After the Villain Awakened, He Was Carried Home by the Big Boss and Kissed Until He Cried Chapter 58

Chapter 58: Little Young Master, You Can’t Get Explicit!

By the time they returned to the room, it was already well into the latter half of the night. Ye Ran’s eyelids were fighting, and he fell asleep as soon as he hit the bed.

When he woke up, it was already the following afternoon.

He was woken up by the urge to pee. The moment he opened his eyes, he didn’t even check if the brother sleeping in the same bed was still there. He rushed toward the bathroom, hopping on one leg.

Soon, the sound of running water in the bathroom stopped, and Ye Ran emerged after washing his hands.

Having slept for so long, his stomach was reacting—he was so hungry his front was sticking to his back.

It was already past the hotel restaurant’s serving time. There were only convenience stores on the island that could deliver things; there were no places to order real takeout.

Ye Ran wondered whether he should go out to find something to eat or call the convenience store and have them send some instant noodles to tide him over.

Thinking this, he headed toward the bedroom to grab his phone so he could sit on the sofa outside and make the call. Just as he reached the living room, a shadow standing with its back to him flickered. Ye Ran’s heart skipped a beat, and he nearly threw his phone.

Finally regaining his composure and seeing who was standing there, Ye Ran cursed, “Fuck!”

“Chi Youchu, you have a sofa but you won’t sit on it? You have to shrink into the corner and pretend to be a mushroom?”

Chi Youchu’s body was standing perfectly straight. He twisted his body around, looking miserable. “You think I don’t want to sit?”

Chi Youchu had been that drunk last night, but he had woken up earlier than Ye Ran. Unfortunately, his luck wasn’t great; he ran into his brother as soon as he stepped out. The result was what Ye Ran was seeing now.

Ye Ran clicked his tongue twice. “So you were punished with standing.”

If anyone else knew he was being punished with standing, Chi Youchu might find it embarrassing, but he felt no such thing in front of Ye Ran.

Because it was a case of the pot calling the kettle black—the two of them used to be brothers in misfortune.

Except back then, they looked at each other with mutual dislike, even competing while being punished with standing.

If you stand straight, I’ll be even straighter. If you stand for a long time, I’ll stand even longer than you.

Ye Ran thought back now. It wasn’t just that the plot made his character a fool later on; he had never been smart to begin with.

Even competing over being punished with standing—they both seemed to have water in their brains.

The time Ye Ran remembered most clearly was when Chi Youchu took an exam and got a 9 in math. Ye Ran laughed at him for half a day.

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“Brilliant. A 9 in math. This grade definitely puts you at the top of the class’s bottom-ranking list.”

Chi Youchu retorted mockingly, “You’re so great. A 10. Aren’t you still just one rank behind me on the bottom list?”

That was right. Ye Ran, the second-to-last, was being mocked by Chi Youchu, the dead-last.

The corners of Ye Ran’s mouth curled up. “It’s still okay. My score is still higher than yours, no matter how you look at it.”

Unable to win the argument, Chi Youchu said, “You forged a parent’s signature. I’m going to tell my brother.”

This guy had known how to tattle since he was little. Ye Ran hated this trick of his most. He immediately stepped forward and pinned the person to the ground. “Don’t even think about leaving this room today.”

Chi Youchu refused to yield. He didn’t think he couldn’t beat Ye Ran; he felt Ye Ran had simply launched a sneak attack while he was unprepared. He wasn’t that weak.

He craned his neck and shouted, “I wasn’t going out anyway! It’s dark outside! I’ll go out tomorrow!”

Ye Ran: “Don’t even think about it tomorrow either.”

Chi Youchu: “You’re not my brother. You don’t have the final say.”

Ye Ran sneered. “Not convinced, are you? Let’s try it.”

Chi Youchu: “Try it then.”

By the time the battle briefly ended, the two were locked together. Ye Ran’s leg was wrapped around Chi Youchu’s neck, and he was dragging his arm, while Ye Ran was similarly locked by him.

Seeing the young masters of the house fighting, the butler, Uncle Lin, ran over to break them up. “My young masters, hurry and let go! The Eldest Young Master will be back soon. If he sees you two like this, neither of you will escape.”

Ye Ran followed Uncle Lin’s words and said to Chi Youchu, “Hear that? You can’t escape. The monk can run, but the temple can’t.”

Chi Youchu: “Stupid. It’s ‘you can run on the second, but you can’t run on the fifteenth.'”

Uncle Lin’s brow furrowed upon hearing this.

The subjects the young masters failed probably weren’t just math.

Their Chinese was probably taught by a PE teacher too.

