Vicious Cannon Fodder, But a Squeamish Heartthrob chapter 55

Chapter 55: I’ll Eat Deng Deng

Yu Deng ran to the door. The shouting had stopped, and the kicking had ceased as well.

Just as he pressed his ear against the door, it was struck by another violent kick, startling him so much that he stumbled back two steps in a panic.

Hearing the footsteps retreat, Yu Deng placed his hands on his hips, his jade-white, porcelain-doll face flushing with arrogance. “I’m not selling it! Just to spite you!”

Of course, Yu Deng was only trying to scare Zhou Aifeng; he didn’t actually want Zhou Yuejun to come back right now.

Zhou Yuejun had finally managed to work his way into management, and Yu Deng didn’t want him to have to desert his post every other day.

It wasn’t until Zhou Yuejun returned in the evening that Yu Deng told him about what happened today.

“She was so arrogant! She almost kicked our door down. If it breaks, we’ll have to pay for it!”

“I was also afraid she’d just camp outside our house.”

Yu Deng was held in Zhou Yuejun’s arms while he ate. He was having mixed rice noodles, and before he’d even taken two bites, he started rambling.

His cheeks were puffed out, and his crimson lips were slightly swollen, making him look exactly like a little gas tank ready to explode.

Zhou Yuejun’s eyelids were heavy, his gaze sharp and cold, while a dark, sinister light flickered within his obsidian eyes.

After a long silence, his thin lips finally parted. “During the day, I’ll take you to the library. As for the night…”

His work at the dance hall still had five days left. Xie Meng didn’t really want to let him go right now, so naturally, he wouldn’t let him leave early.

He couldn’t take Yu Deng to the dance hall with him either.

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Zhou Yuejun’s mind.

He could let Yu Deng stay at Qiao Fangyu’s house for two days.

But the thought was too dangerous; it only filled him with unease, so it vanished as quickly as it had appeared.

“What about the night?”

Yu Deng was tired of standing. Since the electric fan was blowing directly on him, he didn’t mind the heat and plopped himself down into Zhou Yuejun’s rock-hard lap.

The moment he pressed against him, a flash of blinding white light crossed Zhou Yuejun’s mind. His body tensed up, gradually becoming scorching hot.

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“I have the fan and the TV at home. If she dares to come and cause a scene at night, I’ll just turn the TV volume all the way up. I don’t believe she’ll have the strength to keep shouting forever!”

“Let her shout. If the people in the building try to scold me, I’ll just say I was asleep and couldn’t hear. I want to see who they’ll actually scold then.”

“If she really tries to extort me, I don’t have any money anyway. Let her come and cause trouble again!”

Yu Deng’s temper always manifested as whiny murmurs. With the soft, melodic tone of a Jiangnan dialect, everything he said sounded spoiled and arrogant.

The young man had just finished his “unreasonable tantrum” and took another two bites of his noodles.

The rice noodles were mixed with chili oil, and some had smeared onto Yu Deng’s lips. He then looked up and asked Zhou Yuejun.

“Have you found a house yet? Once you find one, we can move in early.”

This time, his voice was soft and thin, sweet enough to hook one’s soul.

Zhou Yuejun had been looking for a house whenever he had free time over the past two days. He had only found two apartments that he felt wouldn’t mistreat Yu Deng.

“If it’s really urgent, we can only settle for something temporary first.”

Then, he began to peck at Yu Deng’s face.

He had been talking non-stop, chirping like a little bird, and even his breath smelled sweet. Zhou Yuejun couldn’t help but want to peck at him.

Just as he kissed him once, Yu Deng tried to dodge, but he couldn’t escape the circle of Zhou Yuejun’s embrace.

Yu Deng was still holding his bowl with both hands. Cornered by the hungry wolf, he could only try to hide. “Woo~ No, I’m eating.”

“After you kiss me, my tongue won’t be able to handle the chili anymore.”

Yu Deng’s mouth was nibbled on again. After that, a strong, powerful thumb and forefinger took control of the back of Yu Deng’s neck.

His fingertips were rough and scalding, kneading the soft, delicate neck, making Yu Deng itch. He was deliberately teasing and playing with him.

“Then don’t eat.”

