After the Villain Awakened, He Was Carried Home by the Big Boss and Kissed Until He Cried Chapter 65

Chapter 65: Baby Be Good, Open Your Mouth

The servants in the kitchen were busy moving back and forth, preparing today’s lunch in a tight schedule.

Old Master Chi sat in a Phoebe zhennan wood chair in the first-floor living room. Hengbao lay at his feet, playing with a squeaky yellow chicken toy.

A lick, then a bite, until the little yellow chicken let out a shriek, “Gawk… gawk…”

Old Master Chi: “…”

This was the toy Chi Youchu had bought for Hengbao.

The elderly man couldn’t stand such a sharp sound; it was too noisy.

Back then, he wanted to keep a dog but didn’t know what breed would be good. Chi Youchu strongly recommended he get a Samoyed, saying the smile would melt his heart.

The old man listened to him, and later Ye Ran brought Hengbao home.

It had to be said that keeping a Samoyed was indeed quite good; looking at its smile could make his mood much better.

Except…

Hengbao rolled over on the ground and moved to the other side to continue playing with his little yellow chicken.

The old man stared at the white fur on the carpet and fell into thought.

There’s just too much shedding.

Sometimes the old man also wondered: Chi Yuheng was steady and outstanding, while Chi Youchu was chirpy and unreliable. They were both his grandsons; how could the gap be so large?

Was something wrong with the ancestral graves?

He had been traveling around various countries for a while now. Since returning, he hadn’t had a proper chat with his eldest grandson before the man went upstairs.

Speaking of which, the eldest grandson had been up there for a while now.

First Xiao Ran went upstairs, then Yuheng went up too. As a result, neither of them had come down.

What were those two doing upstairs?

…

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Inside Ye Ran’s room on the second floor:

“Baby be good, open your mouth…”

Ye Ran gripped the bedsheets beneath him, his knuckles turning white.

Chi Yuheng’s breath was like warm vines, tangling around him until even his breathing lost its rhythm.

He could clearly feel the strength of the other’s palm against his waist—not heavy, yet carrying a sense of control that wouldn’t allow him to break free.

At first, his back was tensed, trying to maintain his last shred of sanity. But when Chi Yuheng’s tongue lightly swept over his lower lip, that sanity instantly shattered into stardust.

His body reacted before his brain. He instinctively tilted his head back slightly and even tentatively raised his hands, his fingertips lightly catching the edge of Chi Yuheng’s clothes.

This movement caused Chi Yuheng’s kiss to pause for half a second before deepening, carrying an even more obvious sense of possessiveness.

Ye Ran snapped back to reality, his cheeks instantly burning hot.

His heart thundered in his chest, as if it were about to break through his ribs. Only one thought remained in his mind.

He was finished. It seemed he didn’t just not dislike Chi Yuheng’s closeness.

He even… liked it a bit.

Ye Ran was going to explode!

Wait a minute, how could a straight guy like him enjoy kissing another man?

Could it be… he wasn’t straight anymore?

If he looked at his “inability to get hard” through the lens of him liking men, perhaps it would make sense.

Ye Ran’s brain went “buzz.” No, how could he have turned gay? He must be sick.

While his mind was in a chaotic mess, his lips were forcefully kissed once by Chi Yuheng, pulling his thoughts back.

Ye Ran’s eyes snapped wide open, colliding with Chi Yuheng’s bottomless eyes.

The other’s nose was still pressed against his, and warm breath was sprayed on his reddened cheeks. Even his voice was a few shades lower than usual. “Distracted during teaching time? Hmm?”

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The deep voice, carrying Chi Yuheng’s scent, entered Ye Ran’s ears and was actually more effective than an aphrodisiac.

Ye Ran actually had a reaction.

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

This was wrong. How could he have a reaction?

Chi Yuheng must have drugged him!

Ye Ran gritted his teeth and glared at the man in front of him. Chi Yuheng’s gaze paused. “Why are you looking at me like that? Didn’t learn just now? Want me to teach you again?”

Ye Ran was enraged. He pushed Chi Yuheng away and rolled off the bed. “Teach my ass! I’m not learning.”

After speaking, he glanced at the person still on his bed. The bedsheets were messy from being pulled by him just now. Chi Yuheng was now on top, leaning back with both hands on the bed, looking at him.

That appearance—to those who didn’t know better—would make them think it was he who had bullied Chi Yuheng.

The physical sensation couldn’t lie, but the more Ye Ran thought about it, the angrier he got. He was so useless.

He glared at Chi Yuheng and tossed out a sentence, “Chi Yuheng, your technique is really bad.”

Without staying for a single second, he immediately opened the door and went out.

“Bad technique?” Chi Yuheng raised an eyebrow.

He was being looked down upon.

Chi Yuheng propped himself up. His gaze landed on the door, the smile in his eyes slowly settling into a deep tenderness.

