Chapter 13: Balls Are Gone, Male God Has Come
Mu Xinyue finished his meal in the cafeteria in just five minutes, like a tornado sweeping away clouds. He returned to the apartment and knocked on Xie Jingchu’s door.
“Bro, looking at you right now feels worse than doing advanced math problems.”
“You use a Swordsman account to flirt with a guy, and the character is dressed like a tough guy too. Squatting in the Arena all day waiting for himāinstead of acting coquettish or pretending to meet by chance, you went up and forced a PK.”
Mu Xinyue patted Xie Jingchu on the shoulder and said seriously, “Let’s restart.”
He walked to the computer screen, teleported Xie Jingchu’s game character to the main city NPC [Class Certifier – Jekaterin], and opened her dialogue box.
[You have already certified a class] [Resetting class requires 980 Alliance Credit Points]
After swiftly paying to reset, the title “Special Grade Kendo Master” above the character “Jing’s” head disappearedā
“Brother will switch you to a Healer (Medic). You can’t flirt with guys without a healer.” Mu Xinyue clicked on the Medic class introduction.
[Medic] [Class Title: Serum Expert] [Skills: Serum/Dagger/Light Shield/Guardian] [Class Introduction: Are you still heartbroken over your teammates’ fragility? After certifying as a ‘Medic,’ you will no longer have this trouble!] [After learning ‘Medic’ talents, players can craft purification potions that bring benefits to the whole team and obtain the class-exclusive weapon ‘Serum Diffuser.’ After advancing the class, players will unlock multiple skills such as ‘Dagger/Light Shield/Guardian,’ possessing higher purification bonuses and damage to better support the team.]
There were two lines of small text annotations below:
[Female characters have no certification threshold. Submit 1500 gold bars to Class Certifier – Jekaterin to certify.] [Male characters must go to Cadimeier Hospital under the witness of ‘Class Certifier – Jekaterin’ to undergo the ‘Dungeon – Self-Castration,’ remove the root of sin, and complete the induction ceremony before certifying as a ‘Medic’ class.]
A wicked little design by the LFK game planners.
“Brother, sacrifice your account’s balls for a bit.” Mu Xinyue patted Xie Jingchu’s shoulder, swiftly maneuvering “Jing” through the Medic’s castration match-3 dungeon, and then certified the class.
“…” Xie Jingchu frowned, seeming about to reach out and stop him.
But on second thought, to chase Shen Guanchao, sacrificing some balls was nothing.
As long as it wasn’t his main sniper account’s balls getting cut.
The little brothers playing Medic were truly such angels.
[Congratulations player “Jing” for successfully certifying class “Medic”] [Obtained new title: Special Grade Biological Master] [Your personal item “Root of Sin” will be stored at the Main City Center 1090-749. Cannot be retrieved unless you change class again.] [At that time, Doctor Cadimeier will perform restoration surgery for you.]
Being able to reattach the cut balls was the planner’s second god-tier clever idea.
Xie Jingchu: “What’s the next step?”
Mu Xinyue: “Change into a fashion set. Dress sluttier.”
“Didn’t they release some Cheongsam Black Silk Bunny Ears before? Does your account have it? You have so many limited editions, surely there are a few slutty ones?”
As he spoke, he clicked open “Jing’s” fashion tab. Inside was a mass of dark-colored whale (big spender) outfits, all tough guy styles.
Sure enough, this person couldn’t be slutty.
He could only temporarily buy a set of [Long Flute No Light] and [Exotic Demoness] to make do. Silver hair and beast ears paired with a gray long robeāMu Xinyue felt his aesthetic sense was excellent.
Mu Xinyue: “Now you can go squat in the Arena again. I’ll go home and take a shower first.”
“Perform well, try to be slutty.”
“Remember, no forced PK, no hitting people, no awkward silences. Act coquettish, call him Gege, be polite, OK?”
Since it concerned the person he liked, Xie Jingchu nodded obediently: “OK…”
Arena.
Shen Guanchao finished his first win round and came out of the cage, running head-on into “Jing,” who had just forced a PK on him earlier.
Was this person specially squatting for him? Or was it a chance encounter?
He didn’t know.
Thinking about it, it was better to take a detour.
Who knewā
[Player “Jing” has set you as a private chat target] [[Friend] Jing: Good evening.] [[Friend] Jing: What a coincidence, want to play a couple of matching rounds?]
Looking at the male character dressed as a fox fairy in front of him and this unpredictable tone, Shen Guanchao’s eyebrow twitched.
He hesitated, typing: [Why do you want to play with me?]
[[Friend] Jing: Because I’m Gege’s fan.] [[Friend] Jing: I’ve been watching your matches since Gege was in the secondary league. I’ve collected all kinds of merch properly. I like Gege very much~]
Xie Jingchu was telling the truth. In his room, there was indeed a wall full of merchandise related to Shen Guanchao.
[NAVAĀ·Flesh: Okay…]
This was Shen Guanchao’s first time seeing someone with such contrastāextrovert online, introvert in reality??
He recalled seeing the other party’s face last time.
He couldn’t imagine what kind of colorful scene it would be for this introverted handsome guy to chase after him calling him Gege in reality.
