Chapter 27: Daily Life
[Hubby hasn’t streamed in a while. What has he been up to? He didn’t run off to start a relationship, did he?]
[Baby, don’t date! Mommy won’t allow it. It’s winter now; little babies will get sick if they go out on dates.]
[You guys will say any nonsense just to keep Hubby from dating.]
[This is Wifey’s first time broadcasting his daily life! Look at Wifeyâs big house! Wifey, you really are a baifumei.]
[I wanted to buy the same pajamas as Wifey. I took a screenshot and searched the price… Sorry, Wifey, I still want to be your husband in my next life, but for now, Iâm going to go jump off a bridge and respawn.]
Chu Yang walked through the corridor toward the stairs. He didn’t hold his phone high, instead offering a thoughtful warning: “I’m going downstairs now. The camera might shake a bit.”
It did indeed shake. It wobbled back and forth, occasionally brushing against his pajamas. The bullet comments erupted in another frenzy.
[If only I could reach out my hand! I’ve already pulled open Wifey’s pajama collar.]
[I wish I had X-ray vision, holy crap, ahhhh!]
[What is that swaying in front of my eyes? Wifey, are you hiding something in your chest? I’m dizzy… I’m intoxicated.]
[My mood right now is exactly like that day I saw him on the school forum in his jersey. The blood is rushing… any man who doesn’t stand up and salute right now isn’t a man!]
When Chu Yang reached the living room, he found Chu Yuanzhou already sitting downstairs.
Chu Yang signaled that he was livestreaming and asked, “What’s for lunch?”
“Chicken silk noodles and a side of stir-fried vegetables. We’ll have a more lavish meal tonight.” Chu Yuanzhou stood up and headed toward the kitchen.
“Okay, I’ll help you.” Chu Yang moved to follow him.
“No need. Just sit down. I’ve already prepared the ingredients; it’ll take fifteen minutes at most,” Chu Yuanzhou replied without looking back.
Chu Yang didn’t stand on ceremony. He sat down at the dining table and skillfully propped his phone against a tissue boxâthis was exactly how he handled video calls with Chu Yuanzhou.
“My brother is home today. He’s cooking. I’ll show you later; my brotherâs culinary skills are excellent.”
[Legitimate Eldest Brother! I’m sorry, I’m shipping them again. I’m a sinner.]
[Wifey really is served hand and foot wherever he goes. I wanted to see Wifey act as an assistant so I could self-insert as the Legitimate Eldest Brother!]
[What a virtuous Di-ge. Wifey, since you’re so used to being pampered, you should find a husband to serve you.]
[Speaking of which, I saw someone on the school forum the other day saying Wifey was in a relationship. Is it true?]
[Wifey, I beg you, tell me it’s not true. You haven’t streamed or gone online for two days; I suspect you went on a date. Crying T_T]
[Hubby, just say it. I can take it!]
Chu Yang glanced at the comments, his gaze instinctively drifting toward Chu Yuanzhou in the kitchen. He lowered his voice and said vaguely, “Itâs not certain yet.”
[It’s definitely certain! Look at that flickering expression. He’s just afraid his brother will find out. Hubby, you’re so bad.]
[It doesn’t matter! As long as Hubby is willing to coax me, I really don’t care.]
[Am I the only one sneakily looking at Xiao Yang’s house? It’s so big, sob. It seems Big Brother has raised our baby very well. Baby, for the sake of my happiness, don’t date. Just spend your life with Big Brother. That way, everyone is happy.]
The chat was filled with wails, as if he really had started dating.
Chu Yang found it a bit funny. The aroma from the kitchen began to waft out, and his stomach started to growl. “I’m going to the kitchen to see if there’s anything I can help with.”
[Take me with you! Take the phone! Ahhhh!]
[Silence, everyone! I want to hear exactly what they’re saying!]
[As if you’ll hear anything. The house is so big; who knows how many steps Baby Yang has to take to reach the kitchen. Let this old servant carry you over.]
[Another day of wishing I could install 360° cameras around Hubby Yang… Sob T_T]
Chu Yuanzhou was currently frying meatballs. Both gas burners were on; one was simmering soup over a low flame. It bubbled away, smelling delicious.
A quick glance revealed that Chu Yuanzhou had already prepared the greens, the noodles, and even the seasoning for the soup base. He truly didn’t need help.
“Aren’t you livestreaming? Why did you come over?” Chu Yuanzhou glanced at him, lifting the meatballs one by one onto a wire rack to drain the oil.
“I wanted to see if I could help. Have you eaten?” It was already past the usual lunchtime; Chu Yang didn’t know if his brother had eaten yet.
“How would I dare eat before you wake up? Someone has been handling business all morning.”
Chu Yang rubbed his nose guiltily. “You’re on vacation too, but you’re just a workaholic.”
Chu Yuanzhou: “Yes, yes, I’m a workaholic. Then what are you?”
“I want to eat a fried meatball.” Chu Yang stared intently at the beef balls.
“Theyâre still a bit hot,” Chu Yuanzhou said. He took a fresh pair of chopsticks, speared one, and handed it to Chu Yang.
After scooping out all the meatballs, he put the noodles into the pot. Then, he put on gloves and began to shred the chicken. His movements were swift, his timing perfect.
Once the noodles were ready, Chu Yang put on oven mitts and carried them out. Chu Yuanzhou gave the meatballs a second fry to make them crispy and then started another pan to stir-fry some bean sprouts.