It was okay. Next time, they could have an in-depth exchange and properly communicate about technical issues.

Ye Ran ran downstairs with a “thud, thud, thud,” as if there were a wolf chasing him.

Hearing the sound of someone coming downstairs, the old man turned to look and realized it was Ye Ran.

“Slow down, slow down. Don’t fall.”

Ye Ran ran downstairs in a few seconds. Before he could catch his breath, he saw the old man pointing his cane at the slippers on his feet. “Xiao Ran, your slippers are on the wrong feet.”

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Ye Ran looked down at the slippers on his feet, which were swapped left and right. “…”

He had been so afraid of Chi Yuheng coming over to grab him that he ran too fast and even put his shoes on backward.

The old man also admired Ye Ran’s balance—to be able to run so fast with his shoes on backward and not fall.

However, since Hengbao wasn’t causing trouble right now, the old man wanted to make up for the homecoming hug.

Just as he put down his cane, the sound of a door closing came from upstairs, followed by the steady “thud, thud” of footsteps on the stairs.

Ye Ran immediately became alert. “Grandfather, I think they need help in the kitchen. I’ll go over for a bit.”

After speaking, he vanished in a flash.

Old Master Chi thought about it for a long time. He hadn’t heard that the kitchen needed help just now.

The young master suddenly burst in, leaving the servants busy in the kitchen momentarily at a loss.

They wondered if they had cooked a dish incorrectly or something; they were completely thrown off.

Ye Ran said he wanted to participate too. Since the old man had just returned, he wanted to cook for him.

Only then did the servants breathe a sigh of relief. Considering that Ye Ran had never been in a kitchen—boiling water was fine, but cooking dishes probably wouldn’t work.

So they had to let him make the simplest porridge.

Ye Ran followed the steps they described one by one and finally just watched the fire by the side.

His phone rang. Ye Ran pulled it from his pocket; it was Chi Youchu calling.

He clicked accept, and a leisurely voice came from the other side. “What are you doing?”

Ye Ran’s tone was flat. “Cooking porridge.”

“You’re cooking porridge?” Chi Youchu’s voice rose significantly. “Who are you trying to poison to death?”

The corner of Ye Ran’s mouth curled. “Don’t expect to leave alive after drinking Chef Ye’s porridge.”

Chi Youchu: “…Boring.”

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Ye Ran replied, “Childish.”

The two almost returned to their bickering phase. Chi Youchu asked, “There’s a bit of a traffic jam on my end. Is everyone here?”

Ye Ran: “Three missing one.” [TN: A term from Mahjong meaning one person is missing.]

Chi Youchu: “So I’m the only one missing.”

There was a hint of a smile in Ye Ran’s voice. “Your understanding is spot on. I, your adoptive father, am very gratified.”

Chi Youchu: “@#￥%￥#&……%”

Ye Ran automatically ignored certain low-IQ remarks and tossed out, “If you come back any later, the only thing left for you will be Hengbao’s dog food.”

Then he hung up the phone amidst the chirping sounds from the other side.

When Ye Ran helped the servants carry the prepared dishes into the dining room, Old Master Chi and Chi Yuheng were chatting.

As they talked, the old man mentioned the renovation. “After returning, I saw many places that could be redone. The flooring in Xiao Ran’s room is a bit old. Pick some materials and find someone to repave it.”

Chi Yuheng: “You’re saying the floor in Ye Ran’s room is no good?”

The old man’s expression changed. “Didn’t you see it? What were you doing up there for so long?”

Coincidentally, Ye Ran was passing by them at that moment. He pricked up his ears, prepared to hear Chi Yuheng’s answer.

If Chi Yuheng dared to say what he was doing in the room, he would bite him to death.

Chi Yuheng glanced at Ye Ran, who was hiding among the servants, and let out a light laugh.

“Nothing much. I was just teaching Xiao Ran some basic knowledge of sports.”

Translator’s Note:

Thanks for reading these chapters. Here are a few notes:

“Feeding you full” (喂飽): As mentioned in the note, this is a very common double entendre in BL. Chi Yuheng is definitely teasing Ye Ran here.
“Three missing one” (三缺一): This is a term from Mahjong. A game requires four people, so if you have three, you are “missing one.” It’s commonly used to say someone is late for a gathering.
“Adoptive Father” (Yìfù): Ye Ran and Chi Youchu calling each other “father” or “son” is a common way male friends in China joke and assert dominance over each other. It’s all in good fun!
“Sports knowledge” (運動基礎知識): Chi Yuheng’s excuse for the “bed activities” is hilarious. In a way, kissing is a form of exercise, right?
Hengbao’s name: Ye Ran explains that the Héng (横) in Hengbao’s name means “horizontal,” as in “walking horizontally” (横着走), which is a Chinese idiom meaning to walk arrogantly or with great confidence because you have someone backing you up.