[NAVAĀ·Flesh: Has your gastroenteritis healed?] [[Friend] Jing: It’s better these past few days.]
A few seconds later, the other side added another sentence.
[Thank you Gege for caring.] [Player “Jing” invites you to join the team – Matching / 4v4]
Shen Guanchao hesitated whether to click “Reject.” Beside him, Zoe, who had just crashed and lost over fifty points in ranked, was wailing like ghosts and howling like wolves: “Gege Gege Ge save me, I’m about to fall out of the National Top 200!”
“I don’t have time. Ask Pear Lena to carry you. She’s in a good mood right now; she won’t scold you for losing points.”
Shen Guanchao didn’t want to crash with him, so he decisively clicked “Accept Invitation.” Half a second later, his game character clad in Tianshu Mecha appeared in “Jing’s” team.
[Player “NAVAĀ·Flesh” joined the team] [High Score Protection Mechanism Activated] [[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Start.]
Two minutes into the game, Shen Guanchao vaguely felt something was wrong.
āHow did the introverted handsome guy who was a “Special Grade Kendo Master” in the Arena just now suddenly become a “Special Grade Biological Master”?
For every step he took, the little white-haired fox fairy healed him a step, finding all kinds of angles to replenish his status and shield. It was extremely thoughtful, just a bit careless about positioning.
[[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Why did you go cut your balls?]
Wasn’t it the stomach that was bad? Why cut the balls?
[Jing: …Because I’m not very good at playing Sub-Attacker, haha.]
Feeling like he was playing a ladyboy account, Xie Jingchu swore to go cut Mu Xinyue’s main Attacker account’s balls after finishing this match.
Watching the little male fox fairy hopping around the field just to give him a heal, and thinking of his rebellious son Zoe at home who was good one moment and bad the next, Shen Guanchao inexplicably found it comical. He waved his hand and gave the follow authority of his drone to Xie Jingchu.
The top-stat guard drone “Photon Elite” immediately followed behind “Jing.”
[[Team] Jing: Thank you Gege!] [[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: No problem.] [[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Be careful, the opposite main attacker is coming.]
Just as Shen Guanchao finished typing, gunshots rang out from above.
Xie Jingchu subconsciously wanted to switch to the heavy cannon to rush out and exchange fire with the enemy, but forgot that he was now a healer. He could only switch out a dagger and appear in front of the enemy’s muzzle with a cold weapon.
Shen Guanchao reacted quickly, clicking the ultimate of “Photon Elite.” A technological white photon shield instantly appeared in front of “Jing,” blocking most of the damage from the opposite side.
Xie Jingchu used this shield to approach the enemy, predicted their movement, stabbed the dagger into the enemy’s heart, and nimbly coordinated with Shen Guanchao to take the head.
[[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Great.] [[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Violence-type healer?] [[Team] Jing: [Animated Sticker – Shy]] [[Team] Jing: It’s not like that, Gege.]
Strange gods and demons at workāhe somewhat fell in love with the feeling of getting a response after acting coquettish to Shen Guanchao, secretly enjoying it with a cold face.
Of course, Shen Guanchao in the villa didn’t know what “Jing” was secretly enjoying. He just felt that “Jing,” who had switched to Medic, looked much more pleasing to the eye, and even a tiny bit cute.
He had to say, Xie Jingchu’s mechanics were much better than he imagined, and his reactions were fast too. If the dagger just now were swapped for a heavy cannon, Xie Jingchu could have instantly killed the opposing main attacker by himself without his help.
While Shen Guanchao was thinking, the comedian Zoe suddenly appeared behind him.
Zoe glanced at his computer screen as if he had seen something incredible, rushing to Lu Wuxu to tattle: “Reportā”
“Our legendary main attacker abandoned his own family’s medic to play ranked with another medic girl!!!”
“Simply devoid of conscience! Fickle and unjust!”
Shen Guanchao: “…”
Shen Guanchao: “That person is male.”
Lu Wuxu didn’t reply, only smiling and continuing to play his own ranked match.
In the game, “Jing” once again clutched the dagger and pounced toward the enemy.
Except this time, he flew over Shen Guanchao’s head, blocking most of Shen Guanchao’s vision. Because the character’s movement was too large, the Pikachu yellow underwear printed with various poses was prominently revealed.
Shen Guanchao: “…”
Truly slutty, little introvert.
After killing the enemy, realizing how abstract the Pikachu underwear he just exposed was, Xie Jingchu felt a blockage in his chest.
To create inadvertent contrast, this was the underwear Mu Xinyue specially chose for him. Cool, very invincible.
[[Team] NAVAĀ·Flesh: Underwear is quite slutty.]
Xie Jingchu: “…”
Consider it completing the task Mu Xinyue gave him before showering in an alternative way.
After finishing this game, “Jing” tactfully expressed wanting to play another round.
Shen Guanchao refused.
[NAVAĀ·Flesh: Talk next time, I have something to do later.] [NAVAĀ·Flesh: If you’re bored, you can group up in the World Hall. Randoms in the server are quite open. I’ll accompany you again when I’m free. Bye.] [Player “NAVAĀ·Flesh” left the team]
With Shen Guanchao’s departure, Xie Jingchu’s originally secretly delighted and floating mood also calmed down.
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