The two’s competitive spirit rose to such a level that even Uncle Lin couldn’t stop them.

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Chi Youchu: “My brother gives me more pocket money!”

Ye Ran: “He gives me a lot too!”

Chi Youchu: “You’re not his biological brother!”

Ye Ran: “Neither are you!”

Chi Youchu was clearly provoked by him. “We might not be biological, but I’m his cousin!”

The curl at the corner of Ye Ran’s mouth couldn’t be pulled down. “I might not be his cousin, but the pocket money he gives me is more than yours. Isn’t that irritating?”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” Chi Youchu was about to go crazy with anger.

“My brother specifically pushed aside work to accompany me!”

Ye Ran raised the battle to another level with one sentence: “Your brother sleeps with me every night! His abs are better than any male model out there!”

Uncle Lin, who had been bending over and reaching out to pry Chi Youchu’s leg off Ye Ran, suddenly froze in mid-air upon hearing Ye Ran’s words.

The wrinkles on his face instantly twisted into a knot. The words of advice he wanted to say got stuck in his throat, and he nearly choked out a cough.

It took a long time before Uncle Lin could speak. “Little Young Master, you can’t get explicit! If the Eldest Young Master comes back and hears…”

Before his voice could fade, a crisp, cold voice rang out from behind them. “Afraid of what I might hear?”

Chi Yuheng looked down from above at the two people locked together on the floor, his gaze lingering on Ye Ran for an extra two seconds.

“Afraid I’ll hear that you treat me like a male model and have me sleep with you every night?”

The result was that Ye Ran, who had originally stopped sleeping with Chi Yuheng, was required to sleep together for one night.

In Chi Yuheng’s words: since Young Master Ye’s thoughts were so sincere, he had to satisfy them no matter what.

As for Chi Youchu, he had it worse. As punishment for his 9 on the exam, he had to stand in the study for two hours alone.

The summary was that you couldn’t compete at all times, or you’d be the one suffering in the end.

So, seeing Chi Youchu being punished with standing, Ye Ran immediately hooked a finger at him and patted the sofa he was sitting on.

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Chi Youchu had been standing against the wall for a while now and had had enough. Seeing Ye Ran call him over, his eyes darted toward the bedroom door.

His brother probably wouldn’t be back for a while. He took three steps in two and sat down on the sofa.

“Where’s Chi Yuheng?” Ye Ran asked.

Chi Youchu spoke the truth, “I don’t know.”

“He didn’t say where he was going before he left.”

Ye Ran: “Then how long has he been out?”

Chi Youchu: “As long as I’ve been standing, that’s how long he’s been gone.”

With their back-and-forth Q&A, Ye Ran turned to look at him. “Then how long have you been standing?”

Chi Youchu hadn’t looked at the time since he started standing. “I don’t know.”

Ye Ran: “…”

Ye Ran’s mind was clear now, but Chi Youchu’s…

His brain still seemed to be in a waterlogged state.

Ye Ran poked Chi Youchu’s arm with a finger. “Hey? Do you still remember what happened last night?”

Chi Youchu didn’t remember a single thing about what happened last night; he had a complete blackout.

He only knew that when he woke up this morning, he was in Ye Ran’s room, and his brother was there too.

In his blurred vision, he seemed to see that on the bed, Ye Ran’s arm was draped over his brother, and his leg was too. That posture was like a koala hanging on a tree, except it wasn’t a koala and a tree, but Ye Ran and Chi Yuheng.

He rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dreaming.

When he looked again, his brother had already gotten out of bed. He even pulled the quilt that Ye Ran had kicked to the foot of the bed and placed it in the spot next to him, looking like it was drawing a line in the middle of the bed.

After that, he was confusedly called to be punished with standing.

So… did he wander into Ye Ran’s room while sleepwalking and disturb their good dream?

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During the time he spent standing there, he only thought of this one possibility.

The part he really couldn’t explain was that he had never been to Ye Ran’s room before. How did he find it so precisely while sleepwalking?

Ye Ran had no idea what he had done while sleeping in the latter half of the night. Seeing Chi Youchu’s bewildered face, he planned to give him an oral playback.

By the time Chi Yuheng returned, Ye Ran was in the middle of a lively narration.

“You don’t know. If I had arrived even a moment later, you two would have kissed. What’s worse, you couldn’t even be separated…”

Hearing this, Chi Youchu wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into. How could he have kissed that guy Pei Si?

“Impossible. I would rather kiss a pig than kiss Pei Si.”

Ye Ran patted his shoulder. “Let my experience tell you: don’t be stubborn at a time like this. If you ever end up kissing him one day, won’t that be a slap to the face?”

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