength would increase greatly.
“Thank you, Eldest Senior Brother. I haven’t seen what Wuqi Abyss looks like yet. I can finally see it this time.”
“Let’s go.”
Ye Jingxian flew on his sword, while Lin Qingyue used the mechanism bird Wen Hongyu gave him.
The two went down the mountain all the way and entered an inn before dark. Ye Jingxian asked for two superior rooms.
Lin Qingyue’s excitement from the journey hadn’t faded. He didn’t want to eat in his room at all, so he dragged Ye Jingxian directly to the main hall and found an empty table to sit down.
“Shopkeeper, bring me one of every specialty you have here.”
Lin Qingyue waved his hand, displaying an air of heroism.
Ye Jingxian glanced at him.
He smiled at him and said, “Eldest Senior Brother, I haven’t eaten food from outside yet. I finally have the chance to taste it.”
“As long as you don’t waste it.” After saying that, Ye Jingxian still reminded him, “Eating until you’re too full is bad for you.”
Lin Qingyue was baffled. He wasn’t a child; how could he overeat? He felt these words were superfluous.
At the table next to them, a brocade-clad youth saw their lavish spending and followed suit.
“Shopkeeper.” He pointed at Lin Qingyue’s table. “Bring me everything they ordered too, and bring me a pot of good wine as well.”
His voice was loud. Lin Qingyue turned his head at the sound. The other party raised his chin at him, accompanied by a look.
Which landlord’s foolish son has come out to play?
However, wine… that should be delicious, right?
He withdrew his gaze and said to Ye Jingxian, “Eldest Senior Brother, let’s order a pot of wine too.”
He was in high spirits, decided to take the opportunity to taste it properly. But the thought had just arisen when it was rejected by Ye Jingxian.
“Why?”
Lin Qingyue didn’t understand. There was no rule that Sword Cultivators didn’t drink, right? Why couldn’t he drink?
“I’ll treat Senior Brother to a drink.”
“I don’t drink.” Ye Jingxian refused.
“Pfft. Why pretend if you have no money? Can’t even afford wine, yet you have to find an excuse.”
A voice asking for a beating drifted over. Undoubtedly, it was directed at Lin Qingyue and the others.
He turned his head again, raising an eyebrow. “It seems your childhood must have been very difficult.”
The other party didn’t understand and thought he was mocking his poverty. “Sure enough, a pauper. Can’t you see the treasures all over my body?”
Lin Qingyue: “Sure enough, your head was squeezed by a door when you were born. There’s definitely something wrong with your brain.”
“Stupid beyond belief.” He said it word by word.
“You scolded me!”
Lin Qingyue spread his hands. “Oh, and then?”
Do I need to say hello before scolding you?
Lin Qingyue spread his hands infuriatingly. The meaning was obvious: I scolded you, so what?
The youth slammed the table and stood up. “Do you know who I am? Who my father is?”
Such familiar words, such familiar lines. Lin Qingyue felt it was inexplicably funny and laughed out loud directly.
“Outrageous! Don’t go too far in bullying people.”
The youth was alone, but Lin Qingyue had Ye Jingxian beside him. He couldn’t see Ye Jingxian’s cultivation level clearly, so he endured and didn’t make a move.
Wait until my people arrive, let’s see how arrogant they are then.
Suppressing his anger, he sat down, glaring viciously at Lin Qingyue and Ye Jingxian.
Seeing the fire die down like that, Lin Qingyue was left wanting more, feeling the opponent was too weak.
Little did he know that his excessive presumption and expressions were all seen by Ye Jingxian.
Ye Jingxian: “Little Junior Brother.”
“What is it, Eldest Senior Brother?” Lin Qingyue looked at him innocently.
Ye Jingxian: “Nothing. Eat.”
Dishes were served one after another. Lin Qingyue looked at the so-called specialties. The presentation wasn’t as good as his Eldest Senior Brother’s. He tasted a mouthful; the flavor wasn’t as good as Eldest Senior Brother’s either.
So outside food wasn’t anything special. Not tasting the wine didn’t feel like a regret anymore.
After serving the dishes, the waiter personally brought them a pot of wine. “This is a gift for the two Daoists.”
Seeing the confusion in their eyes, the waiter glanced at the youth at the next table and smiled. “You two ordered many dishes; the shopkeeper specifically sent this.”
His eyes lingered on Ye Jingxian’s sword. “Enjoy your drink.”
The waiter immediately sent an extra pot of wine to the neighboring table as well. This was fear that they would fight, trying to appease them.
Lin Qingyue picked up the wine and said to Ye Jingxian, “Eldest Senior Brother, do you want to taste it?”
Ye Jingxian, who had stopped eating after tasting one chopstick-full, looked at the wine in his hand. “Not drinking.”
“You are not allowed to drink either.”
Not only did he not drink, but he also forbade Lin Qingyue from drinking.
Lin Qingyue, who had never drunk alcohol, felt his rebellious bone act up upon hearing he wasn’t allowed to drink.
“Why can’t I drink? I’ll just taste it, definitely won’t drink much.”
Saying this, he poured himself a cup and quickly tasted it. A spicy flavor stimulated his taste buds.
He frowned slightly, somewhat disgusted. “How can anyone like drinking this?” And drinking it secretly too? Yet somehow, I had to take a sip.
Humans were truly magical creatures.
“Country bumpkin, doesn’t even know how to savor wine. Sure enough, for some people, even if you give them good things, they won’t recognize the goods, let alone anything else.”
“Dog thief, accept your death!”
“Brother, you smell so good!”
He shouted twice, and the other party was enraged. “You want to fight?”
Lin Qingyue looked innocent. “Daoist, you should hurry and treat your eyes. Also, why are you so sentimental? I’m calling my swords.”
He nodded, and two swords fell back onto the table.
The youth’s face turned red from holding back. He sat down, and Lin Qingyue continued to shout.
“Stupid Two-Dog!”
Only one sword came out. He slapped his forehead. “Oh my, remembered the name wrong. It’s not ‘Stupid’.”
He continued shouting in the direction of the youth: “Bald Donkey!”
“Little Trash!”
“Why aren’t you coming out?” Lin Qingyue feigned anger. “Oh my, forgot the sword name again.”
He was pointing at the mulberry tree while cursing the locust tree (making oblique accusations), playing with him. If it was this obvious and he still couldn’t hear it, he was truly stupid.
Li Jing scoffed coldly. He pointed at Lin Qingyue. “You are insulting me.”
“They say Sword Cultivators are open and aboveboard. I see it’s a lie. Acting like this, you are simply a villain. If you have the ability, fight me.”
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