Chu Yang sat down and switched his camera to the rear lens, aiming it at the dishes on the table. “My brother made these. They smell great. I’m going to eat now.”
[Wifey, don’t turn off the stream! I haven’t seen Wifey eat yet, sob. Just point it at your face; we’ll provide our own excitement.]
[Omg, I’m dazed by the aroma… It looks so good. I’m hungry again; I’m getting up to raid my kitchen.]
[Plain noodles and a small side dish are so cozy. Who understands? Baby just woke up; eating hot noodles is such happiness.]
[Big Brother even did the plating! I reasonably suspect Baby is a visual eaterâif it doesn’t look good, he won’t eat! So Big Brother plated it beautifully.]
[Wifey, come eat me! I look good!]
[Anyway, this is the first time I’ve seen a family member cook and plate the food without taking a photo first. What’s with that sprig of cilantro on the meatballs? I’m shipping it.]
Chu Yang put his phone back, picked up his chopsticks, and began to eat. The chicken silk noodles were delicious. Chu Yuanzhou had even added a bit of chili for him, making the tip of his nose sweat slightly.
“What do you plan to do this afternoon? Still livestreaming?” Chu Yuanzhou speared another meatball for him.
Chu Yang accepted it. “Maybe. I’ll play games for a while. What about you?”
“I’ll prune the plants. You should come to the courtyard too.”
Chu Yang immediately shook his head. “I don’t want to. It’s so cold outside my hands will freeze; I won’t be able to play games.”
“…I didn’t ask you to play games outside.”
[I’m dying laughing. Baby, you really are a straight man. Big Brother obviously wants you to accompany him.]
[I’m rolling. ‘I don’t want to.’ Hahahaha.]
[Actually, I really want to see Hubby Yang carry Big Brother in a game. They say CEOs are usually trash at games… I wonder if Xiao Yang will get so mad he’ll start jumping, haha.]
Suddenly, a golden light flashed across the top of the livestream room: [DK.Black has entered the room.]
Before the fans in Chu Yang’s room could react, two more messages glowing with golden light popped up.
DK.Black: [You stopped playing games to become a mukbang streamer?]
DK.Black: [What are you eating? And why are you streaming in your pajamas?]
[?????????]
[Excuse me, Big Brother? What’s with that self-righteous tone? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were close to our Xiao Yang?]
[What is going on, ahhh?? Did you guys hook up behind our backs??]
[Hubby Yang, say something! Don’t stay silent.]
[Unless they’ve hooked up, it’s either Black has a thing with my wifey, or this idiot forgot to switch to his alt. I suspect he forgot to switch. If they were really in private contact, why would he ask that?]
[Exactly. What status do you have to speak to our hubby like that? You’re even more of a straight man than my hubby.]
[What the heck? Our hubby is a little straight man; this guy is a stinky straight man. Not the same, not the same at all.]
[Black, tell us: are you following my wifey for his face or his skills?]
[Black is watching Wifey in a small window while training at the base. I’m really afraid you guys are all fantasizing about my wifey together.]
[He feels like the type who sees Wifey in shorts and takes a screenshot while commenting that the pants are too short.]
[Heh, just be glad you have something to look at!]
[This dead ghost must be secretly watching in private just like me.]
[Selfish people don’t get to be Xiao Yang’s husband!]
On the other side, Black had just sent those two messages when his teammate beside him let out a “Holy crapâ!”
“You freaking entered Chu Yangâs room on your main account, you moron!”
“Crap, Iâm dying. How embarrassing. Everyone down there is calling you a ‘stinky straight man,’ hahaha.”
Blackâs face turned various shades of green and white. He pursed his lips, put on his headset, and didn’t say a word. He didn’t even dare look at the livestream room, though his teammates’ laughter still rang in his ears.
However, he didn’t log out of Chu Yangâs room. He figured he might as well face the music; maybe Chu Yang would actually want to play games with him. Heaven knew his alt account had never once won a draw in Chu Yangâs stream!
But he hadn’t expected Chu Yang to actually ask if they should play together. His teammate had to nudge him.
A heavy shove hit his shoulder.
“What are you dazing for! He asked if you wanted to play together later! Say yes, dammit!”
Black immediately grabbed his phone and typed a frantic reply: [I DO!!!]
[I’m done. Don’t forget you’re not on your alt. What’s with this ‘simp’ tone?]
[Excuse me! This isn’t a wedding vow. Please exercise some restraint…]
[I’m dying. Look at this simp behavior. I love to see it.]
[My favorite episode. Black, call your brothers and jump him together! (Wicked grin)]
[Which kind of ‘jump’? I want to see! (Already putting in my contacts)]
Chu Yang saw that golden, glowing ‘I DO!!!’
He paused for a second and gave an “mm.” “In an hour then. I have something to do first.”
Black: [Okay, I’m free anytime!]
[He’s been booked by the Legitimate Eldest Brother. Everything else has to wait in line.]
[Legitimate Eldest Brother: As long as I live, you all are just concubines!]
[Oh no! Hubby Yang, I don’t want to leave you. Take me to see our garden, please!]
[Goddammit, why do I have to be separated from Hubby for this hour? Who allowed this? Let me out.]
[Wifey doesn’t want me anymore…]
Chu Yang: “Logging off for now. See you in an hour.”
After closing the livestream, he followed Chu Yuanzhou into the courtyard. He didn’t even change his clothes, just grabbed a pair of small shears and started playing around, snip-snip.
Chu Yuanzhou let out a helpless sigh.
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