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It was really easy for Zhou Yuejun to be moved to passion. The cold, lonely ice in his black eyes only needed to melt a little to reveal the fire of desire burning within.

“I’ll eat.”

“I’ll eat Deng Deng.”

“Don’t just pant. Breathe.”

Of course Yu Deng knew to breathe, but wasn’t it because he couldn’t get any air?

Every time he took a breath, Zhou Yuejun would steal it away, practically using him as a filter.

As their breaths mingled, Yu Deng’s body temperature soared.

Trickling tears fell to the floor.

Before heading to the dance hall, Zhou Yuejun paid a visit to Zhou Aifeng’s home.

The door was opened by Zhou Aifeng’s daughter-in-law, whose sallow, thin face was etched with exhaustion.

Zhou Yuejun’s frame was powerful and lean, his body covered in hard muscles developed through physical labor.

His cheekbones and brow bones were slightly prominent, and his long, narrow phoenix eyes were sharp and murderous. His dark gaze lowered, making one feel as if they had been struck by a giant boulder.

He looked as fierce as a cleaver; who would dare provoke him?

“Who are you looking for?”

Before Zhou Yuejun could speak, Zhou Aifeng emerged from the kitchen clutching a handful of vegetables.

“Who is it?” she barked fiercely.

Zhou Yuejun’s face was like frost. He propped his bulging, muscular arm against the doorframe and stood there with a commanding presence. He didn’t even need to build up his aura; his posture alone terrified her.

“If you dare go to my house again, watch out for your son’s and grandson’s legs.”

“I’m the only one in my family. I’m not afraid, so you’d better not be afraid either.”

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Having said that, he turned and left.

Zhou Aifeng’s daughter-in-law didn’t dare to even breathe loudly, and Zhou Aifeng only dared to start grumbling once he was far away.

“Who is he trying to scare?”

The daughter-in-law was still shaken and advised in a weak, small voice, “Mom, maybe we should just forget it.”

Zhou Aifeng was unreasonable. “Forget it? If you have the ability, bring out the money to buy a color TV.”

She had used that method to take advantage of many people before and had never failed. How could she possibly stop just because Zhou Yuejun threatened her a couple of times?

“That’s enough. You two stay inside for the next few days. I’ll go out alone. Do you think I’m afraid of him?”

“Let’s see if he actually dares to hit me.”

The moment Zhou Yuejun raised his hand, she would just collapse onto the ground. At that point, she’d be asking for more than just appliances.

That night, Zhou Aifeng actually came again, pounding on the door with great force.

In the bedroom, Yu Deng couldn’t sleep because of the noise, so he simply didn’t. He looked at his picture books instead.

Even though his thoughts were often disrupted by the racket, pictures were easier to process than words.

Keep shouting, keep going. He wouldn’t make a sound. He’d spite that old woman to death.

The young man lay on the bed with his legs kicked up, propping his chin in his hands, looking quite relaxed and leisurely.

His cheeks were pressed out, and his lips were soft and pouty. Because of this posture, the lines of his waist were more fluid and recessed.

In contrast, it emphasized his plump curves.

Like a big, ripe peach.

It must be very delicious.

If only 107 could block his hearing.

[107: I can’t do that~]

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107 was also sleepy; evidently, he had been woken up within Yu Deng’s consciousness as well.

[I’m just a stupid little robot. Besides providing you with a bit of help regarding the plot, I’m useless.]

107 felt very guilty and expressed his helplessness.

Unsurprisingly, the people in the building were also woken up. After a few complaints, some people actually ran to the front of Yu Deng’s door.

When Zhou Aifeng saw people coming, instead of being intimidated, she struck first, making a false accusation: “Their family took my things!”

Yu Deng: Huh? What!

How could there be such a shameless person?

Yu Deng’s blood pressure had never risen to his head before; usually, it settled lower.

But now, he felt like his skull was about to pop.

He quickly sat on a stool, his chest heaving violently. He bared his teeth, his eyes spitting fire.

“Shameless! Wicked old woman!”

Yu Deng wasn’t sure if the people outside actually believed Zhou Aifeng’s words or if they just wanted to smooth things over so they could get some sleep.

He only knew that these people were trying to treat him like a soft persimmon because Zhou Yuejun wasn’t home.

Because he heard someone say, “If he won’t open the door, then break it down.”

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